The would you rather thread

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Simply offer a two choice ultimatum. The next poster MUST answer before offering a new two choice ultimatum for the next poster.

I'll start:

Would you rather sniff a stinkditch or live in Mumbai for a year?
 
Live in Mumbai for a year. I mean a new life experience to brag about and to tell people "Guys... You think illegal immigration is a good thing? YOU HAVENT SEEN WHAT I SEEN WHEN I LIVE WITH THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE. THEIR CULTURE AND WAY OF LIFE DOESNT GO HAND IN HAND WITH OURS"


Would you rather fuck a western tranny or fuck a ladyboy in Thailand?
 
Live in the Hog's drawings. Apart from avoiding armless sociopaths it wouldn't be too hard.

Would you rather be forced to only visit 4chan or to only use Discord?
 
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4chan. I have thousands of dogshit tier images and webms filtered so I wouldn't need to look at too much unpleasantness.

Would you rather play shitty games that suck ass or have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear?
 
4chan. I have thousands of dogshit tier images and webms filtered so I wouldn't need to look at too much unpleasantness.

Would you rather play shitty games that suck ass or have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear?

Play the shitty games that suck ass. Especially HK97 and Big Rigs.

Would you rather your nipples be an inch apart or on your back?
 
Fuck Brad Pitt, would you rather live in Cathedral Park or Skid Row?
 
I'm not acquainted with those, but I'll say Cathedral Park.

Would you rather me sawing off your left leg or your right leg?
 
My right leg.

Would you rather fight in the Chinese Civil War or the Russian Civil War
 
Chinese Civil War because I get to kill Chinamen and won't have the skin of my hand boiled off by a Russian psychopath

Would you rather have sex with John Candy or John Goodman, in their respective primes?
 
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