Theme-songs for lolcows

[Positron]

Chris as of Sept 9, 2017

 

[2al]

I find that the lyrics of this song describe the life choices of many lolcows.

 

[Canned Bread]

Fred Fuchs:

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Chris as of Sept 9, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EGYmN-1UQzI

fun fact: if you play the first line of the chorus backwards ("Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie") it sounds a bit like "have another sniff, you'll like it"

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

this song is a lolcow anthem for sure
also, while he was alive Ian Dury was fucking hilarious, as he didn't take himself in the slightest bit seriously

 

[LN 910]

"Hbomberman, Hbomberman
defending rapists because he can
spins a web, of violent lies
stalking women, just like flies
look out! here follows Hbomberman!"

 

[CWCissey]

Russell Greer

Billy LaBelle

YandereDev

Pixyteri

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The militant end of Tumblr in general:

 

[Echs Why Zed]

I found a lot of themes for Sweet Bro (Iconoclast):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

Of course.

Speaking of rednecks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

Buck Rogers technology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJYtFJE8BkY

Half-past 1997 technology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOWUgioSvsE

"Broke Black Mountain":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkg-bSKyUAY

Sweet and "The System":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJaxgb6xg0E

The best for last:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

 

[Viridian]

The lyrics fit particularly well for Russell Greer, but the chorus probably applies to a lot of lolcows.

 

[Captain Pipsqueak]

Why waste time looking for specific songs? The sound of a hundred chimps shrieking angrily is all the theme music you need.

 

[Lensherr]

MovieBob:

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Chris

 

[AA 102]

@FuckYou

 

[2al]

The internal monologue of cuck orbiters in song form.

 

[Fougaro]

Andy Warski.

 

[Vocaloid Ruby]

Hartley Hooligans:

Ashley Isaacs:

Alex/ Yandev:

 

[vhstape]

Jonathan Ross

Tess Holliday

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Stefonknee Wolscht