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Piga Dgrifm said:
Have these people ever had a single original thought?
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They do realize that Enter freely acknowledges that he stole the idea from that short, right?
 
Got a fanscript for GA.
(Scene starts with a news van parked outside of the Dunn house. Timmy and Jessica are standing by the news van.)

Jessica: This is Jessica Montem from KTV news. I’m here with Timmy Dunn, the owner of Lemonade Land.

Timothy: Where we have the best lemonade in town.

Jessica: Timmy Dunn is one of the most successful businesskids in town. Today we are going to know the boy behind the store and take a tour of his house.

(Scene cuts to Sally setting a mattress at the top of the stairs. Various stuffed animals are dressed like a pit crew.)

Sally: We’re back at the Mattress 5000. The next entrant is our champion – Sally Dunn.

(Sally plays a crowd cheering sound on her phone.)

Sally: Can Sally Dunn set the record for the fastest time down the stairs?

(Sally puts a racing helmet on, gives her mattress a slight push, and jumps on it. Have Sally sit on the mattress and act like she’s driving a race car. Continue to have her slide down the stairs until she gets close to the door.)

Sally: I knew spreading butter on the mattress would make it go faster.

(Scene shifts to Timmy and Jessica walking to the front door.)

Jessica: And now let us take a look at the inside of the Dunn house.

(Have the drawings show Timmy and Jessica’s point of view. The door opens and Sally is heading right for them.)

Sally: Look out!

(Sally goes right to the screen and imply that there’s a large crash. Show Sally’s mattress on top of Timmy, Jessica, and the cameraboy.)

Sally: Sorry about that.

(Timmy and Jessica get out from under the mattress.)

Timmy: Jessica, I am so sorry about this.

Jessica: I think this interview is over.

(Jessica starts to walk away while Timmy follows her.)

Timmy: But we can start this over again.

Jessica: I have enough footage for my show.

(Jessica and her crew enter a news van and drive away. Timmy’s face grows bright red and he looks at Sally.)

Sally *sheepishly*: At least nobody was hurt.

(Timmy walks into the house and then returns with Sally’s toys.)

Sally: Timmy, what are you …

(Timmy throws Sally’s toys on the mattress. Timmy walks back into the house and takes out Sally’s clothes.)

Sally: Those are my things …

(Timmy throws the clothes on the mattress. Then he slams the door and locks it. Sally walks to the door and knocks.)

Sally: Timmy why are you …

Timmy: Go away! You don’t live here anymore!

Sally: But this is our house.

Timmy: Not anymore! Go find your own place because you’re not welcome here!

Sally: Please let me in Timmy, I said I was sorry!

(Scene shifts to the inside of the house. Sally keeps knocking and calling to be let in while Timmy watches TV. Robert and Linda walk to the door.)

Timmy: If you open the door, I will ground both of you for life and I’ll never let either of you read comic books or romantic novels again!

(Both Robert and Linda back off.)

Linda: He’ll get over it.

Robert: I hope you’re right.

(Scene shifts to nighttime in Summerway. Focus on Sally, who’s walking and dragging her mattress around town trying to find a place to stay.)

Sally: I can’t stay with Talula, I doubt Steve will want anything to do with me …

(A car stops by Sally. The driver, Jessica, exits the car.)

Jessica: Aren’t you Timmy’s sister?

Sally: Yes I am.

Jessica: What are you doing out here? And why do you have so much stuff on your mattress?

Sally: Timmy kicked me out of the house.

Jessica: Really, why don’t you stay with me?

Sally: You aren’t mad at me for running you over with the mattress?

Jessica: No, maybe I can do an interview with you.

Sally: Really?

Jessica: Sure. I’ll let you have anything you want too.

(Sally and Jessica enter the car. Jessica takes out her cell phone.)

Jessica *to her cellphone*: This is Jessica, cancel the story about Timmy’s crazy family; I have an even better story.

(Scene shifts to Timmy playing a shooter game and have him beat the high score.)

Timmy: Yes.

(Show the high score list and imply that Sally held the past record. Shift to Timmy playing with his action figures.)

