📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Spangled Drongo]

Ally Beardsley from CollegeHumor, yet another victim of the lesbian to pooner pipeline:


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And here's how she sounds on testosterone. She identifies as NB rather than as male, but has had the standard pooner procedures of hormones + tit chop + choosing to look like a dorky teenage boy. Why do they all look the same? And how the hell do they convince themselves that all this body horror is in fact a good idea?

 

[scathefire]

And how the hell do they convince themselves that all this body horror is in fact a good idea?

It seems like the pooner community really fetishizes things like mastectomy scars, thus that person describing her double mastectomy as "sexy". I'm not really religious but the best word to describe it is unholy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It seems like the pooner community really fetishizes things like mastectomy scars, thus that person describing her double mastectomy as "sexy".

About the only masculine thing these fragile women do is show off the modern equivalent of Mensur scars. Same as the Germans, it's not just about the mastectomy: it's proof that you're upper-class and went to the right kind of school.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It's hilarious to worry you're wanking wrong, but also quite interesting because it illustrates the fact there is not really a female equivalent of autogynephilia.

While women are more likely to troon out because of genuine body issues than men (similarly to how many adopt anorexia or bulimia for similar reasons), autoandrophilia is actually a thing.

There are fujoshis who sink so much into their degeneracy that they try to turn themselves into their porn fantasies, just like pornsick men who watch too much lesbian porn and troon out as a result.

But no example is better than the pornographic comic book Genderqueer, where the author openly admits that it's a fucking fetish:



While women don't have the same tendency towards pornsickness and degeneracy that men do, it does no one any favors to assume that women aren't capable of being just as perverted and disgusting as men. Just because the female equivalent of autogynephilia isn't as prevalent doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

 

[Aunt Carol]

But no example is better than the pornographic comic book Genderqueer, where the author openly admits that it's a fucking fetish:

This is a chicken-and-the-egg problem, too. The goofball you cited spent the first part of her book explaining her undiagnosed autism late blooming and not wanting to be a woman because of the bonus social calculations that are involved, then she had her sexual awakening with the complete safety of reading yaoi and fanfiction. (In grad school.) She was watching two safely-other characters have emotions and sex, but since they were boys (with their characters written like women, by women, just with penises) and she was feeling the same feelings as them, well, she's a boy too.

Which is the same arc as being a male autismo who prefers the certainty of porn to figuring out how to interact with humans, then gets weirder and weirder porn and eventually into the sissy hypno/being the girl.

The only difference is that the male version skews more visual, the female version more written and narrative focused. If you're a parent, seeing fanfiction over the kid's shoulder is going to look less worrisome because it's literally pages of tl;dr, barring the occasional comic.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

What's the point of shoving a dildo down your pants if you don't want anyone to notice? Is it just for the private euphoria of being a Real Dood? She's not even wearing men's clothes, so it's not like she needs it to pass better or anything. The mind reels.

Yes, but her Dad is the pervert for noticing the thing she is doing performatively.

So my theory as to why pooners are so repulsive is that women are supposed to be patrolling this kind of degeneracy, not diving into it.

Yes. As I have said in the past, women used to protect their children from these sort of people. Now, they compete with each other to willingly sacrifice them.

for women to eagerly jump into this mass cesspool of fetishes and degeneracy they've brewed themselves via their socially contagious death cult? That's a whole new level of low for humanity.

Yes, yes, but the important thing to remember is that this is all men's fault. These women are eternal victims, no matter what they do.

Urinals and piss troughs are the most disgusting unhygienic invention ever. They just bounce back tiny particles of piss all over you they're fucking vile. The guy who invented them was probably a Frenchman

FTFY

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Trans "bros" having no idea what men are and finding them gross will never not be funny. Each bathroom discussion is a collective work of art. Again and again they forget the act.

Here is a classic, freshly dumped for you:

What are some annoying, gross or concerning things you've experienced in relation to cis men once you started passing?

My favourite highlights:

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"Can poop rubbing against your prostate, and pressure around your taint feel weirdly good?"

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"I have not heard a woman make an audible noise pooping ever. I’ve never more than had a tiny little grunt or deep breath and I have many GI issues."

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"bro the piss-covered bathroom floors. my dick isn’t even attached to my body and i’ve never peed on the floor."

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"For real, the amount of dudes being blatantly misogynistic while talking with total strangers is alarming, and the worst thing is how they can get defensive when you call them out."

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More "men are gross, gross, gross dirty creatures".

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Men "are freaking unhinged"

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"the need to be seen as a man". Yes, imagine that.

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"dudes will even turn on the faucet just to pretend they're washing their hands instead of actually washing them". (And you know this because you are peeping furiously to check, like bros do.)

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I love this whole rant because it particularly sounds like a lady in a western having a go at a gunslinger.

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These threads are like a symphony of light bulbs not lighting up over people's heads.

