🐱 The Rock 2020

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...yne-johnson-the-rock-for-president/465900001/

Dwayne Johnson, meet the committee that hopes you run for president.

Run the Rock 2020 filed with the Federal Election Commission on Sunday, and while there's no public data available beyond its filing and the fact that its website URL exists, we think it's fair to assume one thing: it wants Dwayne Douglas Johnson, aka The Rock, to run for president in 2020.

The filing was made by Kenton Tilford, who describes himself as a "writer/organizer/person" on Medium. Tilford did not immediately return a request for comment.

So, what does this stem from? Johnson was featured in a GQ May profile literally titled "Dwayne Johnson for President!" That might have something to do with it.

When asked about how he thought President Trump was handling the job, Johnson replied:

“Personally, I feel that if I were president, poise would be important. Leadership would be important. Taking responsibility for everybody. [If I didn't agree with someone] on something, I wouldn't shut them out. I would actually include them. The first thing we'd do is we'd come and sit down and we'd talk about it. It's hard to categorize right now how I think he's doing, other than to tell you how I would operate, what I would like to see.”
 
If The Rock is elected just imagine the goldmine of content for future wrestling GIFs of CNN getting blasted.
 
I've got a great joke.

A Muslim, a reality TV star, and a goon on steroids walk into the oval office.

Africa relocates to America and Canada.
 
Idiocracy is becoming a true story.

Sometimes I wonder if these movie ideas come from time travelers trying to warn us.

I also heard some rumors about Oprah running. But she quickly debunked them. we might as well just turn the presidential election into a reality show where idiot viewers call in to cast their votes. The candidates can do wacky stunts. Morons at home can text in their votes and bam! Kim Kardashian is your new president!
 
I'm more intereseted in a candidate who can SHOCK the world.

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Sometimes I wonder if these movie ideas come from time travelers trying to warn us.

I also heard some rumors about Oprah running. But she quickly debunked them. we might as well just turn the presidential election into a reality show where idiot viewers call in to cast their votes. The candidates can do wacky stunts. Morons at home can text in their votes and bam! Kim Kardashian is your new president!
Race To The White House. Every 4 Years.
 
https://www.kidrockforsenate.com/

I believe it's a publicity stunt. Like Dave Mustaine for president/Make metal great again. That sort of thing. But I wouldn't put it past his dumber fans to think it's for real. And most of his fans are only marginally smarter than the Hartley girls.
 
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/kid-rock-confirms-senate-run-after-being-met-with-skepticism/

Never mind. Looks like he's serious.

According to The Pulse Of Radio, Kid Rock has confirmed that he is running for the U.S. Senate seat in Michigan currently held by Democrat Debbie Stabenow. Rock announced his run on Wednesday (July 12) with a new campaign web site, although the revelation was met with some skepticism over the fact that campaign merch was being sold on the site through a Warner Bros. Records web site and that Rock had not yet filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission.

In a statement titled "Once again the press is wrong," Rock insisted that he was running, writing, "First of all, I've got 15 days from my announcement to file paperwork with the FEC! Second, I'm not signed to Warner Bros!!! – which simple fact-checking would have revealed. I have recently worked out a unique deal with BMG, Broken Bow, CAA and Live Nation to release music ON MY TERMS. Like politicians write books during their campaigns, I'm planning on putting out music during mine… It's not a hoax, it's a strategy and marketing 101!

If I had to pick which rock themed celebrity to vote for I guess I'd go with The Rock. Too bad he's not gonna try for the presidency in 2020 instead. Then we could have Rock vs. Rock. The merchandising would be amazing.
 
We should just go ahead and make the guy who played President Camacho in Idiocracy President.
 
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