US The Week “Dark Brandon” Died - Democrats tried stealing Dark MAGA meme and failed, proving that the left still cannot meme.

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On Monday morning, as news of the assassination of al-Qaida leader Ayman al-Zawahiri circulated through the press, “Dark Brandon” had his day. Photoshops filled my Twitter feed, transforming Joe Biden from the creaky, besieged, chronically ineffective Delawarean we all know and love to a mastermind of the infernal arts. “Dark Brandon can’t be stopped,” wrote one poster, linking to an image of Joe Biden with his pupil-less eyes glowing yellow like a Dragonball Z villain. Another user gave him a scruffy goatee and an eyepatch, evoking the grizzled Metal Gear Solid hero Solid Snake. (“It’s over, Jack,” reads the inscription.) Biden supporters finally had something to celebrate, a year and a half into one of the most anemic presidential terms in recent political history, and they consecrated that victory by (likely unknowingly) reclaiming a bit of snarky, leftist shitposting for themselves.

The term “Dark Brandon” first surfaced in early 2022 as part of the usual gamut of memes and burns deployed by America’s extremely online socialists—especially those who’ve found themselves feeling euphorically apocalyptic in the face of unchecked climate change, a theocratic Supreme Court, and Joe Manchin’s seemingly insurmountable veto power. For them, “Dark Brandon” was a way to lean into despair. The invaluable resource Know Your Meme delved into the paper trailand uncovered a trove of extremely dark viral tweets from the spring, where Dark Brandon could be found, say, pointing a gun into a woman’s mouth in a Photoshop or overseeing public executions in a Twitter user’s ironic fantasy. The idea here is that Joe Biden was not the fuddy-duddy centrist he appeared to be and instead represented some sort of satanic, Revelations-esque figure, way worse than anyone can imagine.

It’s an aesthetic that mirrors the related Dark MAGA trend, in which alt-right dead-enders and QAnon veterans have adopted an increasingly occultist tone to sheathe their reactionary beliefs. (Here, for instance, is an image of Jordan Peterson with the same facial tattoos as the rapper 6ix9ine.) The difference is that Dark MAGA posters fantasize about the return of an even-more-unhinged, gloves-off Trump, out for revenge. Dark Brandon, on the other hand, was the creation of people without much hope at all.

We can debate over whether it’s foolish to assign any intellectual significance to the tweets made by weirdos on the internet, but I do think that both Dark Brandon and DarkMAGA were interesting artifacts of America’s superheated political environment. The country does feel like it’s perched on the precipice of some sort of prophetic rebirth, and perhaps, as our institutions erode into the sea, Dark Brandon is the harbinger of that final judgment. Meanwhile, because Trumpdoes feel like he might come back, more vengeful than before, DarkMAGA’s attempts to speak that into existence feel like a warning.

But that all changed this week, when Dark Brandon was formally co-opted by the Democratic base. The term no longer has its doomy connotations; instead, it’s being used to give Joe Biden’s enfeebled brand some long-diminished vigor. He’s killing people with drones? Good! “Dark Brandon is rocking it!” writes one poster, accompanying a meme with a caption that reads, “Actions speak louder than golf.” (Trump’s golf habit is perhaps the archetypical topic of all boomer liberal memes, so it is downright uncanny to see it attached to a Joe Biden pseudonym typically used by the terminally online.) “I don’t know who started Dark Brandon, but I like it!” chimes in someone else, with a picture of Joe Biden sewing the American flag back together. Gone are Dark Brandon’s enthralled,Fury Road–esque paeans to death, rebirth, and Valhalla, typical of the memes of early 2022; replacing them are the sort of politics-stan memes you might see on the feed of Occupy Democrats.


Some very online citizens aren’t thrilled that the cringe majority has swooped in and laundered one of the more arcane memes in the culture, but alas, this is a cycle that’s repeated since the dawn of time. (I am old enough to remember how 4chan users would get mad when their lingo was recontextualized on Reddit.) Still, it is funny how right-wing diction continues to be adopted and adapted by the left. “Brandon,” of course, is derived from “Let’s Go Brandon”—a coded phrase that roughly translates to “Fuck Joe Biden.” No Democrat would refer to the leader of their party by that name in 2021. But a few weeks after the inciting incident, the leftist podcasters of Chapo Trap House were using “Brandon” as shorthand for the president and the term Brandonized to refer to the milquetoast political center he occupied. A half-year after that, “Brandon” has, by way of “Dark Brandon,” become something of a rallying cry for libs. It’s similar to the way cuck is now an intrinsic part of the lexicon for many younger people, even if it was popularized by guys like Milo Yiannopolis. Slang truly has no owners. Who knows? Maybe in a few years from now, at the DNC, the floor will be chanting “Let’s Go Brandon,” completely unironically.

