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Big Eyesight doesn't want you to know disposable contact lenses actually last a really long time if you clean them with the peroxide soak that comes with the little cage. Like the Boston stuff (expensive, Walmart has a cheap house brand). I'm lookin' at you through 10 day old daily disposables, and they are smooth and comfy.
 
Does anyone have experience with Kratky method hydroponics? I plan on starting some basic herbs and greens in the next several weeks. I'm in the learning about it phase.
 
Trashy Karen: super tight t-shirt bundled with a rubber band to make it a crop top, trashy tights, crocs, mussed hair, drag-queen makeup, candy cigarette, shrieking about needing a manager if candy isn't delivered right now.
This also necessitates that super thick country accent where you say Xbox like, "ecks bawks," and pronounce around the vowels. Hits way better.
 
Does anyone have experience with Kratky method hydroponics? I plan on starting some basic herbs and greens in the next several weeks. I'm in the learning about it phase.
A little bit, I had success with cilantro for a while then it just up and died (the fate of all cilantro in my care no matter what). The key is to block any light from getting to the roots or algae will grow and steal all your nutrients. I found better outcomes with more traditional hydro (using aquarium bubblers). All the best info is on weed growing forums.

edit: and you can just buy aerogarden liquid nutes it's way easier than mixing your own up.
 
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Earning money online is still alive and well, most people just think it ain't worth it because it's not paying as much as a regular job. While it's true, it can still be helpful to rake in some extra bucks, assuming you're not already working 2 jobs and are still poor but have a bit of time you can spare.
I recommend taking a look at r/beermoney and click on Who Paid You For/In Current Month/Year to get an impression what seems to be currently working the best for people. Keep in mind, your outcome might be different due to demographics, time put into it and a little bit of luck, because some surveys/jobs fill quick. It's especially easy to make to make extra if you live in Burgerland, but most sites accept BritBongs and center Eurotrash too, opportunities and payout amount can be different though. r/sidehustle & r/passiveincome can be helpful as well. Not shilling Reddit, but just using a random site that promises big money and fast payout usually leads to frustration and quitting while folks over there in r/beermoney have been doing this for years and got things figured out.

Also, BoomerBook and their local groups are great if you're poor, as well as other sites for selling/giving away stuff people don't need anymore. I've picked up anything from houseplants to furniture or kids stuff for nothing or very little for clients from either my local BoomerBook or other sites for years. If you have to drive, calculate if the gas money is worth the item and if you really need it.

As someone mentioned before, cutting your costs in entertainment is a good idea. HeckYeahFreeMedia is your best friend here. Depending on where you live, you might wanna use a VPN. ProntonVPN has some unlimited free plan & RiseUp is free as well. Even if you're not a poor fag, I'd recommend HeckYeahFreeMedia, lots of cool stuff to explore.

I don't live in Burgerland so don't take my word for it if you do: having fun outside of your own four walls and a bit of a social life can be hard as a poor fag but if you specifically look for free things going on in your area, you'll usually find something going on more or less frequently.

Also, never underestimate the power of actual libraries. Can't speak for Burgerland, but if you show proof of unemployment, SSI or disability here, you get a card for free, otherwise it's 10 eurobux per year. Books, DVDs, CDs, vidya, even boardgames and most city libraries have their own online portal to watch movies or read magazines if you have a valid card. Also a great place to take your kid if you're a poor fag. Around here, libaries are one of the last few places who really care about kids and offer various activities for them for free.

Couponing might be useful if you're in Burgerland but that ain't my speciality, but keeping an eye on discounts for groceries, personal hygiene and household stuff is always worth it.

Just my 2 or 3 worthless cents, maybe it helps someone out.
 
Rice and beans, a staple of porfags everywhere. None of this is exactly groundbreaking or anything, just somethings I’ve learned over the last while.

Add spices to your collection as you can afford them. I suggest at least turmeric, chili powder, cumin, cayenne, onion and garlic powder - fresh is better, but not as cheap per use and don’t last as long. Jarlic is acceptable for convenience, as long you keep in mind it’s a lot milder than fresh. Those spices will allow you to make both Mexican and middle eastern flavors. If you add ginger, soy sauce, and sesame oil, now you have Asian flavors to play with as well.

You can make a decent beef and broccoli with ground beef, sesame oil, garlic, ginger, soy sauce, and a touch of sugar. A little sesame oil goes a long way to adding flavor. Ground beef can also be used in stroganoff, add it to some pasta along with corn and tomatoes and you have American goulash.

A lot of other Asian sauces use those same ingredients as a base, you can make teriyaki sauce, mayo is one of the ingredients in yum yum sauce, orange marmalade and some chilis is the base for orange chicken.

