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A pooner would have to find a suit cut for a woman to accommodate her narrower shoulders and wider hips...and those would not be easy to find, I imagine.
No they are easy to find if you go to the old ladies side. Pantsuits are classic office attire and can be styled more masculine or feminine depending what you want. Unfortunately they aren't cool enough for insecure and immature women.
 
Yeah off the rack suits might be a bad fit, but most guys get their suits fitted, even at cheap places they will do adjustments for free or a nominal fee, even my cheap suits have the waist made narrower and the legs shortened to fit me, because I have short legs and wide shoulders.
Of course pooners are more extra special, but anything over 200€$£ will have these services included uppon purchase.
I have american brand shirts that are size M, but other more "mod" shirts that are size XXL.
They are unironically supposed to go " suits you, Sir, getting randy with the ladies, are we?" The whole process is very gender affirming even for the fattest and ugliest of men.
 
Yeah off the rack suits might be a bad fit, but most guys get their suits fitted, even at cheap places they will do adjustments for free or a nominal fee, even my cheap suits have the waist made narrower and the legs shortened to fit me, because I have short legs and wide shoulders.
Besides the ~muh dysphoria~ excuse of not getting suits fitted, there's only so much you can realistically do without going full drag king ie acknowledging your sex. Suits are fit for male body types and those are not female body types. It's the same reason why you see so many MtFs in horrible ill-fitting women's clothes while Drag Queens tend to have clothes that are better fit. One acknowledges sex differences and one doesn't.
 
Drag Queens tend to have clothes that are better fit.
Well this is the thing, male suits are regularly made to fit anything from a sphere to a stick shape. Still male though.
What does a pooner wear when the invitation has a dresscode indicated only by tie colour?
Troons get into womens fashion, even if it is not age- or body type appropriate, but pooners never seem to get that into male fashion.

Edit: this is what every pooner should experience, so affirming.
 
It's more likely just because most pooners don't do anything that would require a suit and tie and are childish enough to stamp their feet at the thought of actually dressing formally at a more formal event if there is one.

There are online shops at least that specialize in making suits for women and I'm sure some tailors know how to make them. But suits really showcase your natural body shape a lot of the time regardless of whether the aesthetic is considered masculine and when people try to force the clothes to hide or create too much shape it's really obvious and pathetic. I think a lot of women look really snazzy is properly fitting suits.
 
A TiF blames "non trans men" for slapping top surgery scars on every little thing even though it was TiFs themselves that demanded such routine and constant inclusion! If she spent even a second in artistic circles, she would realize the rest of us have little to no interest in anything involving top surgery scars, but when have narcissists ever admitted their own part in their follies?
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Non trans men forcibly tried to "normalize" trans men so much that now it's infinite times more impossible to pass/be stealth

Before 2020/21 I passed so many times more when I didn't even need to worry about it, people of any age just perceived me as a guy and now (thank god it doesn't happen much) people clock me when I'm even more passing than I was 5/6 years ago bc people wanted to forcibly """normalize""" being trans so much that now OBVIOUSLY people who don't like trans people can clock us faster and more than before, years ago we could just say that the top surgery scars were from other surgeries but now everyone knows and even when we have too surgery that was the peak of alleviating the chest dysproria now we can't heal the dysphoria anymore bc of them pushing the "normalization" that was just harmful all along, did absolutely nothing good to the trans men community
Delusions of game-deur: in a fit of dysphoric despair, a FTM laments how often people insist that she believe in something as pithy and stupid as "accepting yourself" and wishes that people fed into her strangely video game-like delusions instead, stating that she continues to live in the hopes of seeing "full customization options." Meat Lego Mentality in full force here!
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I hate it when people compare me to cis men to reassure me

I hate hearing "some cis men are short" or "some cis men have wide hips", or literally anything of the sort. Because, first of all, very few cis men have all these features at once, and second, those few that do probably hate it as much as I.
It's not reassuring, it doesn't make me feel better, it just makes me feel more like my body is a collection of unfortunate circumstances.
I wish people could remind me about surgeries and medical progress instead.
But the default reassurance script seems to be "accept your body". I tried it, I can't, and I just hope I live long enough to see full customization options.
I wanna grow tall, and get some jawline, and shrink my hips, and get larger hands and feet. Some of it is possible, some isn't yet, and someone talking to me about it when I'm having a dysphoria episode would be much better.
TiF, or trans-identified foghorn: now that a pooner's voice has dropped, she relishes in being able to speak over her female classmates, smug as a bug in a rug knowing that she can put them in their place for the crime of daring to be active and engaged in class.
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One of the many advantages of having a male voice

