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[Procrastinhater]

There’s a trend on Instagram of basically propelling ftms who “pass” to stardom and saying things like “u turfs want him in the ladies room!????”
I’ve only noticed this with ftms, for some reason there’s cognitive dissonance that basically makes them seem incapable of doing wrong on that app

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Lmfao nice hips Shakira gymdood.
She carved her titties off and stole Shmorky's wig, those hips don't lie though. Totally ruined herself for nothing.
Lol at the tiny little dainty lady hands too.

 

[Internet Wizard]

There’s a trend on Instagram of basically propelling ftms who “pass” to stardom and saying things like “u turfs want him in the ladies room!????”
I’ve only noticed this with ftms, for some reason there’s cognitive dissonance that basically makes them seem incapable of doing wrong on that app

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https://www.instagram.com/milrgrey?igsh=MXN1ejAwZmN1cmpxdw==

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It seems the common denominator is that these are all gym”bros”,curious

 

[Procrastinhater]

https://www.instagram.com/milrgrey?igsh=MXN1ejAwZmN1cmpxdw==

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It seems the common denominator is that these are all gym”bros”,curious

Thing is she won't be able to lift half of what an actual man the same weight could for some reason.
It's weird, but I've seen some built women, like body builder level, at the gym, that struggle with lifting the amounts that middle aged Dad bod dudes that come in because they noticed they were getting a little pudgy.
Seems even if women abuse testosterone and build muscle it's still not the same type of muscle males build.
Ignoring her juicing gains though, she still looks female, it's the facial structure, the dainty little hands, the soft eyes.
Even when it's a jacked Li'l Dood that uses the T to lift you can still tell.
It's sad. These women are ruining themselves for nothing.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Hear me out...

1. Declare myself female
2. Get my moobs hacked off
3. Get shitloads of T in order to make me into the boi I really am
4. Get fuckin' yoked

Gotta wonder if this has been done yet by some enterprising bodybuilder

 

[Peaches Demure]

Thing is she won't be able to lift half of what an actual man the same weight could for some reason.
It's weird, but I've seen some built women, like body builder level, at the gym, that struggle with lifting the amounts that middle aged Dad bod dudes that come in because they noticed they were getting a little pudgy.
Seems even if women abuse testosterone and build muscle it's still not the same type of muscle males build.
Ignoring her juicing gains though, she still looks female, it's the facial structure, the dainty little hands, the soft eyes.
Even when it's a jacked Li'l Dood that uses the T to lift you can still tell.
It's sad. These women are ruining themselves for nothing.

You're not wrong, but it's not the "quality" of the muscle that's holding women back when it comes to load-bearing exercises, it's mainly the angle/stability of the joints. I'd be better at explaining this in my native language, but every joint in a woman's body is more "lax" than the corresponding joint in a male, and some like the hips, knees and elbow all rest at a different angle in men vs women. What you're seeing is the compounded effect of all those small differences. This is the reason why you don't see any women at all in most Special Forces units. They never even make it as far as the selection course(s) because they usually fail the load-bearing exercises in the pre-selection course.

I became interested in this topic when I found out there are literally 5' Navy Seals who can do everything the bigger men do, and yet no women have ever passed the physical requirements. Steroids won't do jack shit to close this gap between the sexes.

 

[deermeat]

There’s a trend on Instagram of basically propelling ftms who “pass” to stardom and saying things like “u turfs want him in the ladies room!????”
I’ve only noticed this with ftms, for some reason there’s cognitive dissonance that basically makes them seem incapable of doing wrong on that app

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How would anyone confuse her as a man? Out of all pooners, I thought people would be pointing out those bearded roidtards I often see brought up as an example.
Aso, AGAIN, these people are missing the point entirely. If troons passed, no one would care. But they don't. It's creepy ass men who look like sex offenders feeling entitled to use the women's rest and changing rooms.

 

[Aunt Carol]

(similar to the rates of fournier's gangrene, which is also dominated by males but woman are theoretically more inclined to get based on anatomic differences)

This part isn't accurate; Fournier gangrene is 10:1 males because male anatomy helps potentiate it. The penis and testicles look simpler than the female anatomy at first glance--definitely easier to sculpt from Play-Doh-- but there are complex layers of fascia underneath. It's meat origami under the hood, and some of the fascia are contiguous to areas in the perineum that appear anatomically distant. That's why the testicles are usually fine--they have a completely different blood supply, thanks.

