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Dragged these up from the vault. I might've posted the first set, rate me late if I did. Erica aka Pissed off Lawyer is rated red by Laurelei Bailey's ShinigamiEyes.
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This entire account posts like this.

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Magic Pickle said:
Highlights for this post include OP alleging that urination shortly after orgasm leads to a substance that "looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine"
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To be fair that can happen, but it's rare, it does come out in pee and it's like a tea spoon not hentai level rivers of cum. Whatever it is, I doubt she'll be able to get any of it with the way she has fried and mutilated her body.

I've seen pooners talk about how T has made their "ejaculate" (mucus) thicker, whiter and ropey-er? And smelly? Like cum? That just sounds like a yeast infection or something.
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Yeah... okay. That sounds disgusting.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
Highlights for this post include OP alleging that urination shortly after orgasm leads to a substance that "looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine"
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If anyone has time, I’d be interested in knowing if this one like the ketamine. Because that’s what that shit does to a person’s bladder and it only gets more fucked from there.
 
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If anyone has time, I’d be interested in knowing if this one like the ketamine. Because that’s what that shit does to a person’s bladder and it only gets more fucked from there.
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Ah no, it's an actually thing that can happen even without T in healthy women. Presumably T makes it a lot more noticeable.
 
He was even worse looking in person, with smoker teeth and looked sweaty.
We did the thing, and he said he had to work early so he left."
HE SAID HE HAD TO WORK EARLY!!!! my sides!!! men still use that line????? I can't......
 
Ampicilina500mg said:
I wish we'd stop associating tifs with fujos. Tifs don't like yaoi; okay, they don't mind the idea of two men together, but when it comes to showing two men together, it's a big no-no. They "like" yaoi in theory, but not in practice, so to speak. All their "yaoi" is just spicy heterosexual shit. Saying tifs are real fujos is like saying transsexuals are real lesbians because their futa porn is real lesbian sex.
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As yurifags cut off their cocks to live out their girlxgirl fantasies, so does a fujo cut off her tits to live out her boyxboy fantasy. Both groups ought to be ridiculed at all times, online and offline. If you are a fujo/yurifag, stop gooning and find better hobbies, otherwise it's only a matter of time before you go insane and decide to live out your fantasy.
 
Chandelier said:
Dragged these up from the vault. I might've posted the first set, rate me late if I did. Erica aka Pissed off Lawyer is rated red by Laurelei Bailey's ShinigamiEyes.
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There's this way people online - specifically Tumblr activists - talk that annoys me. Everything is a narrative, everything is somehow linked to the patriarchy (even though the conversation between Rowling and Erica involves zero men) or intersectionality or modern hysteria or some other broad, vague way of viewing the world. It's all "part of the narrative" and a woman CHOOSING to detransition is actually because patriarchy DOESN'T want women to choose things related to their bodies. Don't think too deeply on it.

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When fetishizing gay relationships, a TiF's friend bristles at her preferences and accuses her of... well, fetishizing gay relationships. After Google - renowned for being a link between mindless proles and the modern-day Aristotles - fails to provide any philosophical closure, OP naturally turns to the next best thing: Reddit.
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Anytime there's a discussion on TiFs and gay male fetishization I think back on a "friend" I had. She talked about how gay men are soooo hot and she "wanted to be impregnated by gay men". Impregnated. By gay men.
 
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Ellen Page is rapidly aging from steroid abuse. How long until her kidneys or liver give up the ghost?
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Imagine going through that much of a transformation only to end up as knockoff Justin Bieber circa 2013
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She just looks like a tomboy. Remember pooners can only sort of pass in carfully edited photos. irl it would be obvious. Even in the picture she has a very female body and face.
 
DSHK said:
Ellen Page is rapidly aging from steroid abuse. How long until her kidneys or liver give up the ghost?
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She just looks like a tomboy. Remember pooners can only sort of pass in carfully edited photos. irl it would be obvious. Even in the picture she has a very female body and face.
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She should up her steroids so she can grow a beard and go on tour with Jordan Peterson as his mini-me warm up act. They look a bit alike, even if Jordan is 3 decades her senior.
 
AI generated waifu said:
She talked about how gay men are soooo hot and she "wanted to be impregnated by gay men". Impregnated. By gay men.
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When actual gay men start talking about "impregnation," look out; the bug-chasers use pregnancy terms for their fetish. (I think when they use the term "breeding" it's just standard horniness, though.)

DSHK said:
Ellen Page is rapidly aging from steroid abuse. How long until her kidneys or liver give up the ghost?
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That's also veganism and the stress of being both crazy and famous. Such trans joy, though.

She looks like a (female) high school art teacher.
 
Magic Pickle said:
these tattoos help them go stealth by obscuring surgical scarring.
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Fixing their nips first would have been a better use of their time and money. Those dramatic and elaborate tats just frame and emphasize their sad and uncanny states. Miss Mushroom’s nips there especially. Ooph. All you see are those long and oddly shaped diagonal whatevertheyares (crab eyes?) and then after that, ya notice that they don’t even match.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Fixing their nips first would have been a better use of their time and money. Those dramatic and elaborate tats just frame and emphasize their sad and uncanny states. Miss Mushroom’s nips there especially. Ooph. All you see are those long and oddly shaped diagonal whatevertheyares (crab eyes?) and then after that, ya notice that they don’t even match.
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No matter how you look at it, it is a female under-boob tattoo. It might work on a man with broad shoulders and 10000h on the bench press bench, but even on Arnold in his prime mushrooms and fairies would look female coded, as the kis say.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
No matter how you look at it, it is a female under-boob tattoo. It might work on a man with broad shoulders and 10000h on the bench press bench, but even on Arnold in his prime mushrooms and fairies would look female coded, as the kis say.
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You're right: they're going about it wrong. The average tubby pooner would do better with a classic monkey-showing-his-butthole-it's-your-navel tattoo.
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Draws eyes away from the suspicious chest area.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Okay bitch can't spell (seriously, 'circut' parties and bar 'hoping'?) but I will say 'secret tunnel' is new and refreshing after 'front hole' which is so played out already.
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Aaahhhh, maybe she means cricut parties?
She just wants to do some crafting!
 
Magic Pickle said:
If troons 'n' poons share anything in common, it is the downright baffling fixation on mimicking orgasms from the opposite sex. Take this FTM for example: like Liliths and Alices seeking out the full-body earthquake of the legendary female orgasm, this wee Aiden wants to know how to bust a nut like a real boy. Highlights for this post include OP alleging that urination shortly after orgasm leads to a substance that "looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine" and claiming to possibly be intersex despite having had a total hysterectomy with a bilateral oophorectomy and cervix removal because there is "some evidence" she may have a "male-typical prostate."
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Unless she is lying, she started to take testosterone at 13(!), had hysterectomy - including bilateral oophorectomy and cervix removal at 19, had "top surgery" at at 20, and she is now 21 years old. She is only 4'11 and is 40-45 pound above her Ideal weight. Despite being on testosterone since the age of 13 she says her sexual drive was better before she started to take T. Has pelvic pain, which is why she uses topical Estrogen for that area. Thinks she have DSD. Claims to have undiagnosed ADHD. Outright stating she regrets transition although she is totally a man and like facial hair.

I'm really short on time at the moment so that's all I managed to read, but honestly, I really hope this is fake and not real because this is too horrifying if it is.
 
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