I am the only guy on my master's program and up until this moment I used to hate that, it literally made me dysphoric. However, my voice broke recently and with that I discovered one undoubted plus in being the only one with a low voice in the group. The thing is, I don't simply study with nine girls, I study with nine former teacher's pets, who now all want to attend a PHD program with five places available. So, as you can guess, all of them want to answer professor's questions before they even have a chance to finish them. I used to struggle with being unable to overshout the most active ones, but now anytime I say something simultaneously with any of them the only thing you can hear is my teenage baritone and I don't even have to raise my voice.
Checkmate, girls.
A li'l dood has gotten a bit too cozy with a male coworker as of late and now has anxieties that she simply can't suppress, namely that of "you shouldn't be lying to him" and "he has the right to know, especially if he's going to share gym locker rooms with you." She hopes that in spite of his tender age of 19 that he won't have an easier time clocking her than older folks, but she seems unaware that the younger generations are seriously sick of troonacy.
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Guilt/fear being stealth with close friend

Since i started work around a year ago, me and another guy there have been getting on well, and have been hanging out after work, and now going to the gym together, and thinking about going on a holiday ect. Id definitely call him a friend and not just a co worker at this point.
Im stealth and very happy being so, but i have this little voice telling me he’d hate me if he knew i was trans, or that he deserves to know or something like that. Im also nervous now that were going to the gym, that im somehow gonna be out myself, mostly my top surgery scars that im planning in tattooing, but i have a skin tag in the middle where the scar is, and my lack of, or small bulge since i prefer to pack small.
Im probably just overthinking it but is it actually a risk he will find out? Im careful, but i also dont want to have my guard up 24/7. Im pre bottom surgery, but post top and been on T for 7 years so pass well, its just those 2 things. Hes 19 and im 22 if that influences anything. Idk if the younger gen are more likely to clock trans people than the older gen, or if he would probably have no clue, since we’ve never spoke about lgbt+ things.
Anyone here have experience being fully stealth with close friends that you see everyday?
How have you navigated this and is there anything i should be more careful with, or am i just completely overthinking this?
Scissor sisters: a mentally ill teenage TiF severs ties with her sister whom she had mistreated during their childhood due to her emotional dysregulation because the sister won't play tranny ball anymore; now that her sister is a legal adult, OP seems to believe their one-year age gap renders her sister somehow immoral for taking her to task for her gender nuttery. I find it funny that OP claims that her sister has persecution delusions when that's really all I see out of her, and... well, she is the one claiming to have the schizoid traits.
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I'm wondering if I did the right choice cutting contact with my transphobic sister

I'm 17, she's 18. We were both raised by a narcissist mother and a schizoid father.
I told her I'm trans when I was 11-12 years old. She used to be supportive.

Then uh we grew into adolescence and uh she sought validation from others constantly and there was a group of classmates (legal adults btw) who fed her validation and radicalized her into transphobia.
I remember being 15-16 years old, being in a video call with her and her crush (the main one grooming her) and he was saying transphobic shit while she either stayed silent or... agreed

I blocked him a bit after that lmao
I did inherit schizoid traits. It is NOT the full blown disorder, I do not claim to have it. But it led to us in our childhood being in conflict because of her constant validation seeking behaviors and me just being a cold fish (putting it simply).
I remember her crush told her that she has better morals than me, and to not tell me he said that. She bragged about it to me smugly. She was 17. I brought it up once when she was 18 (recently) and she said that she "kind of" did have better morals
All because she feels more?
My emotions processing system is very different, leading to me always having "psychopath eyes" as a kid.
She's an ultra Born Again Christian now and I opened up about my emotional differences, and she told me that God made me to feel "joy" and to pray that it'll be healed (bruh since when was this an issue? I'm not struggling from these differences, I'm chilling).
Sooo now for the cutting contact
I got my first PROPER binder recently. I always ALWAYS had to use diy. This one is a little loose but I wore it to the gym and fuckin hell I like it.
I showed her a pic of it, obviously excited about it
She didn't respond. She responded hours later with a Bible verse.