With the way things are going for Joe Biden, he might as well lean into the memes as much as possible. Thus far, his presidency has been defined by indecision and soul-crushing congressional gridlock. If he can muster a smidge of momentum from the al-Zawahiri assassination by pulling up the cowl of Dark Brandon, then that is surely better than whatever he’s got going right now. After all, Joe Biden’s approval rating is already cresting back toward 40 percent. Dark Brandon strikes again!
 
Yeah, I'm sure White House interns and the Democrat Super PACs being paid by Nancy Pelosi's shell corporations are the "people without much hope at all".

You don't get to pretend to be the underdog when you have complete control over the media, both houses of Congress and every faggy tech company in the country. It makes you sound ridiculous.

Well, good news then, because you were all cringe the whole time.
The whole point of making memes in my opinion is like the doodles you throw away after class. You have fun playing with the idea and making something, you share it, and forget about it. Sometimes someone comes along and makes the "Stussey" S. Going to twitter or anywhere presuming you did is pretentious as shit.
 
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People memed dark maga because people feel Trump was fucked over by the establishment. IMHO, rightfully so. Dark Biden doesn't work because he isn't fucked over. He is the establishment. The only people who think that are crazy who think the media went too easy on Trump.
"Dark MAGA" was another attempt by the media to make us sound sinister and threatening, and accidentally making us sound cool instead.
 
I think it's funny how they still either refuse to understand or refuse to acknowledge that "Let's Go Brandon" came about because of reporters trying to lie to people in front of their faces. It's not just a cheeky "coded" way to say "fuck Joe Biden", it's a cheeky way to say that while also saying "the media are fucking liars".

Edit: The left can't meme and this meme is retarded.
 
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The reason why leftists constantly pretend to be the underdogs while having complete control of America's institutions is because with power comes responsibility. If you never admit that you have power, then you never have to take responsibility.
And responsibility is a part of growing up. Ever notice how the left is obsessed with the phrase adulting? It's like they can never see themselves as anything past teenagers.
The left really does need to steal their memes and slang from the right, huh?

It was funny when they tried to deny trying to take "Snowflake" back, but this is really sad. Dark Brandon? lmfao
That's what happens when one side of the aisle outlaws humor and wit.
I think it's funny how they still either refuse to understand or refuse to acknowledge that "Let's Go Brandon" came about because of reporters trying to lie to people in front of their faces. It's not just a cheeky "coded" way to say "fuck Joe Biden", it's a cheeky way to say that while also saying "the media are fucking liars".
God the media must regret that lie being recorded on camera more than anything else.
 
I remember when the left could take anything the right made, remix it and make it instantly cool.
people something aren't talking about for some reason is the massive decline in quality of writers; like you said it ever since Milius first started giving people tips on writing people have been stealing from the right. its just that people aren't as good about it now.

at best they make it nonpolitical, Mr.Robot is the faggiest thing i've ever seen politics wise because we all know that hackers especially on his level are pro-christchurch massacre levels of based. and that shit came out a decade ago.

even "normie" stuff from just back then was pretty based, breaking bad is about an aryan man giving into his lust for power at the end of his life and killing off spics and darkies and claiming the throne using his superior intellect. literally the only people to successfully get one over on him is a group of nazi bikers.

yet no one things about the show in those terms.
The whole point of making memes in my opinion is like the doodles you throw away after class. You have fun playing with the idea and making something, you share it, and forget about it. Sometimes someone comes along and makes the "Stussey" S. Going to twitter or anywhere presuming you did is pretentious as shit.
exactly, its straight up just silly off the top of your head jokes like you'd think up when you're on 4 hours of sleep and 5 shots of vodka. its why they heavily relied on MSpaint or stock images, if you spend more than a minute creating them you're doing it wrong.

