TheMysteriousMrEnter

[Meowthkip]

Oh dang, I've seen this dude's videos before.

... He really seems to have an emotional attachment to Squidward. Like, the "Squidward Torture Porn" phrase he coined is... unsettling.

 

[Kabobs]

Oh dang, I've seen this dude's videos before.

... He really seems to have an emotional attachment to Squidward. Like, the "Squidward Torture Porn" phrase he coined is... unsettling.

The term was coined by MoBroStudios in his Worst SpongeBob Episodes videos. Mr. Enter seems to take a lot of inspiration from this reviewer.

He also has a seething hatred for animal abuse and mean-spiritedness in cartoons for the most part. Patrick is also a character he takes seriously especially since his late dog was named after the character.

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[Johnny Bravo]

Oh dang, I've seen this dude's videos before.

... He really seems to have an emotional attachment to Squidward. Like, the "Squidward Torture Porn" phrase he coined is... unsettling.

I just started watching the video with this title. The one thing I've learned from it is Mr. Enter has an encyclopedic knowledge of Spongebob. He complains about an episode where Squidiward has a Sunday off because apparently there was an episode before that where Squidward complained about never having Sundays off. Who would know that?

His constant complaining about fire underwater really gets on my nerves, too. Even I know that's been a running gag since season one.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Oh dang, I've seen this dude's videos before.

... He really seems to have an emotional attachment to Squidward. Like, the "Squidward Torture Porn" phrase he coined is... unsettling.

He believes Meg is a redeemable character and so is Squidward. Kinda like OPL.

 

[Watermelon1337]

The term was coined by MoBroStudios in his Worst SpongeBob Episodes videos. Mr. Enter seems to take a lot of inspiration from this reviewer.

He also has a seething hatred for animal abuse and mean-spiritedness in cartoons for the most part. Patrick is also a character he takes seriously especially since his late dog was named after the character.

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https://vimeo.com https://vimeo.com https://vimeo.com https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8kjQl9FDko

Oh! MoBros is the guy I saw first before people were recommending Enter's stuff alongside it. I thought MoBros handled and explained why the episodes were bad way better without constantly just complaining.

Enter has the problem that he's acting like he expects shows that were for kids to suddenly mature, or more mature shows to be for kids. He doesn't have a consistent hate for these things, he just expects them all to pander to his sensitivity, which I don't get. No one our age is watching Spongebob and thinking analytically about how dysfunctional these characters are and how dangerous it is to their health. They're characters. In a show that never tried to make any sense.

You can easily say "Oh, I don't like the new Spongebob seasons." You don't have to fuck it up so royally with your overdramatic excuses like Enter, though.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Also, to reiterate, his sound editing is just bad.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

He believes Meg is a redeemable character and so is Squidward. Kinda like OPL.

TBH Meg was one of the major reasons I stopped watching Family Guy, the other being that the formula for their jokes got stale really fast (and American Dad is superior in every way despite being almost the same show). But Squidward? Squidward is the persistently pessimistic Batman to Spongebob's obnoxiously optimistic Joker.

Meg is picked on because she's not pretty. That's lame.

Squidward gets grief because he's Spongebob's opposite. He's the straight man. Fuck, even as a kid I understood that.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Squidward gets grief because he's Spongebob's opposite. Fuck, even as a kid I understood that.

Yeah but you're not autistic, or exceptional.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I watched a minute and a half of that Spongebob review video.

He... he realizes that this is a children's cartoon, right?


Right?

Oh fully.

I will agree that there's stuff you shouldn't show kids (though this coming from someone who watched things like South Park at a young age). But at the same time, there's this sense of "Holier than Thou" behavior that seems to permeate from each and every single video he produces. Even the ones that focus on either the truly good or the eye-searingly terrible.

