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Aren’t most of these pooners also fujos who probably get off to omegaverse? I’m surprised there’s this much opposition from them regarding that comparison.
Yes. They're the ones writing and consuming it. It's another case of reaping what you sow.

Tax: pooner gets upset she won't get a free tit chop, later talks about her pregnancy fetish and her desire to get bred by a 6', 6 inch (plus), 6 figures, 6 pack stud - frictionally, of course. (I did post this one before, but don't know if I posted the pregnancy meme).
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I'm sure none of the ladies here want to imagine the sensation of sitting on a urinal to piss. The piss fetish compels our protagonist.
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What's the fucking point of this? I get that the pooner wants to use a urinal like a real boy, but how much gender euphoria/fetish fuel can it generate when she's using it in a way no man has ever used one before?
 
Yes. They're the ones writing and consuming it. It's another case of reaping what you sow.

Tax: pooner gets upset she won't get a free tit chop, later talks about her pregnancy fetish and her desire to get bred by a 6', 6 inch (plus), 6 figures, 6 pack stud - frictionally, of course. (I did post this one before, but don't know if I posted the pregnancy meme).
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Isn't it kind of sad that we've demoted getting pregnant and having a family to a fetish?

I've been struggling with finding someone to settle down with and start a family and the only ones that seem open to it are the fetish types like this. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I should try to unfuck some silly pooner.
 
Isn't it kind of sad that we've demoted getting pregnant and having a family to a fetish?
Not a bad chance that a lot of the mental illnesses we see today are the result of the modern world pushing careerism and consumerism over all else. Family comes at the expense of both consumption and work place achievement. Seems only reasonable to think that people will go insane at being deprived the simple instinct to raise a family and the loss of traditional communities, whether they acknowledge these things or not.

The OG generation of trannies seemed to be middle aged men (Gen X mostly) hitting a mid life crisis and destroying their careers/families in the process. Trannies/pooners are getting younger and more frequent these days. While the fetish is a primary component of deciding to hack off one's genitals, lack of purpose in life and autism (i.e. social disfunction) are becoming more apparent with what's coming to dominate the transsexual landscape. Socially maladaptive traits are becoming increasingly ridiculous with scenes like a pooner demanding to only have vaginal sex with gays or trannies and not those icky straight men.

Simply put, people are going insane at a rate we've never seen before. Our very civilization is the cause and the enabler. It's up there with collapsing birth rates. The kids really aren't alright and they're growing up into unstable adults unable to function and achieve normal life milestones.
 
Isn't it kind of sad that we've demoted getting pregnant and having a family to a fetish?
To be fair, it can be. If you want one to five kids, that's pretty normal. If you're actively trying to get pregnant again after already squeezing so many kids out of your coochie that the Catholics, Quiver Full racewar schizos, and Mountain Jews think it's excessive, or exclusively consume porn/hentai focused on impregnation and pregnancy, that's definitely a fetish.
 
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My God, she's the Ur-SJW-tumblrina-pooner. I'm kind of surprised she doesn't have her own thread if she's been around as long as all that.

Also, holy strabismus, Batman! :story:
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Aren’t most of these pooners also fujos who probably get off to omegaverse? I’m surprised there’s this much opposition from them regarding that comparison.
I wish we'd stop associating tifs with fujos. Tifs don't like yaoi; okay, they don't mind the idea of two men together, but when it comes to showing two men together, it's a big no-no. They "like" yaoi in theory, but not in practice, so to speak. All their "yaoi" is just spicy heterosexual shit. Saying tifs are real fujos is like saying transsexuals are real lesbians because their futa porn is real lesbian sex.
 
I wish we'd stop associating tifs with fujos. Tifs don't like yaoi; okay, they don't mind the idea of two men together, but when it comes to showing two men together, it's a big no-no. They "like" yaoi in theory, but not in practice, so to speak. All their "yaoi" is just spicy heterosexual shit. Saying tifs are real fujos is like saying transsexuals are real lesbians because their futa porn is real lesbian sex.
This didn't use to be the case. I caught the explosion in FTM schlickfic (which is what I assume you're referencing) because I like to sort of keep an eye on various fandom trends because I think a lot of it runs parallel to some tranny nonsense (especially for the girls) and all of them were on "regular" m/m stuff before suddenly giving everyone pussies. The massive uptick in FTM """m/m""" is actually relatively recent. Some of the people who will write it will also sometimes still write actual m/m with two whole dicks and everything.

If you actually click on the users who post the stuff and pay attention to their other works and what they have bookmarked you will see a lot of them have a mix of the two, with the obsession with "real" m/m coming first typically.

The thing that trips people up is that while the characters are written to be bio males they are of course written by women with limited experience with any male perspective (and certainly no respect for it even if they did) who are drawn to the cliches and tropes of het romance because....duh.

TIFs get associated with fujos because many of them are, or were, fujos and a lot of them have explicitly or merely implied that getting into m/m content in fandom "helped" them to "realize" they were trans. It's just the porn pipeline but for women.
 
