The Woke Right - How I learned to be a retard liberal in a red hat

[Not 6 Foot]

This is a good meme.

 

[John Badman]

“Oh no, the new right isn’t about losing and being the kayfabe party for the cathedral. Better shame them to getting back on the plantation”.

You’re just gay and wear cat ears in discord for the catboy grooming session now. Congrats on beating the libs.

 

[Mister Fister]

You’re just gay and wear cat ears in discord for the catboy grooming session now. Congrats on beating the libs.

Do you know that shutting the fuck up is a useful life skill you should learn. You’ve become a lolcow.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Damn this nigger still malding? Stop gambling on the stock market, you know Trump is making it volatile retard. "You fucking right wingers are supposed to just lay down and die! You aren't supposed to fight back! You are not allowed to use the tactics the left used!"

 

[John Badman]

You are not allowed to use the tactics the left used!"

Being insufferable faggots that get upset at every perceived aggression against white people? Unless of course it’s importing 120,000 H-1B or selling out the nation to arabs, in which case it’s based and saves the West.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Those ones trying to cancel PBS because Bert and Ernie are gay, the same ones that chose to buy more expensive beer because their preferred brand had a tranny on it for week.

Those are bad examples for "woke right" cause right-wingers were always open about their disdain towards LGBT.
A better example would be the Stellar Blade "censorship" controversy. Basically, right-wing gamers got what they wanted: a game with a sexy woman as a protagonist, but instead of being happy, they started malding and calling for a boycott of the development studio cause they "censored" the protagonist's outfit.

Spoiler

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't get it.

 

[Unifier of Hispania]

So........ when a brand goes woke...... the non-woke course of action is to give money to that brand?

Advertisement for the purpose of reaching new potential customers isn't wokeism, it's capitalism at its finest. Wokeism is when they alter the final product to appear inclusive.

Putting a tranny in a beer ad isn't woke: replacing beautiful women in a beauty contest for average-looking or even ugly ones is.

Putting a rainbow flag in a Pride merch isn't woke: making “cis” people compete against trans people is.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Advertisement for the purpose of reaching new potential customers isn't wokeism, it's capitalism at its finest.

I dunno, shitting on your existing customer base for ideological reasons smells like socialist ideologues planning the economy

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Yeah, I'm a member of the woke right...

...when I heard Denny's had all-you-can-eat pancakes before 8 am I woke right up!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

right wing grifting has not only allowed them to become the sjw types they hated 10 years ago, but also that they took their formula and perfected it to a science that guarantees clicks from someone, regardless of if they think their points are legitimate or not

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Those ones trying to cancel PBS because Bert and Ernie are gay, the same ones that chose to buy more expensive beer because their preferred brand had a tranny on it for week.

This is bait but I gotta ask, how much tranny beerslop do you drink?

 

[John Badman]

This is bait but I gotta ask, how much tranny beerslop do you drink?

I don’t drink

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

$3k broke him?

he should just claim that on a loss on his taxes.
Also, there's no such thing as the woke right The right is always believed in racial supremacy because the right believes in social hierarchy and whites objectively superior to all other races.
woe to the vanquished.

Imagine if you will people like James Lindsay hacking to defend those stupid opinions with their lives. I think you're dumb. Let us duel to the death to see you as right.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Congrats on beating the libs.

Thanks.

trying to cancel PBS because Bert and Ernie are gay

You support grooming children, faggot.

Here we have a woke rightists in its natural environment.

Here we have a homosexual in xer natural environment, turning kids gay.

he should just claim that on a loss on his taxes.

He should put every penny he has into crypto, he'll definitely make it back that way.

 

[inetsone]

I don't get it.

You and me fucking both. "Woke right?" LOLWTF. If you're going to make up propagnda terms you couldn't do much worse. Makes zero sense and it has to be explained...but people still won't really get what it means. Lindsay and Peterson are for low-IQ mouth-breathers.

Clean your room. Brush your teeth. Wash yoself.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

Right-wingers somehow think they're being oppressed and silenced despite being allowed to fester all over the internet, being a victim is their entire identity. Let them have their last hurrah, deep down inside they know that after they cause the mother of all economic crashes they will go the way of the whig party.

 

[urr13 account]

Is woke good or bad?

 

[draggs]

Right-wingers somehow think they're being oppressed and silenced despite being allowed to fester all over the internet, being a victim is their entire identity. Let them have their last hurrah, deep down inside they know that after they cause the mother of all economic crashes they will go the way of the whig party.

There were recessions in 1980 and 2000 and 2022, during Democratic administrations lol

1970 through 2023 average GDP growth per year with a Republican president was 2.74%

1970 through 2023 average GDP growth per year with a Democratic president was 2.99%

Can't you lying niggers try harder than this

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

There were recessions in 1980 and 2000 and 2022, during Democratic administrations lol

1970 through 2023 average GDP growth per year with a Republican president was 2.74%

1970 through 2023 average GDP growth per year with a Democratic president was 2.99%

Can't you lying niggers try harder than this

You are right I should trust the numbers coming from the people who try to poorly gaslight me into thinking eggs have gone down 80% and gas is $2 a gallon.