TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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Goyslop Muncher said:
I wish review brah would do something cool like a USA tour and review the best local joints. Like a guy fieri series but it's review brah
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I think he’s really shy in public though, I would want to run up and say hi and then he’d bust out his mallninja knife on me.
 
Here is an example of a good guy finishing first.

I know he is respected all around the world and I hope the best will follow him through out his life.
 
Latest video of TheReportOfTheWeek has me MATI,

Toppings and cheese in a bowl. It’s only toppings and cheese in a bowl. How retarded does that fat fuck Shaq think his consumer base is? Absolutely insulting gutter food I could make myself with less money, time, and effort if I felt like subjecting myself to edible torture.

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John is unfortunately right about the direction of fast food. Khaya dee tenegh
 
A Humble Worm said:
Latest video of TheReportOfTheWeek has me MATI,

Toppings and cheese in a bowl. It’s only toppings and cheese in a bowl. How retarded does that fat fuck Shaq think his consumer base is? Absolutely insulting gutter food I could make myself with less money, time, and effort if I felt like subjecting myself to edible torture.

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John is unfortunately right about the direction of fast food. Khaya dee tenegh
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Sounds like pizza for people that are eating low carb/keto to me.
 
Akashic Retard said:
Sounds like pizza for people that are eating low carb/keto to me.
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John makes that assertion as well in the video (as his only defense of the item LOL), but let’s be real: nobody is showing up to Father Johnathan’s with the expressed purpose of shedding some pounds or improving their overall health.

It’s a menu item for the wrong consumer base at best and a braindead consumer base at worst.
 
A Humble Worm said:
John makes that assertion as well in the video (as his only defense of the item LOL), but let’s be real: nobody is showing up to Father Johnathan’s with the expressed purpose of shedding some pounds or improving their overall health.

It’s a menu item for the wrong consumer base at best and a braindead consumer base at worst.
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Sometimes you want to have a cheat day but don't want to totally go all out and want to stay keto even if you are eating a lot of calories, and you want pizza just like you used to eat before your diet. Instead of fucking around with some convoluted keto pizza recipe you can just order this and get your fix. Then you have the other situation where you're eating with a group, everyone is ordering pizza from papa johns but you can't eat pizza because of your restrictive diet, this way you can still partake. I'm sure the sauce is still loaded with sugar anyway, but I think there is a place for this item. People are looking for low carb junk food because it's pretty much impossible to find as everything has sugar and corn syrup in it.
 
Akashic Retard said:
Sometimes you want to have a cheat day but don't want to totally go all out and want to stay keto even if you are eating a lot of calories, and you want pizza just like you used to eat before your diet. Instead of fucking around with some convoluted keto pizza recipe you can just order this and get your fix. Then you have the other situation where you're eating with a group, everyone is ordering pizza from papa johns but you can't eat pizza because of your restrictive diet, this way you can still partake. I'm sure the sauce is still loaded with sugar anyway, but I think there is a place for this item. People are looking for low carb junk food because it's pretty much impossible to find as everything has sugar and corn syrup in it.
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I can get behind this I think. Would be nice to order this for my homies instead of having to run to multiple locations when we eat out.

Decided to do more digging on their website and it looks like ReviewBrah got the worst Papa Bowl: the Italian Meats Trio Papa Bowl.
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That’s a little too much fat for the serving size advertised here, would not consider this a healthy ratio even for a pseudo-cheat day.

Now compare this to the superior Chicken Alfredo Papa Bowl:
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Nearly the same serving size but with half the calories and fats, plus more protein (and arguably better taste, grilled chicken is DELICIOUS). Of course there’s other options you can mix and match but they’re all going to run you 7.99 in the end. Cheaper than a personal pizza at PJ’s, but too much for my cheap ass.
 
every so often ill go and watch reviewbrahs old videos and his evolution is just so interesting in his older videos he kinda came off like a weird out of touch rich kid/jock and then as time goes on his videos just feel more and more peaceful like the dude is just living his life how he wants. its so nice to see. i swear he is one of the only people on the internet who pretty much everybody likes. i hope he does another one of those day in my life videos sometime those were actually pretty enjoyable.
 
i love his videos, they're a glimpse into a pretty random but integral part of american life, so for me as a non american it's really interesting. we don't have much fast food in my country; mcdonalds, dominos just that kinda thing.
seeing such exotic fast food options, it's like going to the zoo or something. 'wow americans eat like this!'. reviewbrah is like david attenborough in that regard. i love him. his videos are so comfy, and he seems so genuinely strange. i love weird people who are comfortable in their weirdness. i'd like to try some of the food he trys. especially the strange energy drinks.
 
easy said:
i love his videos, they're a glimpse into a pretty random but integral part of american life, so for me as a non american it's really interesting. we don't have much fast food in my country; mcdonalds, dominos just that kinda thing.
seeing such exotic fast food options, it's like going to the zoo or something. 'wow americans eat like this!'. reviewbrah is like david attenborough in that regard. i love him. his videos are so comfy, and he seems so genuinely strange. i love weird people who are comfortable in their weirdness. i'd like to try some of the food he trys. especially the strange energy drinks.
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No mcdonalds in your country? Do you perchance stay in any of these shitholes?

