Theme-songs for lolcows

[dabluearmedbandit]

Always makes me think of Chris.

And it's also prete sikk to blast some vaporwave while you blaze and game sometimes

 

[John Titor]

Spoiler

YOU TOOK SONIC'S ARMS
YOU TOOK SONIC'S ARMS AND TURNED THEM BLUE

 

[Abethedemon]

This song would be good for loveshies in general

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This one's for everyone's favorite inflation fetishist, Dobbo. Not only is the story of Pirate Jenny every bit of a mesmerising, transgressive tale of a badass pirate Dibdob wishes his "Alex ze Pirate" abomination would be, but it also reflects his fantasies of being the ultimate feminist whose haters and nay sayers will be punished in the end.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

This goes out to pretty much every lolcow out there, but special shoutout goes to Iconoclast. Especially on the "failed relationships" aspect

 

[StanCommodore]

For the lovely and talented Slaton sisters and any other sufficiently chunky cows.

 

[Abethedemon]

Another good one for loveshies.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Dedicated to the boys at Sluthate.com and other loveshys.

 

[Conrix]

New one for Nick Bate.

 

[AnOminous]

Surprised nobody's posted this one considering Chris's recent update.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

For Chris and Mylar

 

[ShittyRecolor]

What Dobson probably hears while thinking about his everyday struggles and trials:

What everyone else hears when they look at him:

 

[AnOminous]

I think this is now appropriate for Chris.

 

[ZSponge]

This song is appropriate for Damien Hall/CartoonFreak666.

DUCKFUCKING!!!!!!!!.............

Cartoon Freak, is the creator of the ED page
He's got a lot of things to do, GOT A LOT OF DUCKIES TO FUCK!
The Kiwis are always waiting to ruin his fun
With the Spergs at his side, the day is already won
WELCOME TO HIS CHANNEL!
WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME SPERGING
Cartoon Freak IS STRAIGHT WE GUARANTEE!
There are no real porn allowed, unless it's seductive art
He doesn't like the Enterbots
and SpongeBat says reviewers should die
and if you see him active on the internet
then you better read his shit!

DUCKFUCKING!!!!!!!!!

Just in case you don't get the reference.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

MRZ's theme song.

 

[Abethedemon]

This would be good for any obsessive fanboy lolcow, but stalkers such as Nick Bate fit nicely with this.

 

[AnOminous]

In the same general theme.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

For any Eliot Rodgers-type loveshies out there.

 

[Foltest]

For most of the lolcows out there, but most Dobson.

 

[Darwin Watterson]