The Real Game Awards (2025) - Troons getting BTFO for real praise

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Any updates if there's going to be another Real Game Awards like last year?
There will be another one. This was posted on their website:

Where will TRGA 2025 take place?​


This year's award show will be held at Dave & Busters in Dallas, Texas on February 23rd, 2026.

9450 N Central Expy, Dallas, TX 75231
 
Did anyone even watch this years video? New video came out six days ago and only has 11k views. OUCH.

Remember how you had to pay 5 dollars to be allowed to vote for the awards? Now its 30 dollars. (Edit it was always 30 dollars to vote.)

I know Crag is a shameless grifter but this is the kind of grift that would have even made kikes at wall street blush.
 
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Did anyone even watch this years video? New video came out six days ago and only has 11k views. OUCH.

Remember how you had to pay 5 dollars to be allowed to vote for the awards? Now its 30 dollars.

I know Crag is a shameless grifter but this is the kind of grift that would have even made kikes at wall street blush.
I took a quick look at the video.
It started off with an AI generated anime OP
Then the first award was this
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We're already off to a good start.

  • Some vtuber(not Kirsche) announcing best RPG:
    • Octopath Traveler 0, Kingdom Come 2, Tainted Grail, Expeditions 33
  • the main guy listing the rest of the awards E33 won:
    • Best In-game Moment, Best Indie game, best new IP, best action adventure, best value
  • Cecil from GoodBadFlicks(I don't know how they got him either) announcing best hidden gem
    • Guns of Fury, Shinobi Art of Vengeance, Split Fiction, Megabonk
  • Small section going over the twitter drama from the Selaco and nightmare kart devs from the last year. They did a whole "we took the whole thing seriously but we're going to do it again lmao fuck you" and put a trailer for Selaco again.
  • Dan Usac(no idea who) announcing best retro inspired game
    • Ninja Gaiden Ragebound, Marvel Cosmic Invasion, Shinobi, Silksong
  • Main guy listing the best content creator
    • Legendary Drops:
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    • Kirsche(WOAH MOMMA)
    • Asmongold
    • Kaya(that one turkish guy's dog)
  • Vtuber(now is Kirsche, also this started off with a closeup on the avatar's titties jiggling around) announcing best jiggle physics
    • The First Descendent, DoA Extreme Venus Vacation, Stellar Blade
  • Rabble Wrangler(looked him up, he's part Warzone/Redsec/battle royale videos and part SunoAI generated country music) announces best shooting game
    • Doom TDA, Escape from Duckov, Battlefield 6, Arc Raiders
  • Main guy announces best X360 games ever
    • Gears of War, Call of Duty MW2(I've never played CoD post 2 but I'm pretty sure they picked the remake MW2's cover art), Mass Effect 2, Halo 3
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    • Marty O'Donnell(!!!!) "accepted" that award.
    • Some chick called Lady Desiree and her piano poorly greenscreened over Halo cutscene footage doing a piano cover of the halo theme.
  • Two vtubers(not Kirsche but I think I've seen "Rev says desu" mentioned before on the farms) announcing the best game that won't die
    • Fortnite, No Man's Sky, Skyrim
  • Lady Decade(think Legendary Drops from the best content creator category but with a girl with boobies in the thumbnail) announcing best multiplayer game
    • Kirby Air Riders, Marvel Rivals, Battlefield 6, Sonic Racing Crossworlds, Arc Raiders
  • Uara Dark(think Lady Decade from the previous category but with a girl without boobies in the thumbnail) announces best console exclusive
    • Ghost of Yotei, Metroid Prime 4, Donkey Kong Bananza, Mario Kart World
  • SmashJT(Think Uara Dark from the previous category but with no girls in the thumbnail) announces biggest letdown
    • Silent Hill F, Pokemon Legends ZA, Assassins Creed Shadows, Metroid Prime 4
    • In the event you're curious why a winner of a negative category was also nominated for a positive category, it's because this is user voted. If you're asking why one category immediatedly came after the other, idunno
  • Main guy announces shitty ass game of the year award
    • Ghost of Yotei, Mindseye, CoD Blops7, Assassins Creed Shadows
  • Main guy announces GOTY
    • Ninja Gaiden 4, Donkey Kong, Arc Raiders, Tainted Grail, Silksong, Megabonk, Expeditions 33(73% votes)

By the way you need to have paid 30 dollars to nominate games.
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As already stated, 2026's edition of this fucking sucked. I just watched till that vtuber leafit or whatever her name is, appeared. She was clearly reading of a script and sounded so desinterested. Couldn't gave less of a fuck. I skipped to other parts and at least some of the other literal who's showed more enthusiasm, but overall this thing was lame (and gay) as fuck. No wonder why it bombed.
 
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