Bermuda
Barbados
Cambodia
Jamaica
Ghana
Montenegro
Yemen
 
easy said:
i love his videos, they're a glimpse into a pretty random but integral part of american life, so for me as a non american it's really interesting. we don't have much fast food in my country; mcdonalds, dominos just that kinda thing.
seeing such exotic fast food options, it's like going to the zoo or something. 'wow americans eat like this!'. reviewbrah is like david attenborough in that regard. i love him. his videos are so comfy, and he seems so genuinely strange. i love weird people who are comfortable in their weirdness. i'd like to try some of the food he trys. especially the strange energy drinks.
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It's true, Americans really do eat like that. Largely because fast food is absolutely everywhere and often the only nearly place to grab something to eat for a lot of workplaces. It's common to even see a McDonalds or a Subway attached to rural convenience stores.

I hope you get to try a White Castle burger someday. That's probably something you've never had anything even close to. They are very strange and inexplicably popular. You'll either love it, or it'll make you very sick.
 
easy said:
i love his videos, they're a glimpse into a pretty random but integral part of american life, so for me as a non american it's really interesting. we don't have much fast food in my country; mcdonalds, dominos just that kinda thing.
seeing such exotic fast food options, it's like going to the zoo or something. 'wow americans eat like this!'. reviewbrah is like david attenborough in that regard. i love him. his videos are so comfy, and he seems so genuinely strange. i love weird people who are comfortable in their weirdness. i'd like to try some of the food he trys. especially the strange energy drinks.
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Are you Bolivian or something?
 
Pissmaster said:
It's true, Americans really do eat like that. Largely because fast food is absolutely everywhere and often the only nearly place to grab something to eat for a lot of workplaces. It's common to even see a McDonalds or a Subway attached to rural convenience stores.

I hope you get to try a White Castle burger someday. That's probably something you've never had anything even close to. They are very strange and inexplicably popular. You'll either love it, or it'll make you very sick.
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You say inexplicably, I say drunk food. I mean they're fine. I'll eat a few sliders. Did you know that there is a recipe, no shit, for White Castle Thanksgiving stuffing. Like you use the burgers in your stuffing. It's not quite as weird as it sounds. Folks like to put meat in their stuffing so why not? I mean, I'm not doing it, but I also don't serve turkey. It's disgusting. Too gamey, does anyone else find that to be true? How do I fix that? Brining?
 
Cloaca Rimjob said:
No mcdonalds in your country?
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lol i meant to say we just have places like mcdonald and dominos.
Pissmaster said:
Americans really do eat like that. Largely because fast food is absolutely everywhere and often the only nearly place to grab something to eat for a lot of workplaces
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is it true most/many americans go to a starbucks for their morning coffee instead of making it at home?
 
easy said:
is it true most/many americans go to a starbucks for their morning coffee instead of making it at home?
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People do, especially office drones, but most people own a coffee machine. It saves a lot of money when a 900 gram tin of grounds is the same price as a Starschmucks black coffee.

Back on topic, I've never listened to the shortwave broadcast mostly for the timing, but it also sounds like it's more about ~current events~ and I'd rather kill myself then listen to that topic. The podcast is comfy and Brah generally gets unbreaded every other show.
 
easy said:
is it true most/many americans go to a starbucks for their morning coffee instead of making it at home?
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Yeah, and it's not even good quality coffee. I figure it must be a status symbol thing, like they want to be seen holding a Starbucks cup because that = higher status, in their minds. It's not like it's out of anyone's reach to just buy a cheap coffee maker and set the timer.
 
easy said:
is it true most/many americans go to a starbucks for their morning coffee instead of making it at home?
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its seen as like "treating yourself" sort of thing so most of the time they get one before they start their miserable shift but I know some people that take it the extreme and get Starbucks to start their day in weekends too.

Though I generally see it as an easy place to pick for hangouts, no matter who it is no one is gonna say no to Starbucks or whatever other coffee place.
 
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