And speaking as a casual MLP fan, his Pony reviews are kind of unbearable. It's like... he realizes this is a show for little girls, right? It's a well-written kid's show, but you can't expect EVERY SINGLE MORAL displayed to go into full depth. Every single Pony "reviewer" is incredibly autistic, really, but he's particularly bad. Like playing fucking dramatic Silent Hill 2 music over "Putting Your Hoof Down" and acting traumatized by a badly-written episode of a children's show. Or downplaying the surprisingly good moral of "Testing, Testing 1, 2, 3" ("Just because you learn differently from other people doesn't mean you're stupid") with a ramble about TEH EEEEEVIL AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM.

he's a brony, I'm pretty sure they don't care for anything beyond the "sex appeal" of the characters.

Then again, I'm talking about a man who over-analyzes SpongeBob episodes for a hobby.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

he's a brony, I'm pretty sure they don't care for anything beyond the "sex appeal" of the characters.

Nah, not MrEnter. He's got the opposite thing going in that he's bizarrely sexless (probably a side effect of the 'tism). He just sounds so juvenile when he talks that it feels really weird just to hear him swear, let alone talk about sex. If that makes any sense.

 

[Kabobs]

He's recently trying to change his stance on reviewing being less 'angry and serious'. I'm guessing these cartoons are seriously hazardous to his health.

Old 'angry' review:

Re-review:

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I remember stumbling onto one of his Spongebob videos while surfing through Spongebob YTP's one night. All I remember thinking was "This guy is *really* getting worked up over what's probably the most mindlessly fun cartoon ever. He needs to just chill the fuck out and relax".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nah, not MrEnter. He's got the opposite thing going in that he's bizarrely sexless (probably a side effect of the 'tism).

Kinda surprised on that one. Given the amount of 'Tism-induced fantasies present in the fandom.

has he ever mentioned what his favorite animated female characters are? Or is he so lonely he isn't attracted to anything?

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

has he ever mentioned what his favorite animated female characters are? Or is he so lonely he isn't attracted to anything?

I... think he's mentioned being asexual before? I can't confirm this because I can't remember where he said it or if I'm confusing him with someone else, but it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Kabobs]

I... think he's mentioned being asexual before? I can't confirm this because I can't remember where he said it or if I'm confusing him with someone else, but it wouldn't surprise me.

http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/Random-Facts-About-Me-457364839

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Random Facts About Me

• by MrEnter, May 30, 2014, 1:44:51 AM
• Journals / Personal

1. My favorite movie of all time is not an animated feature; it's Big Fish. My favorite animated film is Castle in the Sky.
2. I am terrified of being upside due to being unexpectedly put on an amusement park ride that goes upside down.
3. Friendship is Magic was not my first experience with My Little Pony. My first experience was My Little Pony: Friendship Gardens which I played as a kid. No, I don't remember why.
4. My favorite food is fettuccine Alfredo.
5. My favorite character of all time is probably House MD, although I tend to enjoy most antiheros, or people who have to go around the law to do good.
6. The video game that scares me the most? Alter Ego www.playalterego.com/ It simultaneously gives me good life advice, while making me more confused about life. And the more times you play through it, the more things seem to become meaningless.
7. My favorite musical genre is whatever the hell genre Forever Young by Alphaville is
8. P.S. I hate the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
9. A movie I like that everyone seems to hate? The Haunted Mansion.
10. My dog, Patrick was actually named after Patrick star from Spongebob for occasionally doing stupid things (like running around in circles until he accidently bumped into a wall). Keep in mind that this was like 2004-2006.
11. I dislike certain foods, like onions, solely based on their texture.
12. Along with drool, scotch tape and newspapers also make me cringe.
13. I am asexual. I have no interest in sex, and have never been sexually attracted to anyone of either sex.
14. My favorite plot type is the body swap plot, although any role reversal would do.
15. My least favorite, based on how its utilized would have to be a jealousy plot. For it to not be out of character, you have to have a new character take something extremely valuable from the old character, and doing so makes our sympathies lie with the old character. It's flawed from the start.
16. A video game I liked that everyone seems to hate? Amazing Island, for the GameCube.
17. I think that Animal Crossing: Wild World is and always was a terrible game.
18. I haven't chewed gum since I was twelve years old.
19. I hate the taste of mint. This more than anything else lead to me having poor dental hygiene. This fused with my old dentist being an idiot... well. When I went to a proper dentist it took six months of an appointment every two weeks to fill in all of my cavities.
20. All four of my wisdom teeth were removed on the same day.
21. As a child, my favorite book was Molly Moon's Incredible Book of Hypnotism, although I read like crazy (starting in third grade and ending in ninth grade)
22. I have very bad stage fright. Once when I had to go on stage I randomly burst out laughing until the audience reciprocated it.
23. I couldn't tie my shoes until I was ten years old, couldn't ride a bike until I was twelve, and although I know how to drive, I still don't have my license at 21.
24. Taffy is my favorite candy.
25. Once I accidently slipped on ice and broke my left wrist. Sure it was painful, but only getting one day off from school (and that was to get it casted) was more painful
    