Timmy: Captain Commando and Excellcior have been captured by the Jester. But it’s Ratman and Sparrow to the rescue.

(Timmy picks up Ratman and Sparrow, who are riding Gargoyle. Have Gargoyle knock the Jester over.)

Timmy: Ratman and Sparrow save the day.

(Timmy picks up his toys and puts them on the shelf. As he’s looking at Sparrow, he starts to look a little sad.)

Timmy: It was because of Sally that I got you. Maybe I was a little too hard on her.

(Scene shifts to the next day. Robert and Linda enter the kitchen and find Timmy pouring them some cereal.)

Linda: This is a surprise.

Timmy: It’s the least I could do for last night. But don’t worry, today I’m going to find Sally and ask her to come back.

Linda: So you’re not mad at her anymore?

Timmy: No, I just hope she’s fine and that she’ll want to come back.

(Timmy enters the living room and turns on the TV.)

Timmy: I might as well see how the interview turned out.

(Scene shifts to the TV where Jessica is doing some reporting.)

Jessica: This is Jessica Montern from KTV news with an interesting story. Local businesskid Timmy Dunn has shocked this reporter when he threw his own sister out of their house. We’ve conducted a taped interview with the victim.

(The TV screen shifts to Sally.)

Sally: I’m just shocked, I was only having a little fun. I know he can be rude, but I never thought he’d do this to me.

(The TV switches back to Jessica.)

Jessica: Our on the street reporter has done some brief interviews about the situation.

(TV switches to some random girl.)

Girl: I just don’t know what to say, how could somebody do this?

(TV switches to Steve.)

Steve: Don’t ask me, I just work for Timmy.

(TV switches to Talula.)

Talula: Even I wouldn’t do that and I’ve been practicing voodoo curses.

(Talula holds up a Sally doll with pins stuck in it as she says voodoo curses. TV switches to Larry and a random worker.)

Larry: Come to Larry’s Lemonade Store, Larry never throws his sister out.

Worker: You don’t have a sister.

Larry: But if I did, I would never throw her out.

(The TV switches back to Jessica.)

Jessica: And there you have it, the story of a girl betrayed by her brother. In this reporter’s opinion- Timmy Dunn is the worst kid in Summerway.

(Timmy turns off the TV.)

Timmy: News sure spreads fast.

Robert: Kind of harsh if you ask me.

Timmy: Not really, what I did was wrong.

Robert: True, but you don’t deserve the title worst kid in Summerway.

Linda: Uh guys, you might want to look at this.

(Scene shifts to outside of the Dunn house. A huge crowd of kids forms at the front door. Timmy walks outside and the crowd boos and thrown objects at him. Continue to have the crowd hassle him when he’s driving and working at Lemonade Land. One kid approaches him.)

Kid: Excuse me, can I have some lemonade? My throat’s getting sore from booing you.

(Timmy gives the kid a glass. Soon other kids from the crowd start to line up.)

Timmy: At least one good thing is coming from this.

(Scene shifts to Sally, who is walking down the street and not looking too happy. Have a huge crowd of kids follow her.)

Kid 1: You’re a hero Sally.

Kid 2: You can stay with me if you want to.

(A limo pulls up and Sally opens a door and climbs into the limo. Shift to the inside of the limo where Jessica and Sally are.)

Jessica: This is great, my ratings are through the roof. And you’re Summerway’s biggest celebrity while everyone hates Timmy. So why aren’t you smiling?

Sally: I don’t know, something just feels wrong.

Jessica: What do you mean?

Sally: I haven’t really done anything and it feels like it’s coming at Timmy’s expense. You didn’t even play everything I said in that interview.

Jessica: Why are you worried about him? He threw you out of the house, remember? As for the interview, the other parts didn’t seem that important.

Sally: I know, but we’ve all done bad things when we’re mad at someone. It also seems like we’re lying. Plus you won’t even let me call my family.

Jessica: I told you that doing so could make the situation worse. Why don’t we just forget all of that and get some ice cream?

Sally: Can we stop by the school first so I can say hi to Robbie and Linda?

