📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Izdaja Slika]

but what if they're just lying to get into my pants and then kick me out right after? There's no way I could really prevent that. I would genuinely feel violated and even assaulted (even if that doesn't legally qualify as assault), because I would have been tricked into sex under false pretenses. If I knew there would be no aftercare, I wouldn't have consented to sex.

Pooner makes the claim that withholding information from your partner that you know would invalidate your consent is a no-no. Can you tell your brethren-in-poon this same information, honeychile? Specifically the ones who believe lying about your sex to get sex does not constitute rape.

To start: this mentality only applies to me. Please don’t apply my mentality/struggles to yourself or others. Transition (medical and social) helps and saves so many trans people’s lives. I’m just fucked mentally and ungrateful for what I do have. Myself, therapists and psychiatrists don’t know how to help me, but that doesn’t mean my situation applies to others.

I wonder if this pre-emptive, grovelling, craven apology for saying transition did not work for her saved her any of the trans cult hysteria that she is literally genociding trans people by casting any doubt whatsoever on transition?

 

[KifflomKween]

I almost feel sorry for them until I see words like "fem-brained" and remember how misogynistic they are.

 

[Big Shot]

Has there ever been a pooner who fakes muteness to hide their hideous frog voice? Since pooners are tumblroids and tumblroids love faking disability labels

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Pooner tries to rape gay men

 

[AnOminous]

Pooners are so hilariously delusional that you couldn't make up stories funnier than their IRL antics.

I find pooners funnier than troons because unlike troons they don't really make me mad. They're just funny little doods.

 

[scathefire]

What even is this logic? Autogynephilia isn't a thing because lesbians under 40 exist? How, what, why? Drugs, how many is this pooner on?

The argument seems to be “some self-proclaimed lesbians will date and have sex with transwomen therefore transbians are not predators”. Well gee, I guess that makes it perfectly okay to deny lesbians literally any space without troons in it because some stupid women under 40 identify as something that doesn’t accurately describe them. Fuck off with that asinine bullshit.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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The argument seems to be “some self-proclaimed lesbians will date and have sex with transwomen therefore transbians are not predators”. Well gee, I guess that makes it perfectly okay to deny lesbians literally any space without troons in it because some stupid women under 40 identify as something that doesn’t accurately describe them. Fuck off with that asinine bullshit.

It's always the same sort of people who whine about "bi erasure" who do exactly that, by saying that these bisexuals who will go near troons are actually lesbians. (Can't imagine there's very many of them, when you have a a wider pool of people to date from both sexes, why go for the worst of both?) It ends up fucking over lesbians rather than bisexuals though, so they don't care about it in that instance.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Daily dood dump. They're seething about the gays wanting dick again.









"The P word"

 

[Magic Pickle]

"The P word"

I've seen some people debate that "pooner" is misogynistic, and given the slang for poon/poontang I believe it's likely to be the origin of its terminology... but on the other hand, when you're this rapey and malignantly misogynistic on a regular basis as a group, I believe you forfeit your rights to dignity. Don't start none, won't be none!

(Though I find it ironic that if pooners were to abuse "tranny" and "troon" with the same level of consistency as TiMs use pooner, there would likely be another uptick in freak-ass baeddel types who'd go on to write elaborate rape and torture fantasies about turning TiFs back into "proper women" out of sheer masculine rage for li'l doodz daring to defy their Lilithian overlords.)

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Speaking of troon-on-poon violence, if you love seeing FTMs mald and seethe over MTFs but not having the language or social capital to call them out for their bullshit, you'll get a real kick out of this one! Highlights include a TiF getting a phalloplasty only for her "girlfriend" to shack up with another "girlfriend" and his confession to her that she cannot live without biological penis, and that the TiF in question "will never have one."
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“I prefer HER penis over yours”​

My (24 ftm) best friend just broke up with his (now ex) girlfriend (27 mtf). During 4 years, they were actually the happiest couple I've met. He even supported her in the very first stages of her transition, because she was just starting when they first met. However, a few months ago, she started to complain about my friend's prosthetic not feeling enough like a real penis, so she suggested to turn the relationship into a polygamy until my friend could get his phallo surgery, because, in her words, “having sex with a prosthetic doesn't make me feel like a real woman.”
Of course this hurt my friend, but he still accepted, hoping that it would be temporary and that he would be able to get phallo by next year.
Well… Long story short: just two weeks ago, she met another trans girl with whom she felt pretty understood. She was very happy that she found her “transition twin”. The thing is, that she quickly started to develop a sexual atraction for this girl… So bad, that they ended up having sex within just those two weeks of knowing each other. And the next day, she met with my friend just to break him up…
The reason? “I've found out that I can't enjoy sex if it's not with a biological penis, and you will never have one. And I really don't think that a phallo penis will feel any different from a fancy prosthetic, so it really hurts me to tell you we may be better off as just friends.”
Her words still make me feel so fucked up. It's not only her basically saying that trans men “will never be real men” (even being a trans woman herself!), but it's also that she actually prefers to fuck with another trans WOMAN just because she's ok using her biological penis… Like, wtf? I have nothing against bisexual or pansexual people (I'm a bisexual myself), but she's saying that she's into this other trans woman literally just because she has a penis! If that's the case, I wonder if she actually sees her like a woman at all? In fact, I wonder if she ever saw me like a man at all? Because, I mean, to me it's very clear that she's not actually seeing my friend as a man just because he was born with THE SAME CONDITION she suffers from… It's like she percieved her new trans woman “friend” more like a man than my friend who is ACTUALLY a man, just because she was born with a penis and he was not. I heard her several times complaining about how society reduces her to a man just because she has a penis she didn't ask for, but ain't that the same bs she is doing?
Ngl, the thing that hurts me the most is that I really considered her a very good friend of mine. I used to think she was one of the very few people with whom I could openly speak about my experiences with this condition. It really pisses me off because it reminds me of how sometimes we can't feel safe even around the people who are supposed to understand us…

