Theme-songs for lolcows

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This song describes the mindset of many loveshies and incels who have been rejected/broken up with before and have become woman-haters.
 
I found this spoof of Everyway that I Can by Sertab Erener on another forum. Could you guess which lolcow it reminds me of?
The house I lived in will never feature on "Cribs",
I never associated with my sibs,
Invented my past with a load of fibs,
I am having to revert to ad libs

I never thought a lack of male attention would be bad,
But it turns out it does a girl no good, come on now now,
I wanna get attention from every lad,
I want wolf whistles, just like I should

Every way that I can't,
I'm gonna get a college grant,
Every way that I can't,
I'll borrow money off my aunt,
Every way that I can't,
I'll deal, I'll steal,
To get breast implants

Saved the money and set a date,
Need to be there not a minute late,
When I wake up, I know I'll feel great,
As soon as the anaesthetic abates

But when I woke up I was feeling really sore,
Both my boobs were swollen up to twice their size, come on now now,
My parents took one look and they said I looked a whore,
But I knew their lawyer was wise

Every way that I think,
I'll sue the doctor 'til he's skint,
Every way that I think,
I'll use the cash to buy a mink,
Every way that I think,
I'll lie, I'll cry,
To get the jury hoodwinked,

I'm a gold digger, my bank account must get bigger,
Beeping with my credit card, beeping with my credit card,
I'm a gold digger, my bank account must get bigger,
Beeping with my credit card, beeping with my credit card,

Nothing in the world that will make me guilty,
Nothing in the world that will make me guilty,
Nothing in the world that will make me guilty,
Nothing in the world that will make me guilyyyyyyyy...

No, no, no, no, no

Every way that I can,
I'll marry an 80 year old man,
Every way that I can,
Make sure there's no insurance plan,
Every way that I can,
I'll kill him like I killed my gran,
Every way that I can,
Strangle, mangle,
Make my million.
 
Hens love roosters
Geese loves Ganders
Everyone else loves Chriiiis Chandler!
:alog:"Not me!"
 
"It's about ethics, ethics, ethics, its about ethics in journalism" - Vordrak / Matthew Hopkins
 
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