🐱 The St. Paul Slapper

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http://www.citypages.com/news/help-police-end-the-strange-case-of-the-st-paul-slapper/504540521

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At least five people have been victimized since December 12, at which point the man was driving a grey Toyota Tacoma. Lately he's been seen in a blue or light grey Subaru Outback (pictured above) with stolen plates.

Victims have been slapped in the face, hit with a wrench, and had Gatorade bottles thrown at them, according to St. Paul Police spokesman Steve Linders, who concedes this is a new one for the cops.

"We have road rage incidents from time to time," Linders says. "And we have fights that break out and assaults that occur. But we've never had one person driving around randomly throwing things and slapping people. We've never encountered that in my time."

No one's been seriously injured by this man, but that doesn't mean he's not a danger to the community. Since posting the story of the St. Paul Slapper to social media a couple days ago, Linders isn't aware of any solid tips, which is curious, as the man has a distinctive look: a blue teardrop tattoo under his left eye.

He's white, in his 30s, heavy-set (above 200 pounds) and wears a ski mask as he does his crimes. He's also damaged vehicles during his rampage.

Linders says this is hardly "The Crime of the Century," but that this man's erratic and violent behavior cannot be allowed to continue.

"You just can't drive around St. Paul throwing things and slapping people, and hitting them with wrenches," Linders says. "It's a weird situation."

Clearly something's going on with this man's mentality, and Linders says St. Paul's police could help both the assailant and the community by getting him off the streets.

"It's important we find out what's going on," Linders says. "He might need help, and that's something we could help arrange with our mental health unit. Of course, we also want to hold him accountable for his actions."

Anyone who sees a man matching that description should call 911 immediately and let police know his whereabouts. And anyone living in or visiting St. Paul should keep an eye out for an approaching stranger with a teardrop tattoo and wearing a ski mask.
 
"I hate to say it but hands don't smack people upside the head. PEOPLE smack people upside the head..."
 
Update, dude got arrested in Minneapolis. :story:

http://www.citypages.com/news/st-pa...description-arrested-in-minneapolis/504747631
Justin Kaneakua, 38, was arrested in Minneapolis on Monday on suspicion of stealing a car.

The car, a black Subaru Outback, matches the description of one used in a series of bizarre incidents in St. Paul, where a man has been approaching and slapping random strangers on the streets. He has also thrown things and struck victims with a wrench.

Kaneakua also matches the description of the perpetrator in those cases: He's heavy-set and, more importantly, has a blue teardrop tattoo under one of his eyes.

The case put some St. Paul residents on high alert, and police had called for anyone who saw anyone fitting that description to immediately dial 911.

Minneapolis Police were unaware of any random slapping incidents happening in that city. St. Paul Police, who've received five reports of assaults since December, were quickly alerted that a man matching the description of the assailant was in jail in the neighboring town. (Kaneakua remains in custody.)

Kaneakua has a long rap sheet of crimes, with convictions for assault, hit-and-run, terroristic threats, domestic violence, and two separate instances of aggravated robbery.

St. Paul Police are investigating Kaneakua's possible connection to the random assaults in that city.
 
I was about to make a joke that Minneapolis is safe because no one who lives in one city is ever willing to bother crossing the river to do stuff in the other.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Looking at Manchester and Salford I could tell you that anyway. ;)
 
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