"how about instead of civil war reenactors we had holocaust reenacators!"
 
people something aren't talking about for some reason is the massive decline in quality of writers; like you said it ever since Milius first started giving people tips on writing people have been stealing from the right. its just that people aren't as good about it now.

at best they make it nonpolitical, Mr.Robot is the faggiest thing i've ever seen politics wise because we all know that hackers especially on his level are pro-christchurch massacre levels of based. and that shit came out a decade ago.

even "normie" stuff from just back then was pretty based, breaking bad is about an aryan man giving into his lust for power at the end of his life and killing off spics and darkies and claiming the throne using his superior intellect. literally the only people to successfully get one over on him is a group of nazi bikers.

yet no one things about the show in those terms.

exactly, its straight up just silly off the top of your head jokes like you'd think up when you're on 4 hours of sleep and 5 shots of vodka. its why they heavily relied on MSpaint or stock images, if you spend more than a minute creating them you're doing it wrong.

"how about instead of civil war reenactors we had holocaust reenacators!"
Honestly meme shitposts were what really helped me have bare-minimum GIMP skills where I could do 99% of the graphic-design work my peers were having to send over to a very expensive graphics department. If it needs to be a perfectly cut out product image or just needs to not be visually offensive, I'm your guy. I know I am not artistic or creative but shitposting anyway helped me get the basic bread & butter rules down so it actually gave me material benefits later. The most meaningful clout I've ever chased sharing them is stickers here. That's more a practical matter of "earning" a budget to freely shitpost and weather as many top hats and puzzle pieces as that invites.
 
Honestly meme shitposts were what really helped me have bare-minimum GIMP skills where I could do 99% of the graphic-design work my peers were having to send over to a very expensive graphics department. If it needs to be a perfectly cut out product image or just needs to not be visually offensive, I'm your guy. I know I am not artistic or creative but shitposting anyway helped me get the basic bread & butter rules down so it actually gave me material benefits later. The most meaningful clout I've ever chased sharing them is stickers here. That's more a practical matter of "earning" a budget to freely shitpost and weather as many top hats and puzzle pieces as that invites.
The first thing I ever made with Gimp was a meme of Hillary holding a giant handrail at some speech back in 2015; I put a tophat on her because the rail looked like a gigantic cane and did a "Puttin' on the Ritz" joke. It was a two-minute photomanipulation at best.

I got a retweet by Roseanne Barr of all people, then f'ing Mike Cernovich stole it and put in some twitter podcast of his (I can't remember what the service was called, Pantomime or something?). Edit: That's the closest I've ever gotten to a lol cow. I was briefly lol cow adjacent, for thirty seconds seven years ago.

"Hillary, Goin' On The Fritz" - My first official meme, back when I still had a twitter account.
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The Dark Brandon meme is a shitty knock off of the Dark MAGA meme, which the same news orgs talking about this said was spawned from white supremacists imagining Trump's second term as being akin to Hitler once he got out of prison.
 
The first thing I ever made with Gimp was a meme of Hillary holding a giant handrail at some speech back in 2015; I put a tophat on her because the rail looked like a gigantic cane and did a "Puttin' on the Ritz" joke. It was a two-minute photomanipulation at best.

I got a retweet by Roseanne Barr of all people, then f'ing Mike Cernovich stole it and put in some twitter podcast of his (I can't remember what the service was called, Pantomime or something?). Edit: That's the closest I've ever gotten to a lol cow. I was briefly lol cow adjacent, for thirty seconds seven years ago.

"Hillary, Goin' On The Fritz" - My first official meme, back when I still had a twitter account.
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Same energy

and whenever someone says dark brandon it reminds me of this

What we need is a MAGA Man meme
 
No one gives a shit about the possible fake killing of a terrorist that was old as shit had health problems and was most likely not working with Al-CIAeda anymore anyway. He was basically the equivalent of an old washed-up celebrity. It's like that they got on TV and bragged about killing some has been celebrity from some TV show in the 90's no one cares about anymore. Like big fucking deal. No one cares.

Those dark Brandon memes were so cool and hip that I had to do a google search to see one. No one spamming them like they did the Trump memes back in 2015-2016. I still have some of my old Trump memes. I held onto the MGSV themed Trump memes. I have one as my avatar. It's called punished Trump. They are way better than any of that Dark Brandon shit.
 
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