26. I had a Sunday paper route for several years that I highly resented.
27. I'm agnostic. It's not that I don't know if there's a god; it's that I find more value in using my time thinking about this life than thinking about the next.
28. It took me a year and three days to beat Morrowind (one of my favorite games of all time) because I couldn't find that fucking puzzle box.
29. My memory is weird. I can remember random lines verbatim from random conversations that don't have any relation to anything else. Yet I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday.
30. When I play The Sims, I don't use it as a "life simulator" I use it as a "mansion builder."
31. I built tomb raider-like gauntlets with the unreal editor when I was a kid.
32. I played Millsberry and Runescape... probably a lot longer than I should have.
33. My most hated media character (I've finally settled on it) is Lois from Malcolm in the Middle. I'm sure that she's absolutely hilarious... if you didn't grow up with someone like her.
34. I was actually held back in the third grade.
35. The Splinter was the episode that taught me some cartoon episodes could be bad. It opened my eyes to such a thing afterIt's a Wishful Life; Stuck in the Wringer; and even A Pal for Gary failed to.
36. Todd in the Shadows is my favorite critic.
37. My favorite drink is Mountain Dew. Favorite non-soda drink? I'd go with... iced tea? I don't know. Soda's the only thing I drink.
38. I loved four cheese doritoes, but I don't think they exist anymore
    
39. My favorite Zelda game is Majora's Mask.
40. When I was a let's player, I almost got up to 100 subscribers. Makes me wonder what would happen if I stuck to it.
41. Video games are my absolute favorite medium, yet I've never played Super Mario 64; Grand Theft Auto 4; Final Fantasy VII; or Resident Evil IV.
42. My favorite musical artist is either Voltaire or Gotye
43. I like rainy days more than sunny days
44. My favorite board game is Risk 2210
45. I have no known allergies
46. I have never left the United States, but I've been to every New England state, and every state along the eastern coast.
47. I also have an actual crippling fear of cold water.
48. I played survival horror games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Dino Crisis as a kid.
49. The first video game I ever remember playing is Spyro the Dragon at six years old. I was born 1992, so it was 1998, the year it came out.
50. I really like Bartok the Magnificent, although that's largely because I grew up with it.
51. I do firmly believe that Chicken Little is the worst movie I've ever seen. Tentacolino is too bizarre to be offended by. Other movies that came close were Silent Hill Revelations and That's My Boy (the Adam Sandler film)
52. I've never actually seen Fantasia. I haven't seen Citizen Kane either, but Fantasia is supposed to be greatest animated film of all time.
53. The first episode of MLP that I saw was Read It and Weep.
54. I want to play Garry's Mod again, but I manually deleted add-ons and now the damn thing won't load
    
