📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Not A Cat Person]

seeing as she posts on r/DID_OSDD and claims to have it

She's also posting on r/disability about unidentified chronic pain and tiredness. Munchie?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

What she actually means, of course, is that 99% of the people around her are either true-believers, or browbeaten and scared of social or professional consequences for calling her what she obviously is.

All of that is true, plus I think there's another factor: Pooners don't differentiate between "man" and "TransMan", so when people clearly recognise her as a Pooner, she counts that as "Recognised As A Man".

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

How did pooner 'trick' her grandmother into the pride festival? It sounds like something her grandmother agreed to take her to.

It's just a towel ffs. You don't have to wear it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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How dare straight women have normal hetero sex! At least the comments in the thread are calling her out on being retarded, in their own poonery way. (Also, another example of how these neurotics expect other people to just read their mind. "You're just supposed to know I want you to understand without me telling you that my gay man LARP is so committed that I don't use my actual genitals for sexual purposes, dumb nurse!")

Given the number of pooners who are just calling themselves men as a cheat code for fucking gay dudes, and the number of “Men can have vaginas too, MOM!” pooners, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume she’s using hers.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That's par for the course for Reddit.

And so is this. No clue what kind of look this pooner from r/FTMFeminity is going for.

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It's either some Norwegian black metal band, or it's the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. A nun-themed drag group that has a lot of paedos among its members.

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[Peaches Demure]

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Very optimistic of the cartoonist to assume 3 years of estrogen would give a balding troon that level of hair regrowth.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I mean, why would anyone be a vocal advocate for deviancy without either seeking validation from sexual deviants or being one themselves?

Encouraging other people to do crazy or disgusting stuff you’d never do yourself in a million years is rampant these days. It’s done for status and to appear edgy and progressive. Or to live vicariously through the suckers and/or to manipulate them just for the lulz and tingles.

In the dark ages before online life you had to be careful who you did it to and not to be found out. But online? Easy peasy. Little to no risk.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I mean, why would anyone be a vocal advocate for deviancy without either seeking validation from sexual deviants or being one themselves?

Many reasons. I'll PM you so I don't get accused of derailing or polsperging

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Very optimistic of the cartoonist to assume 3 years of estrogen would give a balding troon that level of hair regrowth.

It's a wig- see how far forward it sits on the head.

 

[Punished Brent]

Every time I come to this thread I see horrors beyond imagination. Lovecraft would have laughed this shit off as being as unrealistic.
"Nobody is going to slice a chunk of thigh meat out and sew it into a flesh log over a closed up vagina."
But he would be wrong.
I gotta get back to grilling as we men all do constantly to affirm my own gender and off this hellscape

 

[Mad_Dog]

I gotta get back to grilling as we men all do constantly to affirm my own gender and off this hellscape

You... stopped grilling?
You have been reported to the Man Counsel, you have 48 hours to show up to Man Court. Failure to do so will ban you from opening all pickle jars until further notice.

 

[Audit]

Lovecraft would have laughed this shit off as being as unrealistic.

Jeffrey Combs called. He's ready to administer the boy juice to a pooner in need.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Jeffrey Combs called. He's ready to administer the boy juice to a pooner in need.

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Re-tranny-mator

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Pooners are lunatics but their behavior stems from normalish female patterns

I think this is a point that's lost on many people i.e. pretty much all sexual perversion is a corruption of normal sexual desires. A literal perversion. The point being that it doesn't just arise spontaneously from the ether, nor does it fall from outer space. These are deeply flawed, deeply human behaviours.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I think this is a point that's lost on many people i.e. pretty much all sexual perversion is a corruption of normal sexual desires. A literal perversion. The point being that it doesn't just arise spontaneously from the ether, nor does it fall from outer space. These are deeply flawed, deeply human behaviours.

The other day I saw someone say "a fetish isn't inherently sexual". We're so far into normalizing sex and degeneracy I can sort of understand why literal minors look at hentai womb brand tattoos and go "Omg so cute desu"

 

[Rick The Stick]

The other day I saw someone say "a fetish isn't inherently sexual".

That's because they were trying to "well actually" you, since the first and main use of "fetish" is in regards to magical items/holy relics.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The other day I saw someone say "a fetish isn't inherently sexual". We're so far into normalizing sex and degeneracy I can sort of understand why literal minors look at hentai womb brand tattoos and go "Omg so cute desu"

Reminds me of Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle' getting caught drawing diaperfur porn and saying in his big apology statement "I have a non-sexual fetish".

 

[Paper Machete]

There are apparently subs for straight pooners. Shall we check how they're doing?

"Please don't judge me for my relationship because she's not real."

I found another sub called DysphoriaPosting I wasn't aware of before.

The pooners are not okay.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Love it when people like this are kind enough to posts pics of themselves too:

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What's the bet that this Pooner is active in Columbine communities and has written long slash fics about Eric and Dylan?