📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Disc]

You know, there's a level of irony that making gross caricatures of yourself and playing them off for laughs is usually a near-exclusively male thing.

Making pooners is, somehow, one of the most masculine things FtMs do.

 

[Lindy64]

No this is a good find and perfect for this thread. You could say this is whats at the heart of the Pooner meme, strip away the wtf hilarity, and this is the darkness and self revulsion behind the comedy.
Show this to any psychologist as a patients self portrait I'm sure if they weren't forced to self censor because of ideology they'd have a lot to say.
Sadly greed and ideological fanaticism have society at a point where there is no help for people who have fallen victim to what an honest examination of the statistics over the past ten years shows is undeniably a social contagion, and one so virulent and self destructive it makes the pro-ana community look like a bunch of hippies making daisy flower chains in the sunlight.
Until and unless things get so bad that the ideologues are unable to force peoples heads into the sand anymore, the casualties of the "trans movement" will just keep piling up.
This shit is a cry for help from a broken person, in a society where the only "help" is to deny the real problem and just make things worse.

Doctors have turned their back on their duty to patients, they've become enablers. What's the way out of this? I wish I could promote activism for this kind of shit but I don't even know how

There's as many techniques as there are quacks doing surgeries, but the clitoris can be buried under the fake penis. Some surgeons claim to connect nerves to give sensation.

As for "working" - they bury one of these in it. The pooner then becomes erect by pumping a single ball in her fake scrotum. Very manly.

Dear God.. this is fucking disgusting, and this shit is seen as a legitimate medical practice? People walk around with these things on their bodies and see no problem with it? Honestly it's more gross than MTFs at this point, at least you aren't walking around with flesh appendages with plastic inside to emulate a dick. Might as well normalize lobotomies while you're at it... speaking of which.. I saw this tweet earlier.

 

[G19]

I should not have clicked this.

 

[DumbDude43]

Doctors have turned their back on their duty to patients, they've become enablers. What's the way out of this? I wish I could promote activism for this kind of shit but I don't even know how

activism is completely worthless unless you have massively powerful backers
otherwise the only thing you as an individual can really do to make any kind of impact is minecraft

 

[winlocker]

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Poonfriends:
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Alice Gigahon:
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Irl:
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The redraws are so fucking funny

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

weekly POON REVIEW with Jersh on MATI incoming

 

[Lunar Individual]

Utterly repulsive thread. This shouldn't be exposed to casual front-page users.

 

[KonradCruise]

How does a fake dick made of arm skin work? Does it go over the clit? Does the skin get hard?

it doesn't work at all, it should be illegal, it is medical butchery pure and simple, permanently flays your arm to a horrific twig and the blood sausage penis itself is literally that, a fake sausage of meat with no utility, hooked up to the urethra, it will be come frequently infected and can cause life threatening issues. Watch What Is A Woman to see the regret from a post op firsthand.

 

[Schizofriend]

Don't know if this is funny, disgusting or endearing, but it strangely enough slightly humanized FtMs to me.
I guess making good self-deprecating memes can actually help people accept you, instead of molesting kids, constantly power grabbing and censoring shit, and just generally being a huge pain in the ass like most MtFs seem to be.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Put more of the entry-tier poons where it's obvious what they are parodying, like these
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and less of the esoteric poons that are currently there.

Also give some background on the phenomenon of FtM trannies fetishising the skinny e-boy look, a lot of them being fujos fetishing their own bodies, etc.

Currently it's full of just the really weird art and not much background on what its actually making fun of


When a girl goes on testosterone her clitoris grows, and even hangs out a tiny bit - they basically take this growth and wrap some skin around it, and try and stretch it a bit. What you end up with is a <1inch blob looking thing.

You are confusing surgeries (metoidioplasty vs phalloplasty (and its various methods)). I recommend (if you dare) you to review the SRS and GRS horror stories thread. Fair warning: it will change you.

 

[Cornfed]

So...pooners are basicly nurglings with pink skin.
It's horrifying, but somehow less threatening than the male to female menace.