Jessica: Fine, but make it quick.

(Scene shifts to outside of the school. Have a huge crowd of kids surround the entrance area of the school as the Limo arrives. Sally and Jessica exit the limo. Expand the scene to show that the crowd is around Timmy, Robert, and Linda; and they are throwing tomatoes at them. Imply that the three of them can’t see Sally. Shift back to Sally and Jessica. Sally tries to call out to them, but Jessica stops her.)

Sally: Why did you do that?

Jessica: I told you that talking to them might make the situation worse. What if Timmy’s still mad at you?

Sally: You’re right, he probably hates me even more right now.

Timmy (to the crowd): Look, I know I deserve this, but don’t harm Robbie and Linda. They did nothing wrong.

(The crowd stops for a moment.)

Jessica *shouting*: Nice try, you’re only saying that so we’ll stop hating you! Well it’s not going to work because you’re fake sympathy isn’t fooling anyone.

(The crowd starts throwing tomatoes at Timmy again. Have Jessica pull Sally back into the limo and have it drive off before anyone notices either of them. Scene shifts to back inside the limo.)

Sally: Why did you do that?

Jessica: I have to keep this story going. Besides, he threw you out of the house, he deserves to be mistreated.

Sally *to herself*: Then why isn’t making me feel better?

Jessica: So why don’t we get that ice cream.

Sally: Say Jessica, would it be fine if I have my own news segment tonight? You said I could have anything I wanted.

Jessica: Sure, you will be good for my show.

Sally: But I want you to let me do what I want to do.

Jessica: That depends on what you want to talk about.

Sally: I want to talk about Timmy.

Jessica: Go ahead, that will be a perfect show.

(Scene shifts to Timmy, Linda, and Robert at the Dunn house. Include the sound of kids booing from the outside of the house.)

Timmy: This has been an exhausting day.

Linda: This is getting ridiculous.

Timmy: I just hope I can find Sally soon, and that she’ll want to come back. Have you guys heard from her?

Robert: No.

Linda: People talked about her at school, but none of them have seen her.

(Timmy walks over to the computer. He stays there for a few seconds before his eyes widen. Then he dashes out the door and sounds of the car starting up is heard. Linda and Robert look at the computer and notice an article about Sally having a special show. Have a Gilligan cut to Sally and Jessica sitting on chairs. Have them on a stage that has a big screen in the back. Include a studio audience in the background.)

Jessica: This is Jessica Montern here with Sally Dunn. As you know, it’s been two days since this poor young girl was kicked out of her house by her evil brother Timmy. Now she has a special report on the situation.

Sally: Yes I do. I know a lot of you have heard some things about the situation. But the truth is that I’m partly to blame for this whole mess. I ran over Timmy with a mattress and ruined an important interview that he had. I also want to show you this.

(Sally turns on a TV screen behind him that shows her the interview.)

Sally: I’m just shocked, I was only having a little fun. I know he can be rude, but I never thought he’d do this to me. But maybe this wouldn’t have happened if I had been a better sister.

(Jessica looks shocked.)

Sally: This was the full interview that I did with Jessica. And I would also like to talk to Timmy.

Jessica: But are you sure that he’d want to talk to you?

Timmy *off screen*: Yes I do.

(Scene shifts over to Timmy standing by the entrance.)

Jessica: How did you get past the guards?

Timmy: I challenged them to a game of Super Bash Pals and they said they’d let me in if I beat them. Sorry I wasn’t here sooner, but the guards were better than I expected. But I just want to say that I’m sorry Sally and we all want you to come back.

Sally: So you mean that you want me to come home?

Timmy: I never should have kicked you out to begin with.

(Sally runs over to Timmy and the two of them hug each other. The crowd cheers while Jessica gets mad.)

Jessica: Why aren’t you two mad at each other?

Timmy: The house isn’t the same without Sally.

Jessica: But what about my ratings?

Sally: Everyone seems happy now.

(The crowd continues to cheer for Timmy and Sally.)

Jessica: But there’s no drama in this. Come on, you guys have to fight! You have to hate each other.