"I think women and seamen don't mix": this little mermaid is enduring repeated clam jams every time her sailor's mast goes softer than seafoam below her sea level, and now she's sick with worry that he may actually have a stronger preference for geoducks after all.
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bf can't wank me without going soft​

Ive noticed more often than not when my partner and i start to wank each other and I don't have a toy attached, more often than not he gets soft mid thing and it makes me so incredibly dysphoric. he closes his eyes and seems so very focused, that I can't help myself but think that he is thinking of all the dicks he has seen and or wanked in his life but gets soft because my parts just won't do it for him. he says it doesn't have to do anything with my dick but sincerely, don't gimme that. he is a people pleaser and could never tell me.
I am left with a sad hard T dick that slowly goes soft, my body is horny and wants release but my mind is so full of sadness and self hatred, pure agony that I can't even get myself off alone afterwards.was going to the bathroom in the morning with my HP7 from bananaprostgetics to see if I can do it, but I just felt pathetic.
it feels like I can't get off without feeling at least a little wanted or hot, and the feeling of a dick going soft in your hand because he touches your parts always stays for days and days and it just hurts so much.
now my body is horny but my mind tells me. like.. really bad things iykwim and nothing works anymore.
the feeling of never being enough is just a kick to my non existent balls.
if you read this far thank you so much. I don't really know what I expect from posting here, company in misery? advice if there is any ? not feeling so alone with that shit?gay life as a trans man sucks for me. would lesbians be the only people craving my anatomy? I just feel lost..

 

[Audit]

"I think women and seamen don't mix": this little mermaid is enduring repeated clam jams every time her sailor's mast goes softer than seafoam below her sea level, and now she's sick with worry that he may actually have a stronger preference for geoducks after all. "gay life as a trans man sucks for me. would lesbians be the only people craving my anatomy? I just feel lost.."

There's a term for men who like vaginas. We call them straight. In our pooner's baffled state to find a man to jerk off, she has already written off the largest group of people who like vaginas. Her fellow pooners are telling her to find a "bisexual" man. I.e. find a man who's desperate enough to pretend to be gay to get with a woman.

And why would a lesbian want her if she's a "gay man" like she claims to be, especially if she gets a tit chop like most pooners eventually want to. Is she even attracted to other women? The magic 8 ball says no. What a strange sexuality pooners have. They only want what they can't have and throw away what they can have.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Though natural instinct inclines this li'l dood from getting her shit rocked by her more physically developed male friends, she still takes to Reddit to figure out how she can become more tolerant to the pokes, jabs and bumps of her cohorts rather than realizing maybe she shouldn't encourage men to beat up women. Watch her get a bump on her noggin only to be labeled a concussion in the ER! Very validating, though, right?
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For example, he will flick me hard enough to leave a mark that lasts for hours, and to everyone that's like, a normal everyday thing. Like ppl be doing that sort of thing to each other all the time I guess. Even when he daps me up, he uses his full force and that shit BURNS when it connects and I usually end up whining about it for a second and shaking the pain from my hand, which he will then tease me for being such a baby about it. Is it just a normal thing in male friendships to be inflicting pain LMAO

This is a particular pooner archetype that doesn't really have a troon equivalent, the one who clearly hates being a man. One example is this reddit post (a)

I wish I was a woman but I’m not

Obviously some people tell the dood that she can be a woman... before realizing that she is a woman and apologizing and assuring her that she's not a woman.


But we don't have TiMs doing this. Sure, you'll occasionally get them complaining about "misogyny", but we all know that they're just masturbating to the fantasy. I don't think that these women are just fantasizing about being injured by daps, I think that they actually are that weak, but still insist on dapping with their bros. It's just bizarre.

There's a term for men who like vaginas. We call them straight. In our pooner's baffled state to find a man to jerk off, she has already written off the largest group of people who like vaginas. Her fellow pooners are telling her to find a "bisexual" man. I.e. find a man who's desperate enough to pretend to be gay to get with a woman.