SGLT-2 inhibitors make women more prone to Fournier gangrene (independent of diabetes control), but it's still something like 3:2 with men (also on SGLT-2 meds).

I am always amazed that there isn't more Fournier gangrene in troons and pooners. Grandpa scratches a pimple and he's dead or flayed and dickless in a week; Alice flies to Thailand for a blender to the crotch and returns to his hovel to post merrily on Twitter while subjecting the wound to the insult of dilation, no problem.

I know age, diabetes, alcohol weight, immunological status affect this, but there are plenty of fat, drunk troons, and not as much dick remnant rotting as you'd anticipate.

 

[Internet Wizard]

If troons passed, no one would care. But they don't. It's creepy ass men who look like sex offenders feeling entitled to use the women's rest and changing rooms.

Is there no female equivalent to AGPs?

 

[Digital Thunder]

Is there no female equivalent to AGPs?

Autoandrophilia and the Fujoshi-to-FTM pipeline would like to have a word.

 

[Audit]

Is there no female equivalent to AGPs?

Most of this thread is proof that women can absolutely fetishize becoming men. If you don't believe this thread, you can feel free to check any tranny fetish erotica site for FtM porn. There is no lack of evidence that autoandrophilia is a common fetish amongst pooners.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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This is like.. body dysmorphia within dysmorphia. She could've yolked up and become an 'actual' muscle mommy, with the toxic entitled ego that comes with it, but instead became a school shooter in the making. You think anyone would want to fuck that thing on the right? Only way I can imagine it happening was if it had a skinny-long dick and exclusively went from groomable True Crime chicks on tiktok.

Most of this thread is proof that women can absolutely fetishize becoming men. If you don't believe this thread, you can feel free to check any tranny fetish erotica site for FtM porn. There is no lack of evidence that autoandrophilia is a common fetish amongst pooners.

Spend an hour in any Second Life esque space and you'll see nothing but fujos fetishizing the male experience. Shit, IMVU. FFXIV. Any space with modding capabilities and slightly feminine male models. They'll be skinny but also be intensely muscular; smoke, carry a knife, have random ass cuts and wounds on their entire body, and have the proportions of south korean body dysmorphia; tiny head, long neck, huge body and yaoi hands. And then they'll sit on said 3D chat platform and goon it with other fujos roleplaying as equally lean crack slingers. It's a very specific yet hugely popular thing.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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This is like.. body dysmorphia within dysmorphia. She could've yolked up and become an 'actual' muscle mommy, with the toxic entitled ego that comes with it, but instead became a school shooter in the making. You think anyone would want to fuck that thing on the right? Only way I can imagine it happening was if it had a skinny-long dick and exclusively went from groomable True Crime chicks on tiktok.

Spend an hour in any Second Life esque space and you'll see nothing but fujos fetishizing the male experience. Shit, IMVU. FFXIV. Any space with modding capabilities and slightly feminine male models. They'll be skinny but also be intensely muscular; smoke, carry a knife, have random ass cuts and wounds on their entire body, and have the proportions of south korean body dysmorphia; tiny head, long neck, huge body and yaoi hands. And then they'll sit on said 3D chat platform and goon it with other fujos roleplaying as equally lean crack slingers. It's a very specific yet hugely popular thing.

I’ll never understand the appeal of Asian drawn characters. Yeah, I’m a big raciss, but all these dumb comic book series pooners love have characters that all look the same, save for glasses and maybe hair colour. And they’re always the same set of characters. It’s boring as fuck. Like their shitty manufactured pop bands. All look and sound the same (ours ain’t much better, especially the rap bullshit).

Imagine being a teen and getting a crush on a fucking cartoon character. Not even a poster of a film star or screaming at a gig at a real person they can never meet, but actually spending hours of every day roleplaying some ridiculous fantasy of a drawn bloke that doesn’t even exist. All while other teenagers are there to talk to and get it on with should they so wish. But no. Imaginary world is better and by god everyone had better play along or I’ll scream and scream until I’m sick.

I mean ffs, Magichan exists. Nae fuckn taste, these lassies.