Sour cream (a tablespoon or two) added to spaghetti sauce makes a nice creamy tomato sauce without changing the flavor.

You can blend in a can of white beans into spaghetti sauce and you’ll add fiber, without changing the flavor.

If you only have pasta and canned tomatoes, you can make pretty good pasta with a surprisingly thick sauce in the microwave. Pour the undrained tomatoes on top of the pasta, make sure all the pasta is covered. You might want to add some more water, but you won’t need much. Microwave it on high for 12-15 minutes, adjust as needed to get the right consistency depending on how much pasta you used. If there’s extra water the starch in the pasta will thicken it as it cools.

Mexican beans: onion, garlic, salt, cayenne (unless you’re using jalapenos), chili, cumin, and jalapenos. Fresh ones are pretty cheap and one jalapeno is enough to season at least two pounds of beans. Wear gloves or throughly wash your hands after, you will regret it if you don’t. If you eat the broth too, you’ve got a simple soup. If you add canned tomatoes and ground beef, you’ve got a Mexican inspired chili (no matter what Texans say).

Mexican rice: same spices, no jalapeno, rice, one can of tomato sauce, water or broth. Mix well before cooking. A little oil or butter is optional, but delicious.

Middle eastern flavors: lemon, garlic, cumin, turmeric, salt, pepper. Add to cooked or canned beans, blend, and you have cheaters hummus using whatever beans you have. Tahini can be pricey, you can substitute with peanuts ground in your food processor if you have one. The flavor is close enough. If you’re making hummus with canned garbanzos, cook them with baking soda for about 20 minutes, and add ice water to the mixture to thin it as needed. The finished product will be much smoother and creamier.

Turmeric also works really well in rice. I made some yesterday that was absolutely amazing. Turmeric, garlic, a bay leaf (may or may not make a difference), chicken broth or bouillon- if you can find the better than bouillon paste it’s fantastic, a little goes a long way. I also shredded three carrots and three celery stalks and cooked them along with the rice. Adds vegetables and fiber, lowers carbs which also lowers calories if you are concerned about that.

Asian rice: soy sauce, vegetables, sesame oil, garlic and onion, chicken or other meat optional.

Baked potatoes: good with beans on them if you’re tired of rice. Any toppings really. Baked potatoes are one of the most satiating foods. The skin has most of the nutrients, but the white part has a lot too. For instance, a potato has more potassium than a banana of the same weight.

Canned potatoes: bake or air fry them until golden brown, add salt, and it’s a much faster way to make home fries that are surprisingly quite good. Nice to have on standby in case you’re having a really tough month, canned goods last forever. Watch for sales and buy a few extra when you can.

Spaghetti squash when it’s on sale: cut and scoop seeds. It’s easier to cut if you poke holes in it with a fork and microwave it for a few minutes. Fill the hollow with canned tomatoes, salt, pepper, garlic to taste. Add some cheese if you have it, bake until the squash is soft. Eat straight out of the skin.

Most recipes that call for using fresh tomatoes will work just as well with canned ones.

Budget Bytes has a recipe that used to be called Italian wonderpot. She’s changed it, but google will still find it. It’s one pot spinach, onion, pasta and I’ve never had anyone who didn’t like it. Even my friend who doesn’t like onions.

If you have a salad and would like to add some protein but you don’t have a lot, you can bake some chicken nuggets and cut them into quarters. They also add some extra fat which can make your salad feel more substantial of a meal.

You can stretch ground beef by adding lentils to make a half/half thing. Brown lentils work best if you’re cooking for kids.

Apples: slice, add sugar and cinnamon, bake until soft in the oven or microwave.

Of course everyone probably knows about cinnamon toast: toast, butter (melted is best), cinnamon and sugar. You can buy that pre-mixed, but using your own container to mix them or not mixing them at all is cheaper.

A general PSA to the women here: be careful with 100% recycled toilet paper. A lot of women develop a bad, very painful rash that won’t heal unless you use the toilet paper that’s not recycled. Once you switch back it does heal fast.

Vaseline is the best moisturizer, according to my dermatologist. It prevents moisture from evaporating from the skin, even after it’s absorbed, it won’t clog your pores, almost zero chance of an allergic reaction. They also say don’t use antibiotic ointment on wounds, there isn’t enough antibiotics to make much difference. Plain petroleum jelly works just as well and won’t contribute to antibiotic overuse. A moist wound heals quicker. It’s also a good lip balm, although I don’t care for the taste and find it wears off too quickly, but it’s good in a pinch.