A summary of how Pooners would have you believe men's bathrooms are:

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[One Quick Post]

Ally Beardsley from CollegeHumor, yet another victim of the lesbian to pooner pipeline:

Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-doo
I've got a funny puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-dee
How can a guy not have a pee-pee?

Are you a man when you cut off your tits?
Tearing off arm flesh and making new bits?
How can a man be born with a twat?
What would your parents think, of, that?

 

[Syikeblade]

I don't understand why a lesbian thinks playing pretend will increase their dating pool, or a chance with a straight women when it's other gay women dating them in the first place.

 

[Marche]

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This reminds me that my tattoo artist doing my sleeve is moving to a different studio with about 1 and a half sessions left on it and there is two they/them women working there. I like chose the artist I did mostly because of his past work but also because his studio was one of the few in the city that did not have pronouns on the website...

Long gone are the days of greasy ex bikers doing them that's for sure.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This reminds me that my tattoo artist doing my sleeve is moving to a different studio with about 1 and a half sessions left on it and there is two they/them women working there. I like chose the artist I did mostly because of his past work but also because his studio was one of the few in the city that did not have pronouns on the website...

Long gone are the days of greasy ex bikers doing them that's for sure.

You just gotta know the right people. A lot of ex cons do tattoos, not many of them with pronouns in their bios, the guy that did my sleeve had a big fucking Sonnenrad on his neck and an AB badge poking out of the sleeve of his t shirt

it is an industry that seems to have been infested with Genderspecial types though, I'll give you that. Probably because of its connection to body piercing.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

and there is two they/them women working there

That's sounds like a sure way of getting Hepatitis C.

 

[Brute Male!]

Adding to theory why pooners are infesting tattoo parlors, IMHO it's due to it becoming "safe" way to be rebellious and unique. And maybe there's a lot of art hoe phenotypes that were vulnerable to pooning out during uni/college and choosing to become tattoo artists since it's related to body modification, which pooners are obsessed with.
Before rolling up those tattoo sleeves into rotdogs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's sounds like a sure way of getting Hepatitis C.

Yeah I stopped going to a sandwich shop because they hired a Pooner and I didn't like the idea of a Fujo handling my food, I sure as hell wouldn't want one giving me a tattoo.

 

[p0mm3rz]

Ally Beardsley from CollegeHumor, yet another victim of the lesbian to pooner pipeline:


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She looks like she made a wish on a falling star to become the 4th McElroy brother.

 

[The Noticer]

"For real, the amount of dudes being blatantly misogynistic while talking with total strangers is alarming, and the worst thing is how they can get defensive when you call them out."

Just wanted to point out the irony of women gossiping with other women about men, complaining that they gossip with other men about women.

Self awareness levels are critical.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I don't understand why a lesbian thinks playing pretend will increase their dating pool, or a chance with a straight women when it's other gay women dating them in the first place.

In spite of the "20% of the population is queer!" polls, over 95% of the population is straight. So gays and lesbians are incels by default.

Plus, there's this odd sort of arrogance that some gays/lesbians have that they obviously understand a man/woman's needs better than a woman/man ever could, so if they passed as the opposite sex, they would be rolling in penis/pussy. Then, they transition and are shocked to find out that, no, straight people genuinely like the opposite sex:

 

[Syikeblade]

In spite of the "20% of the population is queer!" polls, over 95% of the population is straight. So gays and lesbians are incels by default.
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Plus, there's this odd sort of arrogance that some gays/lesbians have that they obviously understand a man/woman's needs better than a woman/man ever could, so if they passed as the opposite sex, they would be rolling in penis/pussy. Then, they transition and are shocked to find out that, no, straight people genuinely like the opposite sex:
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I found this old reddit post about a butch lesbian wanting to attract straight women, who knows if she's a pooner now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/butchlesbians/comments/kh5cpn/why_do_i_want_to_attract_straight_women/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Procrastinhater]

In spite of the "20% of the population is queer!" polls, over 95% of the population is straight. So gays and lesbians are incels by default.
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Plus, there's this odd sort of arrogance that some gays/lesbians have that they obviously understand a man/woman's needs better than a woman/man ever could, so if they passed as the opposite sex, they would be rolling in penis/pussy. Then, they transition and are shocked to find out that, no, straight people genuinely like the opposite sex:
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Ok, Troon complaining about the woman in the picture, for a start, you're a fucking man.
Number 2 - functional men aren't porn sick deviants who only care about pussy. We tend to grow out of that fuck anything stage by the time we're 30. The woman in the picture is a fucking MILF she looks better in the 2020 pic tbh but, and this is one thing pornblasted Troons can't get, because all they have a pictures on a screen, its not all about looks. You need compatible personality for attraction to have staying power and Troons are whiney, miserable, fetish rotted shitbags whose only personality is a cringe fucking LARP as a pornified parody of what they think a women is.
Even if you were an actual woman, a Troons personality is fucking repellent.

TLDR: YWNBAW, YABEH, (You Are Barely Even Human) TTD.