The Witcher Game Series

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Also an alcoholic who sold the rights to the Witcher to CDPR to do whatever the fuck they wanted for like 10k. Which he regretted once the games were successful and the vodka ran out.
It was IIRC 2002 or even earlier when Witcher alredy had a feature length movie (Polish made and if you really want to piss Sapkowski off then mention its existence to him) and one failed videogame adaptation, also the concept of a videogame movie being succesfull was laughable. Selling the rights for a crate of vodka instead of royalities must have seem like a ripoff.
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Only good thing the movie had was appropiate Geralt, even tho' he looks a bit like a homeless ninja.
 
It's good to know that my hobomaxxing in Witcher 3 is lore appropriate.
Man, Geralt was such a hobo poorfag at times he was forced to sleep in a tavern's stables next to Roach.

Which of course is how at one point he conveniently runs into Dandelion again, the bard using the place's secret escape hatch because he pissed someone off, landing on the ground next to Geralt and in immediate need of riding away as fast as his horse can take him.
 
If they were going to make Witcher 4 the custom Witcher route made the most sense to me. More so than Ciri. Character background doesn't matter. You were a kid taken in by witchers(why? because shut the fuck up. Who were your parents? nobody gives a shit), made it through the trials, you were trained, given 2 swords and let go to into the world. It could have been low key adventures and good ol monster hunting. Maybe in some side mission you will even meet the butcher of blaviken and try to persuade him not to get involved in politics but fail and decide to help him out anyways since you're both witchers? Damn I want to play that game.
 
Hell i wouldnt mind a modern take on Witcher. Like monster hunting in current year. Sure you have to suspend all disbelief to make it happen but it would be cool to see monsters adapt to current day tech, maybe a wendigo that uses tinder to shapeshift or some shit(yes i know im technically describing Hunter from WoD). Alternatively set the game in another country/region instead of the ones in W3. Like they could have done literally anything else yet decided to continue Ciri's story because reasons i guess when her story was pretty finished with whatever ending you got in W3.
 
If they were going to make Witcher 4 the custom Witcher route made the most sense to me. More so than Ciri. Character background doesn't matter. You were a kid taken in by witchers(why? because shut the fuck up. Who were your parents? nobody gives a shit), made it through the trials, you were trained, given 2 swords and let go to into the world. It could have been low key adventures and good ol monster hunting. Maybe in some side mission you will even meet the butcher of blaviken and try to persuade him not to get involved in politics but fail and decide to help him out anyways since you're both witchers? Damn I want to play that game.
I've had a similar idea, except you'd be one of a few war orphans taken in by Geralt and Yen and trained in both the witcher arts and the basics of magic, having gone through a carefully moderated version of the first Trial but none of the other ones.
 

Do modern games even have the balls anymore to drop conversations like this?
 
Would be hilarious if after all the showing of ciri turns out shes just a playable set piece and the game actually has a male mc/create your own witcher.
If only I could delude myself into thinking modern CDPR has the balls to do something like that.

No, they're just Polish BioWare now, and pretty much set on the same self-destructive course.
 
Witcher 3 ironically made the most threatening villains story-wise far weaker than the most threatening villains gameplay-wise. Some emo vampire and a demon you can beat with mind games are gameplay-wise more threatening than the Wild Hunt, who are seen as the harbingers of the apocalypse, although story-wise, they'd be far weaker. The demon in question, Gaunter, even says he can't help you with fighting the Wild Hunt and finding Ciri, even if you did side with him and do everything he told you. So story-wise, he's below Eredin and Avallach's pay grade, since Gauntercan't find Ciri on the Isle of Mists, something Eredin was able to do. Even though Gaunter should technically be able to just warp Eredin or Ciri in, and shove a spoon into Eredin's eye socket.

This is mostly due to the fact that the DLC content, instead of scaling with you, is locked at level 35, meanwhile the main endgame questline is something you can do from level 22 onwards. So it's funny when say, I do all the DLC quests before bringing Uma to the Nilfgaardian Emperor, which starts the endgame quests. Because by the time that happens, I can set the endgame quests to Death March difficulty, but the enemies are way below my level. Which then leads to me crushing the endgame bosses at the highest difficulty making them look like noobs who wandered into the pro gaming server. I managed to defeat both Imlerith and Eredin on Death March difficulty, on my first try.