Dollar stores often sell high quality hair care products. I use a dollar tree brand hair mask as a leave-in, it’s the same stuff as a brand that sells for four times as much at Walmart. I don’t remember the name of it, but it’s a green jar. If I think about it next time I’m home I’ll let you know the brand. Look to see what you have locally and then Google reviews. There are also a lot of junk products to be found at those stores, but the online reviews haven’t failed me yet.
 
I made mine but I substituted peanut butter for cookie butter (shit's expensive, like seven dollars a jar iirc)
If you ever find yourself with old cookies, blending them up in a food processor with just enough heavy cream (you could probably even get away with whole milk) to make it come together yields a very tasty cookie butter. Works great for party leftovers or gifted cookies that aren't very enticing on their own.
 
Vaseline is the best moisturizer, according to my dermatologist. It prevents moisture from evaporating from the skin, even after it’s absorbed, it won’t clog your pores, almost zero chance of an allergic reaction. They also say don’t use antibiotic ointment on wounds, there isn’t enough antibiotics to make much difference. Plain petroleum jelly works just as well and won’t contribute to antibiotic overuse. A moist wound heals quicker. It’s also a good lip balm, although I don’t care for the taste and find it wears off too quickly, but it’s good in a pinch.
I use Vaseline as lip balm almost exclusively, not just because it's cheaper but because it works better for me than anything I've ever used. The only issue is portability, but that can be solved by buying empty lip gloss tubes and filling them yourself. (I don't buy the small tubs meant for your lips, since I find it gross to put my fingers in there while I'm in public and have been touching surfaces strangers' hands have been on.) Vaseline does wear off fast and it sucks to be stuck outside the house with dry lips and nothing to put on them. The upside is that my lips don't dry out as much since I started using it, since my skin barrier is healthier and less irritated than it was when I used regular chapstick.
 
Burger here: I learned that the Asian markets near me sell produce and other goods for much cheaper than my local grocery store chains and even Walmart. Especially if it's a mart ran by Chinese or Vietnamese people.

There is also an app called "too good to go", and you can buy doggy bags of restaurant food for cheap. I live in a large city, so I have many options. The only caveat is the fact you don't know what you are receiving until you open the box after purchase. Once I got a huge sack of bread for only $10. Like 4 loaves of bread, bagels, a baguette, and some donuts. It was stuffed with so much food, the bag was ripping lol . You need to be fast because there are so many doggy bags they sell a day, and the good spots get snatched up real quick.

If you live near an area with a lot of international students, hit those areas up after the semester ends. International students usually have to go back to their home countries when they are finished with their courses, and they tend to be loaded. They just toss perfectly good things like kitchen appliances, furniture, televisions, sometimes clothes. Once I found a mini fridge that was basically brand new and in great condition.
 
If you can find a GIANT roll of butter (like an Amish butter roll), take the financial hit and just buy it. You can cut it up and freeze it so it doesn't go rancid.
Butter adds flavor and is great for increasing the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins.
 
If you can find a GIANT roll of butter (like an Amish butter roll), take the financial hit and just buy it. You can cut it up and freeze it so it doesn't go rancid.
Butter adds flavor and is great for increasing the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins.
Frozen butter is amazing ngl. Usually the grocery stores here will do insane butter discounts around holidays, with Christmas being the holiday with the steepest discount. Up to 90% off. Suffice it to say, my family and I all hoard as much butter as we humanly can within reason.

Same with cream, you can freeze it and still use it for sauces even if it's been frozen. Allegedly you can whip it but you need to give it a trip in a blender or with your immersion blender, but personally I haven't had any success with whipping frozen cream. According to my mother you can successfully freeze already whipped cream, but don't take that for the truth because I cannot back that up with a credible source or experience.
I prefer freezing cream in smaller containers but not ice-cube molds, mostly because when I finally do cook with cream I use a lot more than a cube or two.
 
As a former
Burger here: I learned that the Asian markets near me sell produce and other goods for much cheaper than my local grocery store chains and even Walmart. Especially if it's a mart ran by Chinese or Vietnamese people.

There is also an app called "too good to go", and you can buy doggy bags of restaurant food for cheap. I live in a large city, so I have many options. The only caveat is the fact you don't know what you are receiving until you open the box after purchase. Once I got a huge sack of bread for only $10. Like 4 loaves of bread, bagels, a baguette, and some donuts. It was stuffed with so much food, the bag was ripping lol . You need to be fast because there are so many doggy bags they sell a day, and the good spots get snatched up real quick.

