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[Paper Machete]

“I want a trans boyfriend!” Until…
He doesn’t want you to touch him.
He’s afraid to be intimate because he’s Pre-T and doesn’t want you to see him as a woman. Bonus points if he’s strictly asexual.
He needs constant reassurance that you see him as a real man, and even after you reassure him 100 times, he still won’t believe you because he’s been lied to about it in the past.
His gender dysphoria is so bad it makes him not want to go out / be seen.
He has mental health issues that aren’t “quirky” and “cute.”
He gets mad when you say “I hate men! But not you obviously, you’re different,” to him.
He doesn’t want to be your “uwu little soft boy” for you to coddle and protect - he just wants to be treated like any other man.

Let's have some fun running this through a translator!

"I want a girlfriend!" Until...
She doesn't want you to touch her.
She's afraid to be intimate because she's a late bloomer or has had bad experiences.
She needs constant reassurance that she's beautiful, the only girl for you, and even after you reassure her 100 times, she still won't believe you because...well, just because!
Her insecurities are so bad it makes her not want to go out / be seen.
She has mental health issues that aren't "quirky" and "cute."
She gets mad when you say "I hate women! But not you obviously, you're different," to her.
She doesn't want to be your "uwu little soft girl" for you to coddle and protect - she just wants to be treated like any other person.

This is really just normal "I'm young/immature and not ready for a stable relationship despite wanting one" stuff a lot of young women go through. Paired with, "woe is me I know it'll suck babysitting my neuroticisms but waaaah!" that pooners love.

@Magic Pickle it won't let me quote directly from the post so I just copied.

 

[expectant asshole]

I'm pretty sure my bathroom is troon-free

It’s such a stupid argument. Bathrooms in peoples homes are used by the people who live there and other people they know. Yeah technically they’re unisex bathrooms, but I know all of the boys/men who use the bathroom in my house. If a stranger wants to use the bathroom in your house, you can say no. And if a troon or pooner asks, hell no!

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s such a stupid argument. Bathrooms in peoples homes are used by the people who live there and other people they know.

It's even stupider than that! Nobody cares about the sex of someone using a lockable single-seater bathroom, do they? There's one person in there at a time unless it's a family/disabled bathroom, and then it's a person and their helper. The only thing that goes wrong with a no stall, single-toilet bathroom is misuse, like people with low standards fuckin' or a junkie shooting up.

People care about a pervert in a wrong-sex multi-stall bathroom making people uncomfortable or worse. And more than that they care about locker rooms and sports leagues and single-sex social resources. Bathrooms just got to the top of the list somehow.

 

[Mad_Dog]

It's even stupider than that! Nobody cares about the sex of someone using a lockable single-seater bathroom, do they? There's one person in there at a time unless it's a family/disabled bathroom, and then it's a person and their helper. The only thing that goes wrong with a no stall, single-toilet bathroom is misuse, like people with low standards fuckin' or a junkie shooting up.

People care about a pervert in a wrong-sex multi-stall bathroom making people uncomfortable or worse. And more than that they care about locker rooms and sports leagues and single-sex social resources. Bathrooms just got to the top of the list somehow.

Also, private bathrooms are not public. This might be an odd concept for the tranny mind, but it's a basic fact everyone is keenly aware of.

 

[Paper Machete]

Seahorse dads is a horrifying subreddit. (Archive)

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Taking this to The Pooner Zoo to add more screencaps of this subreddit. A lot of haram content. There is a dedicated seahorse dad thread but it's pretty dead.

Spoiler: Jesus Wept

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Taylor Lorenz former rag is fawning over pooner Kate Strangio.

Also ROFLMAO at " trying to help trans people exist."

Chase Strangio is trying to help trans people exist in Trump’s America

 

[AnOminous]

Also ROFLMAO at " trying to help trans people exist."

So troons don't exist?

 

[scathefire]

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How in the world did she manage to get pregnant if anything even slightly inside her vagina makes her panic? It must've been IVF, I can't conceive of any other logical explanation. Every single one of those other screenshots makes me want to kms though, these are levels of delusion that make me seriously concerned about the babies they're about to have. They shouldn't even be reproducing in this state.

 

[Paper Machete]

How in the world did she manage to get pregnant if anything even slightly inside her vagina makes her panic? It must've been IVF, I can't conceive of any other logical explanation. Every single one of those other screenshots makes me want to kms though, these are levels of delusion that make me seriously concerned about the babies they're about to have. They shouldn't even be reproducing in this state.

A lot of the posts there reference IVF and a lot of the user's post history that I look through on a lot of them are in subs discussing IVF and donors and so on. The medical industrial complex is eating good off these people.