The game obviously expects you to beat the main story quest first, then turn around and do the DLC missions, but thematically speaking, I wanted the Wild Hunt to be the last thing Geralt fights before he lays down his sword and retires to his vineyard. They've been hounding him since the first game, and the third game as a whole builds up to them as the main event, so a trickster demon and a vampire crashout seem like minor side-stories when compared to them.

I wonder what the Witcher 3 DLC leading to Witcher 4 will be like. What it will entail, it obviously has to undo the Empress Ciri ending for those who chose it. Like say, maybe the Nilfgaardian nobles and trade corporations hate Emhyr so much that they will deny the throne to anyone who has a drop of his blood. That way, he can't just abdicate the throne to Anna Henrietta, who was his cousin. The Nilfgaard empire falls apart into civil war, another conjunction of spheres coughs up monsters all over the place, and Ciri has to renounce any claims to the throne and work as a common working girl/pest control expert.

No, they're just Polish BioWare now, and pretty much set on the same self-destructive course.
That's what happens when big money walks in on a small gaming studio. They suddenly lose their roots and focus on mass corporate appeal.

The same thing happened to the real Bioware. They went from a cute DnD-RPG company that made compelling stories and fun tactical games into basically Treyarch/Bungie making shooters or action games with love sims. Basically, imagine Halo if the Master Chief can choose between dating Cortana, Miranda Keyes, and the Arbiter's sister.
 
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I wonder what the Witcher 3 DLC leading to Witcher 4 will be like. What it will entail, it obviously has to undo the Empress Ciri ending for those who chose it. Like say, maybe the Nilfgaardian nobles and trade corporations hate Emhyr so much that they will deny the throne to anyone who has a drop of his blood. That way, he can't just abdicate the throne to Anna Henrietta, who was his cousin. The Nilfgaard empire falls apart into civil war, another conjunction of spheres coughs up monsters all over the place, and Ciri has to renounce any claims to the throne and work as a common working girl/pest control expert.

The canon successor to Emhyr is Moorvan Voorhis, as given in the books' half-assed appendix. The guy and his family has been scheming to get the throne for decades, and some girl who doesn't want it, never was in Nilfgaard, and has the political ability of a rock is probably going to drown in a river, having her body flung into it by a latrine explosion while hunting adders.

Having to think up why Ciri isn't the empress isn't the problem. The problem is why the fuck is she witchering.
 
The canon successor to Emhyr is Moorvan Voorhis, as given in the books' half-assed appendix. The guy and his family has been scheming to get the throne for decades, and some girl who doesn't want it, never was in Nilfgaard, and has the political ability of a rock is probably going to drown in a river, having her body flung into it by a latrine explosion while hunting adders.
I was under the impression that General Voorhis was rather excited to see Ciri become Empress, and that his dad would ensure the right man (him) would be by Cirilla's side.

Having to think up why Ciri isn't the empress isn't the problem. The problem is why the fuck is she witchering.
She should be a Sorceress-Witcher hybrid. Trained by Geralt on swordfighting, trained by Triss, Yen, and Philippa on how to use magic.
 
The canon successor to Emhyr
The gentleman will refer to his Imperial Majesty by the full title or not at all.

Witcher 3 ironically made the most threatening villains story-wise far weaker than the most threatening villains gameplay-wise. Some emo vampire and a demon you can beat with mind games are gameplay-wise more threatening than the Wild Hunt, who are seen as the harbingers of the apocalypse, although story-wise, they'd be far weaker. The demon in question, Gaunter, even says he can't help you with fighting the Wild Hunt and finding Ciri, even if you did side with him and do everything he told you. So story-wise, he's below Eredin and Avallach's pay grade, since Gauntercan't find Ciri on the Isle of Mists, something Eredin was able to do. Even though Gaunter should technically be able to just warp Eredin or Ciri in, and shove a spoon into Eredin's eye socket.
Just because he can't, doesn't mean he is less powerful.
Methinks there's some contract autism that limits how said demon operates.
You're nitpicking too much at gameplay logic, especially when you take into consideration they're DLC.

I was under the impression that General Voorhis was rather excited to see Ciri become Empress, and that his dad would ensure the right man (him) would be by Cirilla's side.
I believe his excitement is more about the political clout behind Ciri, rather then herself.
But I haven't refreshed my memory about that in a long time, so feel free to correct me.
 
Just because he can't, doesn't mean he is less powerful.
Methinks there's some contract autism that limits how said demon operates.
You're nitpicking too much at gameplay logic, especially when you take into consideration they're DLC.
It kind of does. Especially with Gaunter being generally limited by contracts and the general stupidity or evil of the people he curses, hence the name Master Mirror. The most I've done him do is shove a spoon in a guy's eye for getting in his way. Otherwise, to some random old ladies or to Shani, he's just a harmless bum.