I'm listening to the newest Blocked and Reported premium episode and they discussed Evan Urquhart's appearance on the Brad Polumbo podcast.

They were making fun of the fact that she was beet red. I think they just discovered pooners.
 
They "like" yaoi in theory, but not in practice, so to speak.
Well, they can't practice actual gay sex because they're not men, that doesn't mean they don't get off to it though, and that's what makes them fujos.

The whole "man with a pussy" shiet is a down stream effect. It must always be kept in mind that they genuinely believe they're men trapped in the bodies of women. A common theme you'll see crop up is their insistence that they "love in a gay way"(or something in that vein). They see the romantic dynamics portrayed in their favorite mlm media and begin to believe that they too engage that way romantically, and thus must be gay men.

Nevermind "love is love" bigot, gay love is different, and these gay poons could never engage in icky heterosexual romance.
 
I'm listening to the newest Blocked and Reported premium episode and they discussed Evan Urquhart's appearance on the Brad Polumbo podcast.

They were making fun of the fact that she was beet red. I think they just discovered pooners.
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He seriously titled that video "I confronted a CRAZY trans activist" as though there is literally any other type of trans activist.
 
Say whatever you want to excuse troon/pooner behavior but ultimately they're spiteful people who seek to destroy others.
So many troons and pooners are bullies. How many people have they gotten fired or kicked out of classes out of spite? Pooners especially want to bully other women, many being self-hating women themselves.
Even extremely short men look like men 99% of the time.
Look at photos of professional jockeys, who have small skeletons in addition to being short. They still look completely male.

I met Bill Shoemaker (4'10", 91-98 lbs during his career) when I was a little kid and was astonished this old man was only a few inches taller than me (at the time). Even his teeth were tiny...and he looked 100 percent male. He looked like a 5'10" guy got shot with a cartoon shrink ray.
 
So many troons and pooners are bullies. How many people have they gotten fired or kicked out of classes out of spite? Pooners especially want to bully other women, many being self-hating women themselves.
Pooners bully almost exclusively women. They love to brag too about how slutty they are and how they love to take it in the ass. Solanas was onto something when she coined the term "female faggots" to refer to pickmes.
 
Pooners bully almost exclusively women. They love to brag too about how slutty they are and how they love to take it in the ass. Solanas was onto something when she coined the term "female faggots" to refer to pickmes.
The thing is they actually WANT to be female faggots. That's just something they'll never be, though. They're just these weird, funny little doods.
 
do we have a post or so on the Godless Snowshoe nigga
Prospering Grounds, two doors down on your right by the water cooler.

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When fetishizing gay relationships, a TiF's friend bristles at her preferences and accuses her of... well, fetishizing gay relationships. After Google - renowned for being a link between mindless proles and the modern-day Aristotles - fails to provide any philosophical closure, OP naturally turns to the next best thing: Reddit.
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Is it fetishizing for me (ftm) to read bl and prefer bl romance over straight romance?

Okay so earlier today I was otp with a friend of mine, and I told her I didn’t like watching straight romance (bc I’m a trans guy with a preference for guys) and she told me what I was fetishizing gay men for preferring gay and bl media over straight media. I tried looking it up and google didn’t have anything on the subject, and even after looking up the definition of what fetishization is, I still don’t think that’s what I’m doing. I could be wrong though obviously but I’ve been thinking about it nonstop and almost feeling guilty for only really reading and watching stuff I can more relate to. Can someone please tell me if I’m contributing to the problem of fetishizing gay men, because I really don’t want to be part of the problem here.
If troons 'n' poons share anything in common, it is the downright baffling fixation on mimicking orgasms from the opposite sex. Take this FTM for example: like Liliths and Alices seeking out the full-body earthquake of the legendary female orgasm, this wee Aiden wants to know how to bust a nut like a real boy. Highlights for this post include OP alleging that urination shortly after orgasm leads to a substance that "looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine" and claiming to possibly be intersex despite having had a total hysterectomy with a bilateral oophorectomy and cervix removal because there is "some evidence" she may have a "male-typical prostate."
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Is it possible to train a more male orgasm?