If you live near an area with a lot of international students, hit those areas up after the semester ends. International students usually have to go back to their home countries when they are finished with their courses, and they tend to be loaded. They just toss perfectly good things like kitchen appliances, furniture, televisions, sometimes clothes. Once I found a mini fridge that was basically brand new and in great condition.
As a former international student I can tell you we are BEGGING YOU hands and knees to take our shit. I started looking to give stuff away a month before I was going to move and I didn’t find anyone until like a week before, not to mention it costs an arm and a leg if you end up having to dispose of large items. It’s also a good idea as a broke bitch to make friends with foreigners in general because we will make you so much food in return for just helping us figure out difficult immigration stuff or what have you.
 
Gorp -

Two cans cream of mushroom soup

Protein

Optional: onions

Brown Protein and cook onions, dump in the cream of mushroom soup

You have made gorp.
 
Big Eyesight doesn't want you to know disposable contact lenses actually last a really long time if you clean them with the peroxide soak that comes with the little cage. Like the Boston stuff (expensive, Walmart has a cheap house brand). I'm lookin' at you through 10 day old daily disposables, and they are smooth and comfy.
Be careful with this. Really. One infection or round of cornea getting scratched up will entirely fuck this plan.

As general poorfag advice id recommend getting your prescription and pupiary distance and ordering glasses online. If you dont need a special prescription this will be much much cheaper than the without insurance option.

If you have insurance that will pay for lenses but of course everywhere wants to sell you expensive frames and the allocation for those never covers enough -
You can put new lenses in old frames if they are in good shape, any office that refuses to put lenses in effectively almost new frames is scamming you for their cut of the frame sale. This works in person only.

If your script doesnt change or changed only a tiny bit- you also dont need to replace lenses until theyre damaged/scratched.

One thing i do is have 2 frames and rotate them by year so i always have a backup pair one script behind.

Also ask about lens warranty. I get a year. If they scratch within that year my $lunacy cost lenses get replaced for a $30 fee. No insurance involved. 11 months after purchase if i have any scratch at all i just send them in, wear the backup pair and have *brand new* lenses to ride on again.

Or tldr: riding on old eyeware is way less dangerous with glasses than contacts and being 3 months late to book your yearly is nbfd for most people if you have glasses. You just keep wearing them.
 
Once I got a huge sack of bread for only $10. Like 4 loaves of bread, bagels, a baguette, and some donuts. It was stuffed with so much food, the bag was ripping lol .

Bread and baked goods generally freeze well, too. Often just need to defrost them before serving. Have also had luck toasting still frozen slices

If you can find a GIANT roll of butter (like an Amish butter roll), take the financial hit and just buy it. You can cut it up and freeze it so it doesn't go rancid.
Butter adds flavor and is great for increasing the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins.

Did something similar the other day. Sometimes stores will have too much of a product in stock for whatever reason (often an oopsie shipment they can’t send back out), and do a super flash sale. This store was selling grass fed butter 50% off, no limit, because the dairy department was crammed full of it. Got double the retail price, so should be good on that for a while.

Have also had this happen with items like bacon and the big bottles of Heinz Ketchup where they’ve gone as low as $1. Obviously more of a luck of the draw, but always cool when it happens.

Since Easter is on Sunday, hams and lamb should be going on clearance along with the candy and decorations. Also saw eggs on clearance at one store last year because they had too many.
 
Here's a simple, healthy meal I like to eat for dinner.
It's great because it's very fast to prep, doesn't require heating, just a knife, a peeler and a cutting board.

For the ingredients, your base is: carrot, onion, olive oil, a protein, salt and pepper.
Carrots and onions are great because they are very versatile vegetables, they also have a very long shelf life if stored properly.

You can add various ingredients to this recipe based on availability and budget.
I will list here the ingredients I like to use to make it a filling meal.
Base:
- grated carrot(s) (I use a grater to save time but you can cut them in julienne)
- freshly minced onion (I like red)
- tbsp olive oil

Extra veg: (I usually add +1)
- artichoke core (canned)
- heart of palm (canned)
- kernel corn (canned)
- diced beet (vacuumed or fresh)
- avocado (diced)
- your imagination is the limit

Protein: (choose 1)
- canned sardine/herring
- canned cod liver
- hard boiled egg
- whatever you have at your disposal

Salad dressing improvement:
- Some lemon juice or vinegar of your choosing.

Extra condiments: (optional)
- halved black olives
- chopped dill pickle
- parsley
- fresh goat cheese

Side: (optional)
- toasted bread
- hummus (another very affordable source of protein)
- nuts or dried fruits
- plain yogurt

Prep:
1) In a bowl mix the olive oil with the salt, pepper and an acid to make the salad dressing, otherwise skip this step.
2) Prepare the ingredients and combine in a bowl with salad dressing or just olive oil, salt and pepper.
3) Enjoy with a side or on it's own.
 
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