Now for the NIGHT of it.
I told her I did a one arm pushup!
She told me she was told to tell me to "be careful" because of my "XX chromosome muscles."

WTF?!
I told her never to call them that, not to relay messages, and that I'm not even really "biologically female" (I'm intersex lol, I have high as heck testosterone levels to the point of some male pattern thinning starting, passing well, and having bigger muscles (pre t)).
She said she won't say it again. But then she insisted that I am biologically female because of the doctors saying it at birth. And she told me... "Please reconsider your identity as trans"
I sent my last message and blocked her..
It's been almost 2 weeks.
We can guarantee she discussed my assigned gender at birth (female) and my genitals with legal adults.
I'm 17, she's 18.
She was also dealing with some kind of big delusion but srsly I can't do anything about it. Persecutory delusions. She's hours away dude I can't do shit.
Did I do the right thing? Pls tell me I did.
After being outed at work, a FTM is concerned that someone spilled the beans about her trans status, but she isn't sure if that's the case or if she was simply clocked by someone with "the most accurate trans-dar out of every person who has ever met [me]" since the year began. I looked through her post history and had myself a sensible chuckle, so what say you, Kiwis? Was the supervisor psychic, or is she the one who needs her head checked?
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Someone either clocked me or outed me at work - not sure which.

Possible trigger: possibly being outed or being clocked as transgender at work.
Today was my first day at work, and there are only a few people there who knew I was trans before I started working there.
My boyfriend and I both work at the same company, and there are a few people at work who knew me before top surgery, and before I passed as male 99.9% of the time.

My boyfriend said that one of the supervisors - who had never met me until today - walked up to him and said that he would try to use the correct pronouns for me, but might slip up at some point. And my boyfriend was like "he's a guy..." Or something like that.
So either this guy has the most accurate trans-dar out of every person who has ever met me since the beginning of 2025, or one of the people who knew that I'm trans was talking about it to other people at the workplace and he heard about it through the grapevine.
I'm not super upset. Like I'm not sad or devastated. It is what it is. But I am annoyed and a little angry about it. If someone was talking to other people about me at work, then I'm really not happy about that. Like it's nobody's business what gender I was assigned at birth. I was hoping to be stealth at work and I really hope none of the employees hears about it.
If a couple supervisors know, it is what it is, but I really don't want it to spread to my coworkers, because then everyone will probably know, and I really would rather not have that happen.
At least he's not transphobic, but I don't get why him knowing I'm trans would cause him to slip up. He's only just met me and I 100% look male. My ID says male. My legal name is male. I don't wear makeup or anything feminine at work and my voice isn't feminine at all. I don't even hold myself femininely. I just don't get it.
I'm not asking anyone to try to figure out what happened. I just need support and solidarity. If anyone can relate to my experience, I'd like to hear about it.
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After being outed at work, a FTM is concerned that someone spilled the beans about her trans status, but she isn't sure if that's the case or if she was simply clocked by someone with "the most accurate trans-dar out of every person who has ever met [me]" since the year began. I looked through her post history and had myself a sensible chuckle, so what say you, Kiwis? Was the supervisor psychic, or is she the one who needs her head checked?

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No they are easy to find if you go to the old ladies side. Pantsuits are classic office attire and can be styled more masculine or feminine depending what you want. Unfortunately they aren't cool enough for insecure and immature women.
Butch lesbians wear suits and mog the fuck out of pooners, which annoys them even more.
 
No they are easy to find if you go to the old ladies side. Pantsuits are classic office attire and can be styled more masculine or feminine depending what you want. Unfortunately they aren't cool enough for insecure and immature women.
Every remotely hip city has more than one clothing store that is completely willing to cater to cross-dressers, regardless of their reason for doing it. In the Garment District in Manhattan, most stores advertise with signs visible from the street that they cater to cross-dressers of whatever type.