 

[Muskcarpone]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

I call her Angry Lawyer Dood because she is like the angry gamer guy but with a possibly take law degree instead of vidya.

She also tried to win more than one Twitter argument by claiming she has an IQ of 145. That combined with her anger control problems tells me she can't be a very good lawyer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She still looks like herself (a girl) just flat chested now and with a shit haircut.
I really hate how the normal feelings of teenager-hood and being a young adult are appropriated and co-opted, being twisted into not normal struggles with that period of development and becoming independent, but as meaning you have to mangle your body and wear a persona for the rest of your life. "I don't feel like myself", who often does when so young, immature, and often confused?

Um excuse me, HE is also grimacing. Only real Tough Guys do that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You're not wrong, but it's not the "quality" of the muscle that's holding women back when it comes to load-bearing exercises, it's mainly the angle/stability of the joints. I'd be better at explaining this in my native language, but every joint in a woman's body is more "lax" than the corresponding joint in a male, and some like the hips, knees and elbow all rest at a different angle in men vs women. What you're seeing is the compounded effect of all those small differences. This is the reason why you don't see any women at all in most Special Forces units. They never even make it as far as the selection course(s) because they usually fail the load-bearing exercises in the pre-selection course.

I became interested in this topic when I found out there are literally 5' Navy Seals who can do everything the bigger men do, and yet no women have ever passed the physical requirements. Steroids won't do jack shit to close this gap between the sexes.

That makes a lot of sense. Skeletal differences are numerous (one of the reasons Trannies are so easy to clock and the there's nothing they can do to change it) between sexes and a lot of lifting is leverage. Males just evolved to do different things, one of those things was hunting and fighting, so the skeletal structure evolved to benefit strength. I've actually heard women can carry lighter weights for longer because they used to carry small children around when hominids where still nomadic hunter gatherers, I don't know whether thats a myth but it makes logical sense, whereas males evolved for more the exposive bursts of strength used for hunting/fighting and to move heavier objects but for shorter times that would be necessary when carry game back to camp.

As for the military, there was a Green Beret called Richard Flaherty that fought in 'Nam and Panama that was a legit midget, he was like 5'0" nobody believed he'd pass qualification but he did and the guys that served with him said he was one of the toughest bastards they knew.

 

[Fapcop]

Came across this post and thought it’s a hilarious example of how fembrained pooners are.

“A minor issue that’s sorta bothering me?! Time to write a 10.000 word essay about muh feels, just like any man!”






I mean goddamn, I’ve never even seen a regular woman act this teen girl in HS&Karen-like.

Another young pooner got a pocketknife! Just like a real lil’ guy doods!!


Her words about “get to be of service” makes me think she’d really enjoy being in the Hitler Youth or something.

Where the F do these chicks get their ideas of “boyhood”. Sure, my son was hella excited when I got him a little pocketknife. But he was like 7. And this chick is how old exactly?!

Also that line about “thinking up a poetry line” lol! Lil dood was probably laying cross legged on her pink bed sheets and journaling while doing it, just like Men are known to do!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Lawyer pooner is just a normal DOOOD.

She's a successful DOOOD.

This is here last known address.

Just a normal guy picking fights with high profile detransitioners.

Chloe Cole is 20 years old.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

There’s a trend on Instagram of basically propelling ftms who “pass” to stardom and saying things like “u turfs want him in the ladies room!????”
I’ve only noticed this with ftms, for some reason there’s cognitive dissonance that basically makes them seem incapable of doing wrong on that app

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It's funny because in the after shot she just looks like a super buff woman with stupid hair. That girl has hips.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I mean goddamn, I’ve never even seen a regular woman act this teen girl in HS&Karen-like.

(Medical staff speaks to one another using non-troon-approved terminology; also treats her with kid gloves regarding name and pronouns)
"I'M SCARED I'M GONNA DIE. Not from experimental procedures and cross-sex hormone injections but from TRANSPHOBIC MEDICAL NEGLECT"

Sure, my son was hella excited when I got him a little pocketknife. But he was like 7.

But did he feel "seen" lol

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is here last known address.

Good thing I wasn't drinking, this would have been a spit take.

Found on FB, a backwoods Aiden and her backwoods Alice and their two mildly deformed offspring: