Theme-songs for lolcows

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I already posted this elsewhere, but this song really needs to be played to tumblrinas, SJWs, feminazis, Anita Sarkeesian, and Brianna Wu/John Flynt
 
Not a song, but the poem "Miniver Cheevy" by Edwin Robinson reminded me of Connor.

Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would set him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam’s neighbors.

Miniver mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Miniver loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;
He missed the mediæval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.
 
One of these for The Tycenado:

@DeagleDad420 if Tyce ever streams again, please make a video bumper featuring this music set to dancing skeletons, Postal 2/Metal Gear Revengance/Hatred screen recordings, and hot wheels. It's be the Tyceist thing ever.
 
That's where I heard it. Somehow, it really works for Tyce.
 
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