55. I don't know my own blood type.
56. I can't whistle or snap my fingers.
57. You ever watch the Fireflies music video? I WANT THAT ROOM.
58. My birthday is July 21st, and I am a Cancer. I don't like my astrological sign though. I know the disease was named after the constellation, but it... kinda sucks.
59. I can listen to one song on repeat and enjoy it. In fact, I frequently do that while editing a review.
60. I can't sleep when in the middle of a project.
61. I know how to cook.
62. The first person I ever subscribed to on YouTube was Gamree the Green Mage for his awesome Silent Hill Shattered Memories let's play.
63. My favorite ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.
64. My favorite video game to play is Morrowind, my favorite video game is To the Moon, and I think that Terranigma was the best video game ever written with one of the most annoying final bosses in gaming history (he can do one stupid attack thirty times or more before you can attack him. If you've played it, you know what I'm talking about).
65. Most hated gaming trope? Probably stealth missions in non-stealth games.
66. Favorite Mario game? Super Mario RPG. Favorite platformer is Super Mario Bros. 3
67. I really need to eat better. I have a very good metabolism so I don't gain weight, but I have high cholesterol.
68. My sleeping habits also suck. No really, the sun is rising by the time I put my head on the pillow.
69. I used to play a lot of multiplayer games with my brother, like Goof Troop, Twisted Metal 4, and Halo: Combat Evolved. Not to mention the PC games like Unreal Tournament and Age of Empires II.
70. My favorite color is cerulean blue.
71. I cried tears of joy watching Land Before Swine, the Gravity Falls episode for how it dealt with persistent problems in other shows (i.e. allowing characters to do harmful actions because it's "in character").
72. I hate The Aristocats (the Disney movie).
73. I love The Fox and the Hound.
74. I am the oldest of four children.
75. Least favorite meme? It's that "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" every time someone says a fucking pun. Although the bees comes pretty damn close.
76. I have no favorite memes because all memes are bad.
77. I have a typing speed of somewhere between 80-90 words per minute.
78. Most hated Simpsons episodes? Considering that I have not personally seen Boys of Bummer, I'd have to go with Regarding Margie or Homer v. Dignity.
79. I use scissors to "shave." I have never once used a razor.
80. I have incredible difficulty learning other languages (which extends to programming and music) and yet I have mastery of the English language.
81. I have both hyper-sensitive taste buds and sensodyne teeth. This means that if hot (spicy food) touches my tongue, it causes me pain. If cold food touches my teeth, it causes me pain.
82. As a kid I used to read dictionaries.
83. My favorite word is "penultimate" mostly for how pointless the word is (the item before the last). Almost as pointless as "prepenultimate" is (the second item before the last), or worse yet "anteprepenultimate" (the third item before the last).
84. I like to collect things. Whether it be video games, pokemon, or NES games it doesn't matter.
85. The most annoying commercial ever? The current verizon ones with that guy running around asking which blah blah blah they use. The only thing I remember about him is the most grating voice in the world. If I ever do see that guy, I WILL punch him.
86. My favorite experience is riding in a crowded (but not jammed) highway at night with the bright city lights off of the road.
87. I did this because I was bored.

 

[Tin]

I actually tend to like his content at times. He does have a habit of being a little shouty, which can be hard to listen to when it clips his mic. But i dont have the best taste in youtubers anyways.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/Random-Facts-About-Me-457364839