 

[LanceHaver]

You are confusing surgeries (metoidioplasty vs phalloplasty (and its various methods)). I recommend (if you dare) you to review the SRS and GRS horror stories thread. Fair warning: it will change you.

I just googled "phalloplasty".... what is this, like a lump of flesh? They can't get boners right? So they just have these lumps of flesh hanging there, is the clit always on the end?

I can't

 

[Glowie]

Josh must love pooners.

 

[MILPOOL__]

I just googled "phalloplasty".... what is this, like a lump of flesh? They can't get boners right? So they just have these lumps of flesh hanging there, is the clit always on the end?

I can't

I don't have the stomach to look through the SRS thread. But I recall many years ago when I first heard of FTM bottom surgery that they have this rod down the meat sausage and a hidden button under their skin near their groin. And when they want to feel sexy they push the button over and over to pump up the "shaft". And there is little to no sensation, just plain euphoria and boy wonder.

Not sure if the surgery changed over the years.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Following this thread early then watching the uninitiated react is a treat. Welcome

 

[gorororo]

The Kiwi Tarot Deck
Almost as soon as the poon version of the Demiurge was brought into the world by @Inside your walls, @Salvador Dali graced (or cursed, take your pick) the thread with the first pooner tarot card: the Devil. From there it spiraled, and now we have at least 1 version of all 22 of the Major Arcana and several from the Minor Arcana.
Duplicates & alternate versions are encouraged! For the minor Arcana, some potential symbols are:

We still have the Minor Arcana to nail down if we're doing it,
Wands/Phallos
Swords/T Shots (Dilators?)
Cups/Rats(?)
Disks(Pentacles,Coins)/Ear Gauges(?)

(@Null here's the fanart you encourage users to make)

Spoiler: Major: 0-5

Spoiler: Major: 6-10

Spoiler: major: 11-15

Spoiler: Major: 16-20

Spoiler: Major 21 & Misc Minor

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

things like nick bate and pamperchu are disgusting in an easy to hate way, you just want to kill them to make them go away
with these ftms that's not the case, they instead trigger a response of "why is this happening" feelings, and pity

The only reaction that comes close is when I see pictures of pajeets bathing their children in pools
of cowshit. The only response is “Why?”

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

As for "working" - they bury one of these in it. The pooner then becomes erect by pumping a single ball in her fake scrotum. Very manly.

All the other kids with the pumped up dicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up dicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up dicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up dicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet

And for body horror let's consider accidental "overpump" during "sex" - reminds me of the kids blowing up their nikes by pumping too much to air jordan or whatever the fuck we did back then

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Kiwi Tarot Deck

Seeing the Major Arcana all assembled in one place is really quite something.
If people are game I say we finish the deck and do the minor cards, we've already got some starters, the Ratty Ace of Cups is a treat.
I'm seriously going to look into getting this printed when its complete, I'd even go as far as to say an official Kiwi Pooner Tarot might be a good idea for a new merch run to raise money for the site.

for body horror let's consider accidental "overpump" during "sex" - reminds me of the kids blowing up their nikes by pumping too much to air jordan or whatever the fuck we did back then

Theres pics on the SRS thread of Pooners that have had their hard on simulators tear free of the rot dogs, as they are designed for males with erectile disfunction, they are supposed to be placed inside the internal structure of the penis, which is more complicated that just a rolled up tube of fat and skin and arteries, and has more structures to support the implant.
Pooners using them have repeatedly found that the hard plastic implants end up eroding and splitting out of the Rotdogs, leaving them with ghastly injuries, that they often don't notice until it is too late as the rotdogs themselves are just numb fleshrolls with no nerves.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dear God.. this is fucking disgusting, and this shit is seen as a legitimate medical practice? People walk around with these things on their bodies and see no problem with it? Honestly it's more gross than MTFs at this point, at least you aren't walking around with flesh appendages with plastic inside to emulate a dick. Might as well normalize lobotomies while you're at it... speaking of which.. I saw this tweet earlier.

I don't know. What's worse? Having to milk your piss out of a flesh tube and still have other struggles, or get fistulas and poop out of your crotch wound? I legit don't know what the worst fate is. It's like the worst game ever of "would you rather"