Lastly, a TiF that wants to sound like a stereotypical frat boy writes advice on how her fellow poons can stop being so hard on themselves and get themselves the snatch they deserve only to find that her fellow dudes, like, you know, can't handle truth bombs, which is like, totally unchill, brah, right? The ironic part here is that she actually gives remarkably sound advice yet is still stupid enough to be a pooner, which is why even the most sensible, thoughtful and intellectual of the troon tribe always fall short a few spoons of a proper silverware drawer.