There is no excuse for the pathetic sartorial taste of Internet troons.
 
I finally figured out the secret formula for making pooners from scratch:
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Labubu phalloplasty courtesy of Reddit[A]:
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Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.
 
No they are easy to find if you go to the old ladies side. Pantsuits are classic office attire and can be styled more masculine or feminine depending what you want. Unfortunately they aren't cool enough for insecure and immature women.
Not exactly a pooner but this annoying bitch who calls herself non-binary and is one of the most annoying nb's I've seen since the annoying teacher assistant or whatever she was, uses suits.
Her TikTok
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If I look like this I wouldn't dare put my body on the internet. The delusion is crazy
I don't think she looks that bad lol. Just that she is not the drop dead gorgeous person she seems to think she is.

Fred Sargeant posted this tweet by her:
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Again and again and again they prove that all they do is use abuser manipulation tactics, with DARVO being one of their most used tactics, as well as threats of violence, implied or explicit.

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Thus proving what I have always said: "women are shit at sport".
You mean mentally ill women larping as men competing against actual men are shit at it? Yes, yes they are.

Obviously women are no match against men in most sports due to the male body's many physical advantages, which is why women sport is so needed and troons in women sport is loathsome.

Someone with a PHD is trying to tell us something that even 5 year olds know is bullshit. Biological sex is biological sex. All this "B-b-but" shit trying to add legitimacy to it is nothing but inane prattle.
I really hate this Pooner. The smugness makes her so punchable.
I feel bad for her because she's a lesbian who pooned out to appease her wife's family and appear heterosexual, but my sympathy ends when she starts pushing for other lesbians and for impressionable kids to do the same. Especially when she herself says that the surgeries were traumatic and dangerous.
I think I said it once on the farms before, but Jamie Raines, AKA Jammidodger, is on my personal top most hated pooners, if not THE most hated one.

I hate her so much because she is causing unbelievable damage to hundreds and hundreds of young people, especially females, who see her as an idol and someone they aspire to be like. There is not one video of hers (and she has being posting a video every few days for years now) that you don't have at least a few young females saying how watching her videos made them realize they are actually trans, and another few who proudly comment that they now have a date for their top surgery, thanking her for everything she does for the trans community.

The fact that she isn't a sideshow freak, but actually looks pretty good as "a man", is supposedly very normal and rational, supposedly a very nice person, with a fairytale-like love story (she was in love with her best friend and now they are married, y'all), cute wife, supportive family, has PhD (supposedly about transgenderism), published a book (actually about transgenderism) - she is the perfect image of a trans success story.

In the farms, we mostly point at the more-lolcowish troons and poons, but I think Jamie Raines is the most dangerous of them all precisely because she doesn't act and look like a lolcow; I think most young females don't actually want to be these batshit crazy, mockable, ugly pooners, they want to be normal, successful, respected and supposedly good person, who contributes to society and also fighting for the oppressed and for a better society - in other words, an "activist". Jamie Raines, on the surface, for these naïve young females who don't know better, embodies all of these traits.

Meanwhile Jamie uses her useless PhD - a PhD in psychology, in the field of sexuality (the transgenderism is actually only secondary), to influence people even further, presenting a false image of an absolute established authority on the subject of transgendersim. Menawhile, she actually has very few studies published under her name, the last one published on 2021, the same year her thesis was published. Hardly the picture of a prolific researcher, expert in their field of study. That doesn't stop her from presenting herself as an expert on everything trans, including the biological and medical aspects of it, and acting as if the science is already settled on that matter. Her very young and impressionable crowd completely buys into it.

Her damage is huge. She makes tons of money on the back of these young impressionable people. I once looked into it, she makes tens thousand dollars a month of revenues alone; that's not counting the money she makes from sponsorships (she has one on every or almost every video of hers), memberships (I don't know how many she has, but given her popularity, she probably has good amount), Patreon, her shop where she sells things like simple plushies in 29.99 dollars not including shipping, and the money she makes of her book. Her videos are very simple and take very little time, effort and money to produce and edit, so her profit must be huge.