And the fact that the Wild Hunt locates Ciri within less than 5 minutes of you locating her shows that they've got powers Gaunter doesn't have.

I believe his excitement is more about the political clout behind Ciri, rather then herself.
But I haven't refreshed my memory about that in a long time, so feel free to correct me.
He was super-psyched at the thought of Empress Ciri, when you bring her to Vizima.
 
Gaunter O'Dimm is quite powerful, but he himself admits that he's forced to operate heavily through intermediaries, some metaphysical law restricting him from acting too openly. Said law also requires him to make his games technically winnable, and to abide by the terms of all contracts and deals he signs, which is why he's banished after Geralt wins the challenge. He's rather like the Fae in that regard.
The canon successor to Emhyr is Moorvan Voorhis, as given in the books' half-assed appendix. The guy and his family has been scheming to get the throne for decades, and some girl who doesn't want it, never was in Nilfgaard, and has the political ability of a rock is probably going to drown in a river, having her body flung into it by a latrine explosion while hunting adders.

Having to think up why Ciri isn't the empress isn't the problem. The problem is why the fuck is she witchering.
I'm pretty sure she'd keep her father around as her chief advisor and head of state though. Just because he's abdicated that doesn't mean his political acumen has disappeared. She also has Geralt, and dropping hints that her other father, the Butcher of Blaviken, and a man who has zero use or care for the power games of the nobility who also wouldn't take kindly to her being assassinated would help keep them in line, too.
He was super-psyched at the thought of Empress Ciri, when you bring her to Vizima.
Emhyr alternated between between being too loose of a hand at times (he's unwilling or unable to just remove the people plotting his removal) and overcompensating for that with things like turning the graves of his enemies into his ballroom floor. Empress Cirilla would mean stability in the realm. She'd absolutely be a reformist, but Nilfgaard is a fucked-up place that needs it, not just for moral ones but pragmatic ones.
 
Gaunter O'Dimm is quite powerful, but he himself admits that he's forced to operate heavily through intermediaries, some metaphysical law restricting him from acting too openly. Said law also requires him to make his games technically winnable, and to abide by the terms of all contracts and deals he signs, which is why he's banished after Geralt wins the challenge. He's rather like the Fae in that regard.
Gaunter is basically like an angel-powerful, but constrained by rules. I'm sure an angel like Saint Michael would love to strike down shitbag humans like warmongers and pedophiles, but God prevents him from doing so, erring on the side of mercy. Same idea goes with Gaunter, who is technically an evil angel; aside from that scholar trapped in that room and that drunk in the bar, most of the people Gaunter cursed are complete shitbags that would've gotten themselves killed anyways. If you deal with him fairly and not risk your soul, you'll do just fine on your own. Like those old ladies to whom he shared the secret of making good gingerbread.

Now I'm imagining post-game Geralt investing coin in Gaunter's business and making a Gingerbread company with him. That would be funny. Imagine Anna Henrietta giving Gaunter and Geralt's Gingerbread Company (GGG) her official blessing after she has a taste of it. Then it makes its way to Nilfgaard where Emhyr and Ciri give it their stamp of approval after having a taste.

I'm pretty sure she'd keep her father around as her chief advisor and head of state though. Just because he's abdicated that doesn't mean his political acumen has disappeared.
That, and the threat of Emhyr coming back if the nobles screw the pooch with Cirilla is a potent one.

She also has Geralt, and dropping hints that her other father, the Butcher of Blaviken, and a man who has zero use or care for the power games of the nobility who also wouldn't take kindly to her being assassinated would help keep them in line, too.
Especially since by this time, Geralt and his cohort have killed kings such as Henselt, Radovid, and Eredin. The last thing anyone wants to fuck with is a guy who guards the new empress like she was his daughter, a guy who has no bones hanging the head of a dead elven king in his fireplace.

Emhyr alternated between between being too loose of a hand at times (he's unwilling or unable to just remove the people plotting his removal) and overcompensating for that with things like turning the graves of his enemies into his ballroom floor. Empress Cirilla would mean stability in the realm. She'd absolutely be a reformist, but Nilfgaard is a fucked-up place that needs it, not just for moral ones but pragmatic ones.
Geralt helped Ciri become a moral and pragmatic person, which is necessary for the empire that at this point, rules most of the known world outside of Skellige.
 
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