(Timmy and Sally walk off, leaving Jessica looking annoyed. Have a Gilligan cut to Jessica standing outside of city hall.)

Jessica: I’m Jessica Montern from KTV news with a live report outside of city hall. Today mayor Talula has said …

(Jessica’s hair starts to fall out.)

Jessica: My hair! What’s going on?

(Expand the shot to see that Timmy and Sally are watching Jessica on TV while they’re shaving the head of a Jessica doll.)

The End

TL;DR:
 
Enter selects certain fan scripts to be made official, he generally ignores any that are actually interesting or funny.

As an aside, and to add more fuel to the Enter-Probably-Has-A-Fart-Fetish Fire, here's a script he chose:

http://glassesgaming.deviantart.com/art/Growing-Around-Linda-s-Secret-Fart-DRAFT-2-481907623

[Scene: It's a bright sunny day. The camera slowly zooms in on the Dunn's school, and a bell rings in the background. You can hear the sounds of the adult students gossiping back and forth from outside. It cuts to inside the classroom, where Ms. Kathy stands by the chalkboard.]

Robert: That test was impossible!

Linda: I know, right? How are we supposed to remember all the ice cream flavors on the periodic table?

[Quick flashback to the classroom. The adults are lined up behind a table with scattered buckets of ice cream. Linda is at the front with a spoon in her mouth.]

Kathy: Name?

Linda: R-r-rocky road...

Kathy: Topping?

Linda: N &N's.

Kathy: Aaaand?

[Linda is struggling with the spoon in her mouth.]

Linda: S-s-sprinkles??

[Kathy shakes her head, clicks a pen, then writes on a clipboard with disappointment. Cut to present.]

Robert: And who thought that she would throw that new level of Cookie Crunch at us!?

Linda: It's a shame Sally wasn't here to coach us.

[Another quick flashback. Everyone is huddled around a TV with Linda in the center with a microphone and controller. She is playing a video game.]

Little Girl Voice on screen: General Gumdrop is awaiting your orders!

Linda: Uh...uh...go...left!

[On-screen yelling and the sound of broken chocolate bars come from the screen. A thick voice from the game yells "GAME OVER" and the camera pans to Ms. Kathy, who has another disappointed look and scribbles on her clipboard. Fade to present day.]

Kathy: Take a deep breath, because it's time for Farts and Crafts!

[Everyone in the class gives a large sigh of relief.]

Kathy: Ugh. You guys are such babies.

[She takes out some building blocks and places them near the adults.]

Kathy: Go on! Build your offices or fax machines or whatever you grown-ups do! If you need me I'll be in the back with the glitter glue.

[The adults start taking the blocks out from the box. One man proudly displays a Lego (just using Lego to make it easier to describe) typewriter while his friend stares in amazement. Another is using some loose paper to build a stock portfolio, which wins him claps from the crowd. Pan to Linda, who is reconstructing the dramatic kissing scene from Kissing in Caralot.]

Linda: Why is it called Farts and Crafts again? I mean the only thing people ever do is build things, right?

[Cut to Robert, who is assembling a Captain Commando action figure.]

Robert: I heard rumors that people used to fart all the time during class. They even had competitions! It's weird how people would want to do something so embarrassing in front of everyone!

[Linda's stomach gurgles and she clenches it.]

Robert: I guess Sally's surprise breakfast isn't sitting well, huh?

[Flashback to Sally in the kitchen.]

Sally: Let's see how much sugar we need for this batch of breakfast cookies. Huh. One cup...

[Her eyes silently go back from the recipe to the box of sugar in her hand. Back and forth. Back and forth.]

Sally: Must have been a typo! Ten cups it is!

[She dumps the entire box into the bowl with a grin and we flash to the present.]
[Linda's stomach is bubbling violently now. After some dramatic music builds up suspense, a tiny squeak is heard. Linda turns red as the whole class gasps. We hear Ms. Kathy laughing uncontrollably in the background, and then soon all the other adults follow suit. Linda tries to laugh off the fart but is clearly embarrassed. Ms. Kathy walks to Linda, takes her by the hand, and leads her out into the hallway as the laughter dies down.]