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Random Facts About Me

• by MrEnter, May 30, 2014, 1:44:51 AM
• Journals / Personal

1. My favorite movie of all time is not an animated feature; it's Big Fish. My favorite animated film is Castle in the Sky.
2. I am terrified of being upside due to being unexpectedly put on an amusement park ride that goes upside down.
3. Friendship is Magic was not my first experience with My Little Pony. My first experience was My Little Pony: Friendship Gardens which I played as a kid. No, I don't remember why.
4. My favorite food is fettuccine Alfredo.
5. My favorite character of all time is probably House MD, although I tend to enjoy most antiheros, or people who have to go around the law to do good.
6. The video game that scares me the most? Alter Ego www.playalterego.com/ It simultaneously gives me good life advice, while making me more confused about life. And the more times you play through it, the more things seem to become meaningless.
7. My favorite musical genre is whatever the hell genre Forever Young by Alphaville is
8. P.S. I hate the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
9. A movie I like that everyone seems to hate? The Haunted Mansion.
10. My dog, Patrick was actually named after Patrick star from Spongebob for occasionally doing stupid things (like running around in circles until he accidently bumped into a wall). Keep in mind that this was like 2004-2006.
11. I dislike certain foods, like onions, solely based on their texture.
12. Along with drool, scotch tape and newspapers also make me cringe.
13. I am asexual. I have no interest in sex, and have never been sexually attracted to anyone of either sex.
14. My favorite plot type is the body swap plot, although any role reversal would do.
15. My least favorite, based on how its utilized would have to be a jealousy plot. For it to not be out of character, you have to have a new character take something extremely valuable from the old character, and doing so makes our sympathies lie with the old character. It's flawed from the start.
16. A video game I liked that everyone seems to hate? Amazing Island, for the GameCube.
17. I think that Animal Crossing: Wild World is and always was a terrible game.
18. I haven't chewed gum since I was twelve years old.
19. I hate the taste of mint. This more than anything else lead to me having poor dental hygiene. This fused with my old dentist being an idiot... well. When I went to a proper dentist it took six months of an appointment every two weeks to fill in all of my cavities.
20. All four of my wisdom teeth were removed on the same day.
21. As a child, my favorite book was Molly Moon's Incredible Book of Hypnotism, although I read like crazy (starting in third grade and ending in ninth grade)
22. I have very bad stage fright. Once when I had to go on stage I randomly burst out laughing until the audience reciprocated it.
23. I couldn't tie my shoes until I was ten years old, couldn't ride a bike until I was twelve, and although I know how to drive, I still don't have my license at 21.
24. Taffy is my favorite candy.
25. Once I accidently slipped on ice and broke my left wrist. Sure it was painful, but only getting one day off from school (and that was to get it casted) was more painful
    
26. I had a Sunday paper route for several years that I highly resented.
27. I'm agnostic. It's not that I don't know if there's a god; it's that I find more value in using my time thinking about this life than thinking about the next.
28. It took me a year and three days to beat Morrowind (one of my favorite games of all time) because I couldn't find that fucking puzzle box.
29. My memory is weird. I can remember random lines verbatim from random conversations that don't have any relation to anything else. Yet I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday.
30. When I play The Sims, I don't use it as a "life simulator" I use it as a "mansion builder."
31. I built tomb raider-like gauntlets with the unreal editor when I was a kid.
32. I played Millsberry and Runescape... probably a lot longer than I should have.
33. My most hated media character (I've finally settled on it) is Lois from Malcolm in the Middle. I'm sure that she's absolutely hilarious... if you didn't grow up with someone like her.
34. I was actually held back in the third grade.
35. The Splinter was the episode that taught me some cartoon episodes could be bad. It opened my eyes to such a thing afterIt's a Wishful Life; Stuck in the Wringer; and even A Pal for Gary failed to.
36. Todd in the Shadows is my favorite critic.
37. My favorite drink is Mountain Dew. Favorite non-soda drink? I'd go with... iced tea? I don't know. Soda's the only thing I drink.
38. I loved four cheese doritoes, but I don't think they exist anymore
    
39. My favorite Zelda game is Majora's Mask.
40. When I was a let's player, I almost got up to 100 subscribers. Makes me wonder what would happen if I stuck to it.
41. Video games are my absolute favorite medium, yet I've never played Super Mario 64; Grand Theft Auto 4; Final Fantasy VII; or Resident Evil IV.
42. My favorite musical artist is either Voltaire or Gotye
43. I like rainy days more than sunny days
44. My favorite board game is Risk 2210
45. I have no known allergies
46. I have never left the United States, but I've been to every New England state, and every state along the eastern coast.
47. I also have an actual crippling fear of cold water.
48. I played survival horror games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Dino Crisis as a kid.
49. The first video game I ever remember playing is Spyro the Dragon at six years old. I was born 1992, so it was 1998, the year it came out.
50. I really like Bartok the Magnificent, although that's largely because I grew up with it.
51. I do firmly believe that Chicken Little is the worst movie I've ever seen. Tentacolino is too bizarre to be offended by. Other movies that came close were Silent Hill Revelations and That's My Boy (the Adam Sandler film)
52. I've never actually seen Fantasia. I haven't seen Citizen Kane either, but Fantasia is supposed to be greatest animated film of all time.
53. The first episode of MLP that I saw was Read It and Weep.
54. I want to play Garry's Mod again, but I manually deleted add-ons and now the damn thing won't load
    
