📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[AnOminous]

All of the non-pooner employees in the store wondered how she didn't notice.

All troons are completely impervious to social cues. And personal hygiene.

 

[Audit]

It's fascinating how they contemptuously filter out with any honest man, and proudly require a potential mate to be a manipulative liar.

It's quite considerate of them to take those off the market.

 

[Chandelier]

It's very much this, like sorta fishy and sometimes eggy/sulphuric in a bad way. I've been in Chinese markets that don't smell as bad. It's not even a smell males (or dysbiotic females) get, it's a distinctly pooner only smell. I don't know if it's like certain woman-prevalent bacteria that goes into overgrowth or what, but there's no forgetting it and I've smelled a lot of gross body odors in my time.

It's bacterial vaginosis combined with their vaginal lining drying up from testosterone. Normally, BV is an embarrassment and women seek treatment for it. Pooners have a self replicating problem as the testosterone will keep drying out their vagina while not understanding why it's happening.

 

[Julie Newmar]

It's bacterial vaginosis combined with their vaginal lining drying up from testosterone. Normally, BV is an embarrassment and women seek treatment for it. Pooners have a self replicating problem as the testosterone will keep drying out their vagina while not understanding why it's happening.

Plus a fair number of them let bisexual dudes from grindr nut inside it and fuck up the pH.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Yes, T seems to cause all sorts of problems for vaginal health, remember a TIF a long time ago saying she had to stop T because it was giving her chronic yeast infections (maybe other stuff like bv and uti can’t remember) and nothing would fix it but stopping T. Surprised there was ever a pooner that sensible.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

It's bacterial vaginosis combined with their vaginal lining drying up from testosterone. Normally, BV is an embarrassment and women seek treatment for it. Pooners have a self replicating problem as the testosterone will keep drying out their vagina while not understanding why it's happening.

I wonder if female body builders on gear deal with similar symptoms

 

[sunky]

I can't even scroll Instagram without a troon or a poon making whatever reel's being posted about themselves.

A lil dood in the wild unable to resist commenting about pooning out under a reel about "70/80s slasher camp counselor" fashion.

Spoiler: let's see what blackthorn.tree looks like

 

[sunky]

This that 16-year-old pooner in Florida who killed her mom and her boyfriend. All the tapes of the bodycam and interrogation have been released (sadly I can't find any news stories on the sentencing). I'm BEGGING someone to make a pooner version of her.
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Something like this?

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Reference: Florida Teen Confesses to Killing Mom and Her Boyfriend by Law&Crime Network (@LawAndCrime)
Not sure how to archive this page.

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In general, the majority of the comments regarding the poonacy are refreshingly negative, and all the tranny defenders I've seen there are shot down.



The hair made me laugh out loud.


@annenigma is some random fat woman who has drank the gender koolaid


@dirtyred246 has also drank the koolaid



@MargaretAliceRA has also drank the koolaid

 

[deermeat]

Sometimes I like to check the forcemasc hashtag due to it being a goldmine for weird and deranged pooner accounts, and this time is no exception.

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About my content​

I tag my forcemasc and nsfw posts as either (or both) #forcemasc or #nsft
Anything else is cycling.
If you are here only for cycling yapping you can filter out those tags.

Other infos​

Asks are always welcome
Force masc / cyclingization asks and suggestions are always welcome

My own tags:​

• forced cyclingization
• forced cyclingization asks
• forced cyclingization art

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To all of the "girls" out there being insecure of their tights and legs: the solution is to start cycling. It will slim down your tights.
Maybe you should also start taking testosterone to accelerate the process. It will increase your power on the bike and also redistribute the fat. You will end up with such beautiful toned legs.
Don't you want beautiful strong legs you can be proud of?

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Forcemasc is about feeling gender affirmed, of course, but it's also about people being incapable of seeing me as anything other than my gender. Not only do they see me as nonbinary/a man, but they are incapable of seeing me as a woman. I love the subversion of taking every "female" trait and turning it into something that only makes me more manly. Forcemasc is about eroticizing the queerness that broader society deems disgusting and unattractive. It's about reclaiming my bodily autonomy and my right to define my gender

I know you probably think this is a troll account but I promise you it isn't.
Upon scrolling through their profile, I found another Tumblr user who goes by Scramratz who commonly makes pooner-vent comics. She's been posted here before where she created a comic ranting about detransitioners.

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(She made this after she made the comic shitting on detransitioners, so she herself never even had surgery until over a year later)

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Oh yeah dood you totally pass

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God I hate how when posting screenshots from Tumblr it makes the entire post really long

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

I know that for many pooners, there is some sort of mystique surrounding male spaces and interests that are traditionally thought of as "male". Men actually have a lot more respect for people who are honest with themselves about what they are and aren't rather than trying to be something they are not. A woman who likes to "grill with the boys" will be taken a lot more seriously than a pooner who tries to do the same thing.