Ms. Kathy: That was amazing! The first good fart I've heard an adult do in a long time!
Linda: Uh...thanks?

Ms. Kathy [mysteriously]: Go to the janitor's office and pick up the Ratman toy on the floor. Be prepared for anything!

[Linda nods in confusion and runs off, still red-faced.]

[Scene: Janitor's office. It is dark and a little dirty, with scribbled notes on the walls and used action figures on the floor. Linda nervously spots the Ratman figure on the floor and squeezes it.]

Ratman: It's the Jester! Time to use my Rat-a-rangs!

A philosophical boy's voice: No one touches Ratman.

[A pair of eyes emerge in the shadows and Linda shrieks. Lights turn on, and it is revealed that the janitor's office has been modified into a sort of meditation room.]

Boy: I knew you were coming. I could feel it in the air. And smell it too.

[He steps into the light. He is dressed like the Guru from Avatar and acts like a peaceful shaman in the deteriorating room.]

Linda: Who-who are you?

Stinker: I am known by many names. But I call myself the Stinker. It is my job to prepare you for tonight's big competition.

Linda: Tonight's what?

Stinker: Competition, silly! The town's annual tournament to see who can cut the cheese better than all the rest! You see, our school hasn't had a decent fart in years. No one has been able to challenge Talula's dad in a long time! Even though she doesn't appreciate the art of the fart, she brags about her dad winning every year! She's the biggest meanie out there!

Linda: Wait...I can't have been the only one to have farted in class before!

Stinker: No...but you were the only one who accepted it, refused to hide it, and learned from it.

[Suddenly, he takes out pieces of paper and glow-in-the-dark markers. He scribbles on three pages and turns the lights off. Three colors shine in the darkness. Zoom on red, which looks like a nuclear explosion's mushroom cloud.]

Stinker: This is the Circle of Power. Everyone knows a good fart has to be a strong fart.

[Pan to yellow. It looks like a gas cloud.]

Stinker: The Circle of Smell. Farts have to smell so bad they knock the pants off people!

[Pan to blue. It's a girl's face blushing.]

Stinker: Confidence. The hardest to master. We must train your mind to let go of your embarrassment in front of the crowd. Only then can you defeat Talula's father.

[Cut to Linda, who is dumbfounded.]

Linda: This is kinda dumb...

Stinker: This...is your destiny! Your training begins now!

[A montage begins of Linda's flatulence training. Epic motivational music plays as we see Stinker trying to teach her the proper techniques. He points to his stomach, clenches his fists, and then releases a fart. Pan to Linda, who tries the same, but fails. But then, out of nowhere, Stinker is knocked off his feet by a gas cloud, and then gives a thumbs-up while he collapses on the floor. The scene changes to a private kitchen hidden in the back of the room. They have called Sally in to cook a gassy meal. We see her laugh as she starts flinging random ingredients wildly into the bowl, including a bottle of glitter glue, a can of beans, and a giant tub of sugar (which gives Linda gas), then mixes it all into the bowl to make sparkling sugar-bean cookies. Linda stuffs down the cookies as the music continue, and Sally gives Stinker a thumbs-up. We then fade to Linda standing on the blue circle, with her eyes closed.]

Linda: It's just...so embarrassing though.

Stinker: It's fun! And you're good at it! You just have to believe in your bowels! Who cares what people think?

Linda: I-I don't know if I can though...

[Suddenly, an upbeat song from Eternity Forever plays. It's coming from Sally's phone.]

Sally: Oh no! It's already 4! The competition starts in 10 minutes!

Stinker: I've trained you enough. You are ready for this.

Linda: But I have so much to learn!

Stinker: Believe in your farts. And remember...I will always be with you...

[points to Linda's stomach]

...in here.

[Scene: Everyone in the town has gathered in a large building. The crowd is huddled around a large wrestling mat, cheering loudly. We see from a bench labeled "Challengers" that only Linda signed up to compete against Talula's father, and her feet are shaking nervously. We see that Sally and Talula are sitting next to each other in the stands, with Sally eating a large glob of cotton candy.]