 

[JaneThough]

How in the world did she manage to get pregnant if anything even slightly inside her vagina makes her panic? It must've been IVF, I can't conceive of any other logical explanation. Every single one of those other screenshots makes me want to kms though, these are levels of delusion that make me seriously concerned about the babies they're about to have. They shouldn't even be reproducing in this state.

I like how she acts like a trans vaginal ultrasound is so traumatizing just because she's trans, like cis women just love a TVUS!

Also, special shout out to the "I named my daughter a masc name so I could feel better about her pronouns and now everyone is confused about her gender which makes me euphoric!" is very "if you can't create your own gender dysphoria, store bought is fine". That poor baby.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

A lot of the posts there reference IVF and a lot of the user's post history that I look through on a lot of them are in subs discussing IVF and donors and so on. The medical industrial complex is eating good off these people.

I wonder if Medicaid is picking up the tab too. Blue states are all over LGBTQ “reproductive rights” with no concern whatsoever for the children of these various methods and arrangements and are passing “antidiscrimination” laws right and left.

These pregnant and post birth “Daddy” pooners are incredible. So selfish and damaging to their kids. The insane have more rights than anyone, born or unborn. It’s nuts. I can handle the most grotesque stinkditch or rotdog photo on here but these pregnant pooner tales make me feel ill.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Taking this to The Pooner Zoo to add more screencaps of this subreddit. A lot of haram content. There is a dedicated seahorse dad thread but it's pretty dead.

Spoiler: Jesus Wept

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Be careful clicking on user profile from there. Some have pregnancy fetish and use their children as sexual instrument/post sexual things about their child

If you want to stop using reddit look up one of those ftm breeding fetish sub and read the comments where they talk about children. Actually vile and it's the reason I quit going anywhere near ftm infested space now. Knowing that they actually molest children instead of just writing work of fiction about it is too much.

can handle the most grotesque stinkditch or rotdog photo on here but these pregnant pooner tales make me feel ill.

There's a lot of pooners with pregnancy fetish that also have incest, rape, etc fetish. I'm scared for their children, I don't believe the pooner will protect them from being molested by the carousel of men coming in and out of their life

 

[Magic Pickle]

A twofer in tragedy - bite-sized and easy to snack on!

After recently purchasing a house with her husband, a theyfab leaps into full-blown female-to-maleness to the disgust of her husband, of whom with she shares a 5 year old child. If you think the OP sounds snarky and resentful, she's nastier in the comments.
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Came out to my husband​

So I came out to my husband that I might want more than just dress male and lift to look more masc (he knew I was non-binary but didn’t really pay much mind to it since it didn’t really change things for him at the time). But in short: he can’t be in a romantic relationship with me if I transition. We just bought a house together and we have a five-year-old kid. I‘m heartbroken because I’d hoped his love wasn’t conditional on me having breasts and certain hormone levels but turns out it is. We’ve been together 18 years, we both cried a lot and I‘m kinda asking myself if I can just turn back time, put all of this back in the closet and ignore it for the rest of my life.

Spoiler: Her Reddit name is a bit on the nose - Rudolph-style.

[–]Selfcentred-Deer
Thanks. Yeah I don’t fault him for it, I mean if he‘s that clear on his sexual orientation good for him. We‘ve been together since he was 18 so it’s at least a little bit curious that he isn’t even open to see what happens or exploring it - because I sure as hell just started examining mine a bit more

[–]Selfcentred-Deer
You didn’t sound too blunt no worries. Yeah I would. Even though I’m very much more for the men. But if he came out as a woman - I sure as hell would absolutely try to be into women and still love him.

[–]Selfcentred-Deer
Thanks for the support. Yeah I’ve thought about this a lot, the resentment part. Sometimes I think maybe my adhd let me talk myself into this. So maybe it might let me talk myself out of it. It’s so stupid. But like we just moved back to our hometown, bought a house near my parents on which both our parents pitched in A LOT. So I feel like not only is it gonna be a bad break up but EVERYONE is gonna resent me for it. Even as an enby nobody respected my pronouns and just kept going the way it was and being the chronic people pleaser I am I just let them. But I think I’ve never felt more lonely in my life than dealing with this rn.