And why would a lesbian want her if she's a "gay man" like she claims to be, especially if she gets a tit chop like most pooners eventually want to. Is she even attracted to other women? The magic 8 ball says no. What a strange sexuality pooners have. They only want what they can't have and throw away what they can have.

You don't understand, she's GAY. She has to have sex with other GAYS. If it can't be GAY men then it has to be GAY women.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is a particular pooner archetype that doesn't really have a troon equivalent, the one who clearly hates being a man.

From a pooner pov it's understandable.

She doesn't want to be a man but she can't be a woman because she has messed up ideas of what's being a woman is like in her head. That's the reason for her dilemma.

Woman like this often chose the nonbinary route.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

A dood is hecking confused bro.


For those curious r/ftmpunished appears to have nearly the same amount of users as r/ftm proper, it's not some niche subreddit


Imagine being this porn brained.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

A "mostly" gay trans guy (i.e., heterosexual female) wants to try her hand at the gay dating scene

Oh dear, that was one of the most painfully female pieces of writing I’ve come across on this site. She doesn’t want hookups, she wants romance… on Grindr. This can only end well

 

[Syikeblade]

Highlights include a TiF getting a phalloplasty only for her "girlfriend" to shack up with another "girlfriend" and his confession to her that she cannot live without biological penis, and that the TiF in question "will never have one."

It's just mind boggling to me how they always lie about how biology is a social construct . But the moment something happens regarding sex they become "transphobic" themselves. Showing us that they don't believe in transgenderism either, they just want to sexually control people.

 

[Audit]

For those curious r/ftmpunished appears to have nearly the same amount of users as r/ftm proper, it's not some niche subreddit


Imagine being this porn brained.

This thread is extremely tame in its hesitation to touch all of the pooner porn subreddits. We avoid touching their many sexual degeneracies on a daily basis. To be clear though, it seems like the intended audience of r/ftm_add_your_specific_fetish_here is heterosexual men (imagine my shock). This greatly inflates the total subscriber count so it's most likely that r/ftm has the largest number of pooners of any pooner-specific subreddit still. To those foolish enough to venture into the pooner porn subreddits, bring bleach, abandon all hope, and wait at least an hour after eating.

 

[Bloo]

Someone with a PHD is trying to tell us something that even 5 year olds know is bullshit. Biological sex is biological sex. All this "B-b-but" shit trying to add legitimacy to it is nothing but inane prattle.

I have no clue how this woman managed to get a PHD. Her logic is some of the stupidest I’ve ever encountered with YouTube TRA’s. “Trans women are women because they’re women” is her main argument, she never even attempts to get into it any further. Literal psycho eyes too.

A dood is hecking confused bro.
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Imagine being this porn brained.

A shit ton of pooners have misgendering/rape/degradation/misogyny kinks, they all feed into each other.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

I just saw my first pooner in real life! I'm currently waiting in my seat while everyone is boarding the plane, and this very unfortunate looking woman walks down the aisle. Then I notice she's obviously had a double mastectomy. Then I notice she's obviously tried to dress in a manner that pooners consider masculine.

It was kind of funny, but more sad. She was pear shaped, and very very very obviously female. She didn't have a happy demeanor.

Then again, this is based off an impression that lasted about 10 seconds.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

that pooners consider masculine.

This is rather interesting. I just thought of it because even if I mostly do dirty manual labour, I have to go in to the office a few days every week, so I just spent an hour of my saturday ironing shirts.
Pooners dress masculine in the same way hood people dress masculine. I have yet not seen pooners getting into the whole suit and tie game. One would think that would make "passing" easier, anyone can wear a hoodie, but a dress shirt is a rigid structure that is supposed to look a certain way, and if anyone is to take you seriously as a man you don't wear sweatpants outside your house or the gym. Do pooners use a double windsor or a half windsor tie knot? They are often fat, so you would think they like three piece suits and big tie-knots? I think men have much more rigid dress codes, and pooners never learn them.

 

[Hepativore]

This is rather interesting. I just thought of it because even if I mostly do dirty manual labour, I have to go in to the office a few days every week, so I just spent an hour of my saturday ironing shirts.
Pooners dress masculine in the same way hood people dress masculine. I have yet not seen pooners getting into the whole suit and tie game. One would think that would make "passing" easier, anyone can wear a hoodie, but a dress shirt is a rigid structure that is supposed to look a certain way, and if anyone is to take you seriously as a man you don't wear sweatpants outside your house or the gym. Do pooners use a double windsor or a half windsor tie knot? They are often fat, so you would think they like three piece suits and big tie-knots? I think men have much more rigid dress codes, and pooners never learn them.

Because suits are often cut to fit men and their proportions, a men's suit would be too loose around the shoulders and too tight in the hips unless they wear one that is a few sizes too big...but then it would look too baggy and few things are more noticeable than an ill-fitting suit.

A pooner would have to find a suit cut for a woman to accommodate her narrower shoulders and wider hips...and those would not be easy to find, I imagine.