Sally: I bet you 50 arcade tokens that my mom will beat your dad.

Talula: Ha! Like I'd ever invest in something so childish.

Sally: 500.

Talula: You're on.

[A kid in an announcer's uniform enters the mat.]

Kid: Hello boys and girls, and mother and fathers to the 16th Annual AFC. And we all know AFC stands for...

Crowd: ADULT! FARTING! CHAMPIONSHIP!

Announcer: That's right! The best gassers above the age of 20 battle it out and see who will win the Golden Cheese Cutter trophy! In this corner, we have 180 pounds of stink and sweat, the three-time champion, Mr. Talula!!

[Crowd cheers as Talula's dad walks onto the mat. He is dressed in a business suit, carries a brief case, and seems like a gentleman.]

Linda: Huh. He doesn't seem so tough.

Announcer: And in this corner! We have our latest victim!

Linda: What!?

Announcer: LINDA DUNN!

[The crowd roars as Linda awkwardly walks to the center of the arena and shakes Mr. Talula's hand.]

Mr. T: How do you do?

Announcer: All right gassers, last man standing is the winner! No finger pulling or whoopee cushions! 3, 2, 1, GO!!

[Mr. T opens his brief case and reveals two science beakers filled with different colored, bubbly liquids, which he immediately chugs. Build-up music begins as Mr. T. stands silently in front of Linda. For a while, nothing happens.]

Talula: Get her, dad!

Sally: Don't die, mom!

Mr. T: Terribly sorry, my dear. No hard feelings. I'm just trying to impress my daughter.

Linda: But...but...you haven't done-

[Linda sniffs and suddenly her face turns pale.]

Linda: Oh-oh god...

[She starts coughing uncontrollably as the crowd cheers. In a fit, she falls to her knees. You can see the smell lines in the air as Linda tears up.]

Mr. T: It's amazing what a little chemistry can do to your digestion. I hope the smell isn't too unpleasant. [turns to the crowd] How am I doing Tally?

Talula: I told you not to call me that! Focus on the match ya doofus!

Mr. T: Haha...OK dear...

[Slow zoom on Linda, who is nearly unconscious on the floor.]

Linda: It's-it's too gross...

Stinker [voice in her head]: Believe...

Linda: Huh?

Stinker: It may seem strange. Or embarrassing. Or even just flat-out gross. But you will enjoy your secret talent one day.

Linda: But-but-I can't...too many people...

Stinker: They're rooting for you Linda! And you're being choked by a fart cloud! You don't have too many options here! Trust your gut!

[Linda scrunches up her nose and focuses.]

Stinker: Let go, Linda! Let one rip! It is your destiny!

[Linda's eyes open with a determined look. She takes out a large bin of leftover cookies and pops the lid.]

Mr. T: Oh my. Those aren't very good for you. I've seen Ms. Sally's cooking before and it's deadly, my dear!

Linda [through gritted teeth]: I'm counting on it...

[She scarfs down the batch of cookies and her stomach growls once more. As the epic music builds up and the crowd stares in awe, the camera slow zooms to Linda's clenched face. Mr. Talula backs up slowly.]

Mr. T: Oh dear.

[The camera fades to white and the tumultuous sounds of flatulence take over. The crowd cheers as the scene changes.]

[Scene: Sally and Stinker are sitting in the Dunn living room, marveling at Linda's golden cheese statue.]

Stinker: I told you that you would be awesome!

[We hear water running upstairs. Linda is clearly in the shower, trying to remove the smell.]

Linda: Tell that to my clothes!

Sally: Who knew that my mom would have such a cool talent? I'm proud of her.

Linda: Cool talent, my butt!

Sally: Hey! Watch the language!

Stinker: Anyways, what did you end up doing with the money?

Sally: Well, I won just enough to pay off the damages to the building Mom destroyed. And those guys she put into a coma. But I did get to rub it in Talula's face! So it was all worth it.

Stinker: That's cool. Want to play some video games?

Sally: Actually, I was gonna make some sugar cookies. You want some?

[at the same time]

Stinker: Sure!

Linda: NO!

THE END
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