Title sounds wild I know but hear me out
So, I've heard that ejaculation causes/requires the pelvic floor to push out. I've also heard that's how it works for AFABs to "squirt" which is also likely related to the mechanism that means some trans guys can (sort of do something similar to..?) ejaculating after bottom surgery
But that's not how it works for me, the pelvic floor contractions are a squeezing in feeling. My body is very bad at self lubricating in general (not just sexually, dry mouth and dry eyes and dry sinuses ftw, but yeah, sexually too) so I'm not sure it's gonna be producing anything at all, but it's hard to tell when I think the muscle contractions aren't right for it. My only hint that maybe my body could produce the fluid if only it knew how to expel it is that if I pee shortly after orgasming, but only for like a second and then I stop, what comes out looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine
For what it's worth my pelvic floor hates pushing in general. Constipation ftw too. I've got a lot of issues lol
One of the biggest reasons I haven't committed to bottom surgery is that a huge source of dysphoria for me is being unable to ejaculate and bottom surgery feels a little pointless if it doesn't help that.
But if I can figure out how to get my orgasm muscle contractions to behave like they're ejaculating, maybe I could at least get a little dribble of a semen-like substance or something, which I've heard of other trans guys doing
So yeah, first of all, is any of this coherent (it's after 7 AM for me and I've gotten 0 sleep lol)? Second of all, has anyone actually managed to train their orgasm the way I'm describing? I know there's advice for women to "squirt" out there which might be similar but reading that sort of stuff makes me extremely dysphoric, plus it all seems to focus on penetration which I'm not physically capable of
(Potentially relevant detail is I may or may not be intersex, I really need to get a doctor to take me seriously to figure out if I am or if I just have very weird but normal variation, tldr my urethra and bonus hole didn't 100% get the memo that they're supposed to be separate so the bonus hole is obstructed by the very beefy urethra, and also there's some evidence I may have a male-typical prostate and lack skene's glands- aka another reason typical AFAB squirting advice seems sorta unhelpful idk- but I need proper imaging to be sure on that, and I have/had a bunch of hormonal weirdness)
Transition info: Been on T for nearly 8 years, total hysterectomy + bilateral oophorectomy with cervix removal acquired 2 years ago, top surgery a little over 1 year ago, no bottom surgery (yet?)
Sorry if this post is unhinged I'm really super sleep deprived, but this has been haunting me for ages and I gotta know if anyone's got advice. Also please let me know if my theories are just riddled with misinformed BS cos you never know with this sorta stuff ngl (but only if you're confident you haven't missed it yourself lol)
A horny little dood, under the thrall of a steroidal lust intensified further by alcohol, has sex with a fat, greasy old fuck only to regret it immediately the day after. While we're all very aware that testosterone makes pooners do crazy things, I think the fact that she explicitly states that "Being on T makes you make some questionable choices" is interesting. I do so love when they're honest under the assumption nobody is watching, because I'll certainly consider this a potential talking point in the future.
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Fear of STDs ??

So last night I went out and when I came back home, quite drunk and horny, I decided I would open the apps and see if anyone would want to come to my house and have sex. There was this guy nearby that really seemed into me so we talked a bit, exchanged photos and I thought "why not?", but he was definitely not good looking. Like he had a veeeery creepy vibe, he was like in his 40s, but I don't know why I didn't care. I think it was because I wanted someone with a belly and older than me, but tbh I could have been more selective. I was drunk idk.
The guy shows up, with a cigarette in his hand, and tells me if I want to go smoke with him at my balcony. I said yes, and we smoked and talked for a bit. He was even worse looking in person, with smoker teeth and looked sweaty (he was also kind of nervous).
We made out and went to my room, did the thing, not terrible but not good, and he said he had to work early so he left.
We used protection for the penetration part, but I did suck his dick and we kissed and stuff.
And now, the day after, hungover, I'm literally so ashamed because I would have not done it if I were sober at that moment. I'm probably judging by the looks a lot here, but also his attitude was really weird, got me thinking what if he had something? Do I have to wait until I feel some kind of symptom (in case I got something from him) or should I have like a general STD test just to be safe even If I don't feel anything different? I'm probably overthinking but I'm also worried. And so ashamed lol. Being on T makes you make some questionable choices tbh... you mix that with alcohol and you got even worse choices.
Also, a new subreddit has just dropped: r/topsurgerytats, born just today, so our little bundle of joy is still warm and fresh in its bassinet. I've archived it already, of course - though it has only two posts - but it's something to watch out for in the future given how many of them claim that these tattoos help them go stealth by obscuring surgical scarring.
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I'm listening to the newest Blocked and Reported premium episode and they discussed Evan Urquhart's appearance on the Brad Polumbo podcast.

They were making fun of the fact that she was beet red. I think they just discovered pooners.
Katie and Jessie have been dealing with Chase Strangio for years lol
 
If troons 'n' poons share anything in common, it is the downright baffling fixation on mimicking orgasms from the opposite sex. Take this FTM for example: like Liliths and Alices seeking out the full-body earthquake of the legendary female orgasm, this wee Aiden wants to know how to bust a nut like a real boy. Highlights for this post include OP alleging that urination shortly after orgasm leads to a substance that "looks a hell of a lot like semen and nothing like urine" and claiming to possibly be intersex despite having had a total hysterectomy with a bilateral oophorectomy and cervix removal because there is "some evidence" she may have a "male-typical prostate."
This one is great. Keep looking through her reddit posts. She's sexually frustrated because she struggles to orgasm and claims her estrogen levels are basically nonexistent. She has a NB AMAB boyfriend that she just kinda sucks off. This is peak fuck around and find out territory with pooners. To no one's surprise, she claims her pre-pooning ability to climax was way higher.

She also buys into the notion that somehow stem cell research will let her grow a penis in a lab. Amazing how science magic is the miracle cult of these people.
 
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