She is smart enough not to reveal personal info about herself except things that are strictly about her pooning out, seriously as far as we all know she could be living in a mansion with personal maid and chef and go to vacations every other Thursday - many of her videos are obviously pre-recorded - but we don't know any of this because she doesn't say anything, and she appears in simple cloths and simple background, with this amicable, adorkable façade that makes her seem harmless and like she only wants to live peacefully and not to have her rights taken away. By the way, despite all her money, not once had she donated anything to anyone (publicly anyway, but I don't believe she really donates significant amount of money to any purpose in private either, lol).

The moment the trans thing will be finally recognized as the medical abuse and scandal à la lobotomy that it is, and the public opinion would be turned against it, she will disappear from social media without a trace, deleting her channel and everything to do with it completely, pretend she never published that book of hers and live happily ever after with that huge amount of money, who cares about all the lives she had ruined making it. Mark my words, she would never ever so much as apologize about any of this and/or admit she was wrong. But hey, she is a really nice person! She does so much for this marginalized community!

After everything she has done and keep doing, I can't feel bad for her. She ruined the lives of too many people with her actions. And she is an adult, she knows what she is doing. She started as a victim of this ideology and of homophobia, but she is now a
full-fledged monster herself and has been so for quite some time. I wish I could hope she would be facing lawsuits in the future for the role she played in the transition of so many young people, but this would probably never happen, so. No point. Anyway, can't wait to reach that point in time when she finally figures she would better disappear from public view and mind. Fuck her.
 
Every remotely hip city has more than one clothing store that is completely willing to cater to cross-dressers, regardless of their reason for doing it. In the Garment District in Manhattan, most stores advertise with signs visible from the street that they cater to cross-dressers of whatever type.

There is no excuse for the pathetic sartorial taste of Internet troons.

Even back in the 90s, my sociology teacher went and asked in upmarket ladies dress shops and department stores if he could try a dress on.
Some of the stores had a system where the man would go in the male changing rooms and a shop assistant would take the dress to them.
Some actually had a designated men trying on a dress room, this was more common in the exclusive dress shops.
It was also hinted that some of the shops which traditionally had been women’s clothing, had started a small male line so that they could have a men’s changing area.
Presumably even then, men wearing women’s dresses was a market enough for shops to consider allowance for it.

That or they wanted to save themselves the embarrassment of some camp man screaming the store down because he couldn’t try on some frock during a busy Saturday.
 
In an event for a lesbian relationship, discourse emerged over the event not allowing men
It would be hilarious to lock all these people together in a rec center to hash out their differences, like in that old South Park episode with the Crips and the Bloods.



Followed by setting the rec center on fire.
 
And why would a lesbian want her if she's a "gay man" like she claims to be, especially if she gets a tit chop like most pooners eventually want to. Is she even attracted to other women? The magic 8 ball says no.
You'd be surprised but lesbians are not very picky about appearances, there are butch+butch relationships, lesbians who hide or even chop off their tits, fujo+fujo relationships (I used to rent a room from such a couple, they went through a dozen fandom pairings together until one dumped the other to marry a normie [male] SMO vet), fujo+fangirl relationships, etc. The really off-putting aspect is the pooner personality, pooners can't resist mansplaining and belittling the other woman.

I had to look up what "pro-contact" even meant but Jesus Christ what a weird way to signal you don't want pedophiles following you.
Oh you sweet summer child. If she wanted to write that, she'd write "pedos" or "MAPs". "Pro-contact DNI" means "no-contact OK" (they don't exist, but you knew that already).
 
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A pooner would have to find a suit cut for a woman to accommodate her narrower shoulders and wider hips...and those would not be easy to find, I imagine.
Most haute couture type establishments cater to cross-dressers and will gladly modify clothing to help people like this. There really isn't any excuse for troons including pooners to look so ghastly. Drag queens and plain old transvestites did better for decades just for fun, without even claiming they'd have to kill themselves if they couldn't pretend to be the opposite sex.
Not exactly a pooner but this annoying bitch who calls herself non-binary and is one of the most annoying nb's I've seen since the annoying teacher assistant or whatever she was, uses suits.
Her TikTok
Is that an actual named knot? At least she has paid some attention and put some effort in, but I have no clue what that knot is.
 
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