55. I don't know my own blood type.
56. I can't whistle or snap my fingers.
57. You ever watch the Fireflies music video? I WANT THAT ROOM.
58. My birthday is July 21st, and I am a Cancer. I don't like my astrological sign though. I know the disease was named after the constellation, but it... kinda sucks.
59. I can listen to one song on repeat and enjoy it. In fact, I frequently do that while editing a review.
60. I can't sleep when in the middle of a project.
61. I know how to cook.
62. The first person I ever subscribed to on YouTube was Gamree the Green Mage for his awesome Silent Hill Shattered Memories let's play.
63. My favorite ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.
64. My favorite video game to play is Morrowind, my favorite video game is To the Moon, and I think that Terranigma was the best video game ever written with one of the most annoying final bosses in gaming history (he can do one stupid attack thirty times or more before you can attack him. If you've played it, you know what I'm talking about).
65. Most hated gaming trope? Probably stealth missions in non-stealth games.
66. Favorite Mario game? Super Mario RPG. Favorite platformer is Super Mario Bros. 3
67. I really need to eat better. I have a very good metabolism so I don't gain weight, but I have high cholesterol.
68. My sleeping habits also suck. No really, the sun is rising by the time I put my head on the pillow.
69. I used to play a lot of multiplayer games with my brother, like Goof Troop, Twisted Metal 4, and Halo: Combat Evolved. Not to mention the PC games like Unreal Tournament and Age of Empires II.
70. My favorite color is cerulean blue.
71. I cried tears of joy watching Land Before Swine, the Gravity Falls episode for how it dealt with persistent problems in other shows (i.e. allowing characters to do harmful actions because it's "in character").
72. I hate The Aristocats (the Disney movie).
73. I love The Fox and the Hound.
74. I am the oldest of four children.
75. Least favorite meme? It's that "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" every time someone says a fucking pun. Although the bees comes pretty damn close.
76. I have no favorite memes because all memes are bad.
77. I have a typing speed of somewhere between 80-90 words per minute.
78. Most hated Simpsons episodes? Considering that I have not personally seen Boys of Bummer, I'd have to go with Regarding Margie or Homer v. Dignity.
79. I use scissors to "shave." I have never once used a razor.
80. I have incredible difficulty learning other languages (which extends to programming and music) and yet I have mastery of the English language.
81. I have both hyper-sensitive taste buds and sensodyne teeth. This means that if hot (spicy food) touches my tongue, it causes me pain. If cold food touches my teeth, it causes me pain.
82. As a kid I used to read dictionaries.
83. My favorite word is "penultimate" mostly for how pointless the word is (the item before the last). Almost as pointless as "prepenultimate" is (the second item before the last), or worse yet "anteprepenultimate" (the third item before the last).
84. I like to collect things. Whether it be video games, pokemon, or NES games it doesn't matter.
85. The most annoying commercial ever? The current verizon ones with that guy running around asking which blah blah blah they use. The only thing I remember about him is the most grating voice in the world. If I ever do see that guy, I WILL punch him.
86. My favorite experience is riding in a crowded (but not jammed) highway at night with the bright city lights off of the road.
87. I did this because I was bored.

There it is. Thank you.

Even still, I've met asexual people who could still talk about sex without it sounding "wrong" for them to be doing so. When MrEnter talks about mature subjects it's kind of offputting because he just sounds like a little kid in general. It's more about his general demeanour than his lack of sexuality.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

My favorite drink is Mountain Dew.

Somehow, given we're dealing with a lolcow, this doesn't shock me.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I... think he's mentioned being asexual before? I can't confirm this because I can't remember where he said it or if I'm confusing him with someone else, but it wouldn't surprise me.

That's... interesting. That journal entry is also quite Spergy. I am surprised he didn't include "I still live with my parents" as one of them.

"He truly is going to be a permavirgin."

 

[Nuclear U-boat Admiral]

Mr Enter is my guilty pleasure.

I can't not enjoy how angry and serious he gets.