Theme-songs for lolcows

[Big Nasty]

Jonathan Yaniv:

 

[Syaoran Li]

Chris from 2018 onward

Phil after getting the surgery and becoming enamored with Antifa

 

[Brillig]

 

[COLEGAY TOOTHPISS]

kiwi farms featured threads theme

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

for Brianna and Frank Wu, the obvious choice is Steve Beresford's "Mr. And Mrs. Wu" , a very silly and tongue-in-cheek facsimile of dub reggae featuring lots of tape echoes and squeaky toys

Steve Beresford ‎- The Bath Of Surprise (1980)

Steve Beresford | Instruments: acoustic guitar, percussion, piano, toy synthesizer, euphonium, whirled tube, clarinet mouthpiece, trumpet, toy piano, drums, ...

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[edibleBulimia]

I’m surprised no one has posted this song as of today.

Chris:

 

[MistressCaridad]

REEEEEEEEEEbecca Gerber

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I posted this in her own thread but whatever.
Marissa Davis:

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I posted this in her own thread but whatever.
Marissa Davis:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t5KU34DrrPI

what about the cover of that song by the Flying Lizards?

 

[UE 558]

William Usher:

 

[wabbits]

For hard hearted Margaret Palermo, sitting in a Korean immigration jail tonight...

Edited to get a version that would fucking play. Fuck you, YouTubeless.

 

[PL 001]

For Lindsay Ellis. Women, Nature's Punching Bag by Anal Cunt

 

[Positron]

Nirvana's "All Apologies" might as well be called "Song for Allyship":

What else could I write?
I don't have the right.
What else should I be?
All Apologies.

 

[Monolith]

Cosmo/Narcissa, about his speedrun record:

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[Positron]

To Greta Thunberg. Someone must have stolen the real Greta and left her parents with this ugly changeling we see today.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Yes yes I know I don't have links. bear with me

Greta Thunberg - 99 Luftballoons
Hope Chapman - A Boy Named Sue
Lindsay Ellis - I Am Woman
Projared - Goodbye Earl
Monica Rial - The Bitch is Back
Jamie Marchi - Evil Woman
Allison Pregler - Supervixen

 

[Jason Wynn]

Spoony - In the End (I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...)

Chris Chan - They're Coming to Take Me Away (ha ha!)

Linkara - Humanity (you're a drop in the rain! Just a number not a name! And you don't see it! You don't believe it!)

 

[Maamtis]

Zoe Quinn.

And while I'm on the subject of Regurgitator...

Moviebob and Jim Sterling.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Chris-chan:

In My Own Little Corner - Cinderella the Musical [OBC]

In my Own Little Corner Cinderella the Musical sung by Laura Osnes

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DarksydePhil:

Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar (Official Video)

iTunes: http://goo.gl/Luu63F | http://stonesthrow.com/aloeblacc Official video for Aloe Blacc's "I Need A Dollar" from the album Good Things (Stones Throw) D...

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WingsofRedemption/Amberlynn Reid:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video)

Even Worse: Buy/Listen - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/evenworse!ytfat About the album: Even Worse is the fifth studio album by "Weird Al" Yankovic, release...

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Phil Haskins-Delici/Spoony/Dobson:

I Am... All of Me by Crush 40 (Main Theme of Shadow the Hedgehog)

I Am... All of Me by Crush 40 (Main Theme of Shadow the Hedgehog)LyricsVerse 1I see no, hear no evilBlack writings on the wallUnleash a million facesAnd one ...

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Mr. Enter:

GENESIS - Land of Confusion (1986)

This came off a VHS tape of mine. This video is not the 2007 - Remaster as stated below. COPYRIGHT Virgin Vision Australia (Virgin Records LTD1988) A later v...

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