TheMysteriousMrEnter

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the script said:
A montage begins of Linda's flatulence training. Epic motivational music plays as we see Stinker trying to teach her the proper techniques. He points to his stomach, clenches his fists, and then releases a fart. Pan to Linda, who tries the same, but fails. But then, out of nowhere, Stinker is knocked off his feet by a gas cloud, and then gives a thumbs-up while he collapses on the floor. The scene changes to a private kitchen hidden in the back of the room. They have called Sally in to cook a gassy meal. We see her laugh as she starts flinging random ingredients wildly into the bowl, including a bottle of glitter glue, a can of beans, and a giant tub of sugar (which gives Linda gas), then mixes it all into the bowl to make sparkling sugar-bean cookies. Linda stuffs down the cookies as the music continue, and Sally gives Stinker a thumbs-up. We then fade to Linda standing on the blue circle, with her eyes closed.
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Alright seriously, can we just say that the entire Growing Around fan community is a testimony to human deviancy?
 
Also, I think that this point they deserve a whole wiki page -- and not just a little blurb below the synopsis of everything wrong with Growing Around -- judging by the amount of f[an]art that's been documented in the past few pages alone.
 
The three words that best describe Enter's interests, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
 
Enter wrote this about the best character in Pokemon ORAS.

"way I was too distracted by her Whismur to take anything about the delta episode seriously. Why did we need a Pokemon with a clearly visible poop hole? And why did the walkabout model also need a poop hole?

But seriously, I always thought Zinnia was an idiot. Yes, let’s stop something that’s gaurenteed to save the world based on your theories that have no merit in order to manipulate a bunch of people because Rayquaza is the ONLY way to save the world — even though awakening him will put their world in jeopardy. On top of that her dialogue made her seem more interested in seeing rayquaza (and seeing it mega evolve) than saving the world. In fact, it seemed like she was willing to put the world in jeopardy JUST to have this happen. Yes, I know in her ancestors said some mythology about Rayquaza and in video games ancestors’ mythology is ALWAYS true, but my suspension of disbelief only goes so far. Gary Oak may have been as pretentious as fuck, but he never put the world in danger.

"There are necessary sacrifices and there are unnecessary sacrifices" - ZInnia

Her idea of a necessary sacrifice is putting a bunch of lives in risk to save theory people. Her idea of unnecessary sacrifice is risking the lives of theory people to save every real person. I REALLY don’t like Zinnia. And if you want me to take any story seriously, keep the Pokemon with clearly visible poop holes out of it. Whismur will forever be known as the “poop hole Pokemon” to me."
 
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