The Ralphadynasty - Documenting some information regarding Ralph’s lineage

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Kinochet said:
Does anyone know where they keep Ethan’s retarded brother? Something to ponder for the most Chad of alogs.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evan-ralph.110396/
This thread was created a while back but Evan looks far more normal than his Gunted brother, despite having cerebral palsy. I would though recommend trying to get in contact with Louis Ralph, whose last whereabouts are from Olive Branch, Mississippi. Be fucking funny and ballsy to ask the Uncle of the Gunt some questions of his Damned Nephew.
 
|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| said:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evan-ralph.110396/
This thread was created a while back but Evan looks far more normal than his Gunted brother, despite having cerebral palsy. I would though recommend trying to get in contact with Louis Ralph, whose last whereabouts are from Olive Branch, Mississippi. Be fucking funny and ballsy to ask the Uncle of the Gunt some questions of his Damned Nephew.
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Definitely! I think Ralph would be okay about a amateur journalist asking around for more details about such an upstanding member of the community. I think he was planning something similar just the other week. I’m sure without a doubt he would be okay with family members releasing deep Gunt lore.
 
Obscura539 said:
Definitely! I think Ralph would be okay about a amateur journalist asking around for more details about such an upstanding member of the community. I think he was planning something similar just the other week. I’m sure without a doubt he would be okay with family members releasing deep Gunt lore.
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Ralph has already approved any amateur journalist/PI tracking down his Uncle, his Tarded brother, anyone in his family and interviewing them about his status as a convicted sex offender, and asking the hard hitting questions like did the family know about Ronnies sexual abuse of young Ethan, the vigorous reaming that turned the Gunt into the well adjusted, hard working, responsible father he is today.
 
So I decided to destroy more of Ralph's claim of southern heritage. The United States releases a decade census via the 72-year rule. If the record is over 72 years old, it's released. Recently the 1950 census was released. In the 1930 census in Louisiana, the Ralphs were listed with interesting detail to show how Ralph isn't really from the South at all.
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As you can tell, Clyde was the only male heir in the family. Everyone else was a daughter. That being said, I noticed the change of location between Effie and Edna Ralph in their place of birth. Effie was born 12th of April, 1918, and Edna was born 31st of July, 1920. This would mean that the Ralphs moved in between that 2.3-year gap. Average that down would mean that the Ralphs would have probably gone southbound to Columbia early-to-mid 1919. Ralph's southern heritage only came after the Civil War. Sad!

Also, here's Clyde's old World War 2 Draft Card. Ralph's Grandpaw probably served in the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign. Wonder how America First and the Alt-Right feel that Ralph's Grandfather served the Allies in the Second World War.
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Happy readings everyone! Especially you Ralph... you sick Yankee.
 
|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| said:
So I decided to destroy more of Ralph's claim of southern heritage. The United States releases a decade census via the 72-year rule. If the record is over 72 years old, it's released. Recently the 1950 census was released. In the 1930 census in Louisiana, the Ralphs were listed with interesting detail to show how Ralph isn't really from the South at all.
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As you can tell, Clyde was the only male heir in the family. Everyone else was a daughter. That being said, I noticed the change of location between Effie and Edna Ralph in their place of birth. Effie was born 12th of April, 1918, and Edna was born 31st of July, 1920. This would mean that the Ralphs moved in between that 2.3-year gap. Average that down would mean that the Ralphs would have probably gone southbound to Columbia early-to-mid 1919. Ralph's southern heritage only came after the Civil War. Sad!

Also, here's Clyde's old World War 2 Draft Card. Ralph's Grandpaw probably served in the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign. Wonder how America First and the Alt-Right feel that Ralph's Grandfather served the Allies in the Second World War.
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Happy readings everyone! Especially you Ralph... you sick Yankee.
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Everything about Ralph’s life is a fraud. He’s a huckster, and a carpetbagger!
 
|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| said:
So I decided to destroy more of Ralph's claim of southern heritage. The United States releases a decade census via the 72-year rule. If the record is over 72 years old, it's released. Recently the 1950 census was released. In the 1930 census in Louisiana, the Ralphs were listed with interesting detail to show how Ralph isn't really from the South at all.
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As you can tell, Clyde was the only male heir in the family. Everyone else was a daughter. That being said, I noticed the change of location between Effie and Edna Ralph in their place of birth. Effie was born 12th of April, 1918, and Edna was born 31st of July, 1920. This would mean that the Ralphs moved in between that 2.3-year gap. Average that down would mean that the Ralphs would have probably gone southbound to Columbia early-to-mid 1919. Ralph's southern heritage only came after the Civil War. Sad!

Also, here's Clyde's old World War 2 Draft Card. Ralph's Grandpaw probably served in the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign. Wonder how America First and the Alt-Right feel that Ralph's Grandfather served the Allies in the Second World War.
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Happy readings everyone! Especially you Ralph... you sick Yankee.
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It's interesting that Clyde's middle name was Laughlin, the lesser Vegas.
 
do we have a direct family tree from Ethan Ralph to William Alexander Ralph.
because this might be some completely unrelated ralph.
my last name is janke, that doesn't mean the first janke you find who fought in the north is related to me,
i need a family tree, from the top on down, and that includes everybody,
 
|I.nfo_N.eutral_A.gency| said:
So I decided to destroy more of Ralph's claim of southern heritage. The United States releases a decade census via the 72-year rule. If the record is over 72 years old, it's released. Recently the 1950 census was released. In the 1930 census in Louisiana, the Ralphs were listed with interesting detail to show how Ralph isn't really from the South at all.
View attachment 3467775
As you can tell, Clyde was the only male heir in the family. Everyone else was a daughter. That being said, I noticed the change of location between Effie and Edna Ralph in their place of birth. Effie was born 12th of April, 1918, and Edna was born 31st of July, 1920. This would mean that the Ralphs moved in between that 2.3-year gap. Average that down would mean that the Ralphs would have probably gone southbound to Columbia early-to-mid 1919. Ralph's southern heritage only came after the Civil War. Sad!

Also, here's Clyde's old World War 2 Draft Card. Ralph's Grandpaw probably served in the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign. Wonder how America First and the Alt-Right feel that Ralph's Grandfather served the Allies in the Second World War.
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Happy readings everyone! Especially you Ralph... you sick Yankee.
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I just noticed that Clyde is 5’9 and 140 pounds.

The Ralphamale didn’t get blessed with any good genes from his grand pappy
 
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