This is one of those things which still fascinates and annoys me about pooners. They don't have any genuine passion in hobbies and interests dominated by men. Even when they do have interest in it, they engage with it in the most womanly way possible (like never playing Call of Duty but shipping the characters together). They either blubber about not feeling manly enough while their main hobbies are crochet, doll collecting and yaoi, or they inhale industrial grade copium by declaring themselves True and Honest men despite being more girly and feminine than many other women. When they do find themselves hanging out in a group of men, they are always fretting about their male friends not being PC enough or get their feelings hurt when they get ribbed on. It really emphasizes how much they want to have their cake and eat it too, or how they don't want to actually be treated like real men while being seen as one. It pisses me off.

 

[sunky]

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Even the fucking simplified cartoon of herself looks female. If I saw this character with no background context I would 100% think it was supposed to be a fat, hairy, short woman.

Oh yeah dood you totally pass

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Holy fuck, she's tiny. Even while sitting down, the dude in the back looks way taller. Also lol the obvious female body type. Are we sure she passes as much as she claims to in her comics?
And "he/they" pronouns . Every single person I've seen on the internet who uses "he/they" has, without fail, been a woman. Scramratz included.

Inspired:

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[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

I swear, Tumblr pooners are made in a factory somewhere. Perfectly indistinct and replaceable right down to the schizo art about their breasts.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Sometimes I like to check the forcemasc hashtag due to it being a goldmine for weird and deranged pooner accounts, and this time is no exception.

Imagine someone getting so embroiled in their cyclist fetish that the only way they can get off is by biking headfirst into an oncoming car (they had the right of way)

 

[healing rain]

Spic pooner quirkily dances at Taco Bell while vaping and drinking 3,000 calories.
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This is fucking hilarious. She looks like an oddly curvaceous Mexican father making fun of the retarded TikTok dances he sees his kids doing in the living room. #transitiongoals o algo

Edit: bringing your drink into the bathroom is absolutely disgusting though, what the fuck

 

[GettrGriftr]

Lulz, totally heccin valid dood (from birth, of course), in righteous indignation and fury, burns all of "his" totally manly bras after having the same surgery that all men have to have—a double mastectomy.

 

[deermeat]

Lulz, totally heccin valid dood (from birth, of course), in righteous indignation and fury, burns all of "his" totally manly bras after having the same surgery that all men have to have—a double mastectomy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oFXcY_AD1P4

When your face is so feminine that upon pooning out, you look like a methhead from the trailer park when dressing in anything masculine.
Or maybe she does do meth, I don't know why her face looks sunken in like that as she doesn't look anorexic.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I can’t quote the post but re: the Scramratz comics (great find btw):

First off, a Vatos Locos tattoo?? Like from Blood In, Blood Out?? That’s fucking hilarious homes, what did you do to earn that placa esse? Michlo had to kill a guy.

I also just love the line (under the last spoiler): “I know logically there’s no wrong way to be a man, to be anything”. The idea that there’s no wrong way to be anything is such a psychotic post-modern take, you’re basically saying words don’t have meaning and categories don’t have requirements. Isn’t it funny how not having a dick, or being sensitive, doesn’t invalidate your manhood, yet you still have to take T for some reason? Hairy, “slightly flatter” breasts and a shitty tween stache do add to your manhood but nothing detracts from it?

Men who are sensitive and take pics of flowers, or who are short and lost their dicks in a war or a tranny surgery are still men because they were born men, and nothing can change that. Not only does this “anybody can be anything they identify as and requirements are bigotry” shit not make sense on its face, trannies themselves obviously don’t believe it because of the laundry list of things they do to try to become what they’re not. “Nothing disqualifies you, everyone is valid no matter how non-passing” is obviously just a cope when they fail to measure up.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Pooner-stank

Whatever we consume reacts with our personal chemistry and comes out of our pores. There's that dusty attic sort of vegan/vegetarian smell, a sweet diabetic smell, and definitely that acrid and vinegar-y morning-after-a-big-night-o-drinking alcoholic stank that's really foul and unmistakable. Vaginal deterioration and autistic reduced showering aside, flooding a female body with T and the systemic stress that causes has got to contribute to Eu de Pooner too.

Spoiler: Schmell powerlevel

I once met a ginger boy who smelled like slightly off tomato soup. All the time. Day or night. It was the damnest thing, and made me wonder if he had a terrible diet or just weird genetics.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Whatever we consume reacts with our personal chemistry and comes out of our pores. There's that dusty attic sort of vegan/vegetarian smell, a sweet diabetic smell, and definitely that acrid and vinegar-y morning-after-a-big-night-o-drinking alcoholic stank that's really foul and unmistakable. Vaginal deterioration and autistic reduced showering aside, flooding a female body with T and the systemic stress that causes has got to contribute to Eu de Pooner too.

Spoiler: Schmell powerlevel

I once met a ginger boy who smelled like slightly off tomato soup. All the time. Day or night. It was the damnest thing, and made me wonder if he had a terrible diet or just weird genetics.

Not to mention how bad people with anxiety smells, and that's probably every pooner.
Anxiety can make females smell absolutely horrific, and it's contagious so you feel uneasy yourself when you smell that specific odour.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Not to mention how bad people with anxiety smells, and that's probably every pooner.
Anxiety can make females smell absolutely horrific, and it's contagious so you feel uneasy yourself when you smell that specific odour.

I'd never considered this.

Do our pheromones change so markedly when we are stressed or worried? Or is it merely that those people stressed or worried might sweat more and neglect their personal hygiene?