On the opposite end of the sexuality pool, a homosexual TiF examines all the reasons she believes her ex-wife didn't consider her a real guy and goes over this paranoia in minute detail. Personally, I'd wager it has more to do with her suffering from bipolar, being smug about her parents' wealth, struggling with alcoholism and being a misogynist pig despite being a lespoon, but that's just me.
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Ex wife didn’t see me as a guy​

So long story short I think that my ex wife didn’t really see me as a guy in bed. I think this for the following reasons:

1. when I still had my breasts she would try to continuously grope them in bed and I would have to push her off
2. when I was thinking of getting top surgery she said that she would be “sad” to see my breasts go
3. when I asked her how she saw me in bed she said “neither man nor woman” and as “something in between”
4. she consistently didn’t let me use a strap on on her (I was never able to use a strap on on her at all). She also never gave me a “blowie” (like a blowjob with a strap on)
5. she repeatedly said that she almost exclusively preferred women to men but “could never land a woman” so just used men out of convenience.

There is like a 85% chance that if I got a dick through bottom surgery she would have stopped sleeping with me.

There are many other reasons why I divorced her, this was one of them. Our sex life became increasingly incompatible as I became drawn to more women who liked the idea of me with a penis. I treated my ex wife the way she wanted to be treated in bed but I never got the same treatment.

I’m wondering if this has happened to anyone else on here.

 

[Paper Machete]

We‘ve been together since he was 18 so it’s at least a little bit curious that he isn’t even open to see what happens or exploring it - because I sure as hell just started examining mine a bit more

This is what is always been so creepy about trannies to me.

They just expect other people to be comfortable shifting and changing boundaries and their conception of their own sexuality (if not outright orientation) to suit the tranny's needs and worldview. There's a bit of projecting her own assumption she'd be happy to "go lesbian" for a AGP rapehon.

All of 'em are smarmy sex pests.

 

[Uzumaki]

They just expect other people to be comfortable shifting and changing boundaries and their conception of their own sexuality (if not outright orientation) to suit the tranny's needs and worldview.

They marry straight people, spring this shit on them after like a decade of marriage, and it’s not enough to accept them for “who they are” if you don’t also let them decide who you are you’re committing violence against them. Genuinely aggrieved they’re not allowed to declare people gay.

How self centred do you have to be to even consider that plan might work, let alone expect it?

 

[Aunt Carol]

They just expect other people to be comfortable shifting and changing boundaries and their conception of their own sexuality (if not outright orientation) to suit the tranny's needs and worldview.

With these two, the guy is 36 and he's been with her since age 18, so I'll assume she's about the same. I wonder exactly how long she's been an "enby." She makes it sound like he married her knowing that, but if her first declaration was more recent, especially post-kid, he might have just been hoping it'd blow over.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

After recently purchasing a house with her husband, a theyfab leaps into full-blown female-to-maleness to the disgust of her husband, of whom with she shares a 5 year old child. If you think the OP sounds snarky and resentful, she's nastier in the comments.

Love it when people like this are kind enough to posts pics of themselves too:

 

[Magic Pickle]

I wonder exactly how long she's been an "enby." She makes it sound like he married her knowing that, but if her first declaration was more recent, especially post-kid, he might have just been hoping it'd blow over.

Actually, OP has been only out as "enby" for a year and a half, so he married her when she was regular and straight years and years ago, which makes her vaguely aggressive comments about him not questioning his own sexuality in regards to her even yuckier.
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Had a weird little epiphany today​

I noticed a mole that looked off and my very first thought was,“Hmm… hope it’s not cancer. But if it is? I’m definitely going on T.”Boom. There it was. That clarity I’ve been dancing around for over a year.
I identify as non-binary—have for a while now—but I lean masc, and I’ve been trying to bring that out more lately through styling, clothing, facial expressions, the whole vibe. The thing is… I’m married to a straight man. He’s been supportive in his way: says he accepts me as non-binary, says he still loves me, but he’s also said outright that “if you looked like a man, that’d be a turn-off—because I’m not gay.”
So here I am, 1.5 years post-coming out, watching more and more people on T thrive—glow-ups, joy, euphoria—while I’m sitting here like,“Do I want that? I think I might… but how could I even get there?”
Hell, I haven’t even convinced people to use my chosen name consistently yet. So how do I start that conversation? The one that involves testosterone. The one that would change not just how people see me—but maybe how my husband sees me, too.
For context: we’ve been together 17 years. We just bought a house. We’ve got a 5-year-old kid.And still… I can’t stop wondering who I could be—who I am—if I let myself try.

Spoiler: More comments about her transition impacting her marriage.

 

[Paper Machete]

Honestly, I hope this pooner decides to drop the act and stop being retarded. She is in a very long term relationship with someone she's been together with for a VERY long time. It's rare for people to successfully be together from around 18 and continue on and it's a sign they very likely could be lifers for each other. She's blessed with a kid and they've been able to get a house. For fuck's sake just stop being a godsdamned retard.

 

[Volcanic Viper]

Man, I know pooners are naturally pathetic but the fact she's trying so hard to look intimidating is making me laugh my head off.