📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Frofo Baggis]

I don't know how to feel about this Pooner.
In one sense, it's a Pooner so lol.
On the other hand it's a Pooner that joined a gang complete with being jumped in, 5 guys for a full 2 minutes.
Now someone retarded enough to join a gang is a fucking idiot, but I grudgingly respect someone tough enough to take a beat down off of five guys for two minutes. Especially a woman.
So yeah.
On the one hand, Pooner criminal.
On the other, this is one tough bitch.
I never understood the term "grudging respect" until now. Not for being in a gang because bangers are fucking low iQ retards, but at least this Pooner isn't crying on reddit about people clocking her.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ft4XP9U1fg0
You got there Li'l Pooner, I'm not giving you my wallet though.

There are a quite a few butch lesbians like this which is basically what she actually is. Whenever I envision "pooner", I think of those yaoi addicted straight girls who don't remotely pass as anything other than a girl.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lmao! Just another

Dang, lil pooner DID get there!

I’ll give my begrudging respect too if…

1: No pooner frog voice. I HATE those… And:

2: No rotdog bullshit. Getting cosmetic surgery is the most fembrained thing imaginable. If a man lost his dick somehow (perish the thought!) the real manly way to cope is to just shrug and piss sitting down.

Pooners are the most feminine of creatures, so it’s no wonder that they don’t understand this.

Seriously, getting jumped in is no joke. They don't use brass knuckles or weapons but they wouldn't have held back on her, they don't want people who can't fight or who quit or scare watching their backs, she'd have got the same two minutes anyone else got, (shit they might have gone harder on her to test her if they knew she was a chick), and two minutes is a long time to stay (or keep getting back) on your feet against five dudes, and if she'd quit she'd have failed.
She's definitely got theoretical balls.

There are a quite a few butch lesbians like this which is basically what she actually is. Whenever I envision "pooner", I think of those yaoi addicted straight girls who don't remotely pass as anything other than a girl.

I've worked with butch dykes like her that are just like "one of the guys" they don't demand special treatment or want to be coddled and they laugh at you if you tried, women who will match you shot for shot and be able to help you fix your truck if the engine is playing up, but still don't think they're men or (more importantly) think they're anything "less then" because they aren't, which apart from the obvios yaoi porn addiction, seems to be a big part of Pooner psychology.
If this Dood hadn't said she was trying to "transition" I'd have just thought she was a butch dyke with a PCOS beard she didn't care to do anything about. She seems pretty cool.
She'd probably try to rob you if she caught you at the ATM and you weren't carrying though.

 

[TexasRanger]

Liking yaoi was never considered a problem until the early tumblr SJW crowd decided that it constituted women fetishising poor, oppressed gay men while ignoring that a) yaoi never claimed to be depicting actual gay relationships (and I'd wager most women wouldn't find the stereotypical gay male sexuality romantic), and b) even if that were true, who cares. You're not hurting RL gays by writing bad yaoi fics.

Tumblr girlies did see this as a problem though and quickly found a workaround by claiming they're actually gay men and thus can indulge in their slop without having to feel guilty.

Reminds me of this one Anime con in Dallas a billion years ago I went to with my cousin. I met some...artists drawing yaoi and Ask them if they actually knew any RL gays. One told me that no and that gays "are gross". That left me quite confused.

So this is just some type of fetisch fantasy?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I never understood the term "grudging respect" until now. Not for being in a gang because bangers are fucking low iQ retards, but at least this Pooner isn't crying on reddit about people clocking her.

This is the best 'transition' I've seen so far, even if "the butchest dyke" is probably indeed a better descriptor. She doesn't have the frog voice either, she talks like a relatively normal male (gangbanger). I respect it, she is living what she claims to be. She'll probably have no problem getting a girlfriend either.

 

[TexasRanger]

Posted this in the Tranny Sideshow thread but it's actually way more relevant here.

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That's a Harry Potter themed short,right?

Also-this looks so over the top I might be fake

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the best 'transition' I've seen so far, even if "the butchest dyke" is probably indeed a better descriptor. She doesn't have the frog voice either, she talks like a relatively normal male (gangbanger). I respect it, she is living what she claims to be. She'll probably have no problem getting a girlfriend either.

100%
I can't see this Dood crying about how her manager at Starbucks made her work an extra shift, or locking herself in the bathroom at a house party because she got "misgendered" by Frat bros. Shit she'd probably slap them upside the head and take their sneakers, she'd be the one at the party selling all the weed and the pills lol.
Seems like its an Hispanic gang she's in and they're serious about the macho shit so she knew what she was getting into and knew what she'd have to be and she went for it. I think the banging is fucking dumb but this Li'l Dood has definitely got cojones.

 

[Potato Burrito]

She'll probably have no problem getting a girlfriend either.

I'm an oldfag (literally a fag) and can confirm that bulldykes like this pull mad pussy. 8/9 chicks, too. Super fem ladies, sometimes bi but sometimes straight as the day is long who are just sick of men. Bulldykes are the best of both worlds if you're cool with getting strapped, they're perfect gentlemen that open car doors and enjoy treating their lady but also OK with talking feelings behind closed doors where their boys won't see them being bitches. I bet this strapping lass makes a game out of stealing pussy from her boys, and wins most of the time too.

Knew tons of chicks like this back in the day before troons made all the real lesbians go into hiding. Butches with huge honking tits made more convincing "men" than any pooner because they actually adopted male roles, worked construction or some other man job, protected and provided for their lady. Some did take T and roids to get that look. But they knew what the fuck they were. You could call her she/her all you want but step to her lady and a 5'5" ladyman is gonna fight you.

The modern pooner is an absolute joke. They're not even fucking gay. The OG "FTM"s are laughing at rotdogs and pooner memes right along with us.

I miss those crazy old broads.

 

[KateHikes14]

Seriously, getting jumped in is no joke. They don't use brass knuckles or weapons but they wouldn't have held back on her, they don't want people who can't fight or who quit or scare watching their backs, she'd have got the same two minutes anyone else got, (shit they might have gone harder on her to test her if they knew she was a chick), and two minutes is a long time to stay (or keep getting back) on your feet against five dudes, and if she'd quit she'd have failed.
She's definitely got theoretical balls.

I don't get where your conception of gangs all issuing a standardized, weighed, and measured 5 units of beatdown comes from, but it makes me have doubts you understand the core concepts at play here.

I've worked with butch dykes like her that are just like "one of the guys" they don't demand special treatment or want to be coddled and they laugh at you if you tried, women who will match you shot for shot and be able to help you fix your truck if the engine is playing up, but still don't think they're men or (more importantly) think they're anything "less then" because they aren't, which apart from the obvios yaoi porn addiction, seems to be a big part of Pooner psychology.
If this Dood hadn't said she was trying to "transition" I'd have just thought she was a butch dyke with a PCOS beard she didn't care to do anything about. She seems pretty cool.
She'd probably try to rob you if she caught you at the ATM and you weren't carrying though.

How do you type that shit, read it, and click the enter button without realizing it's basically an equally cringe wordswap post about how feminine Blair white's penis is, or how real Black people hate niggers.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

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Which one of you is this?

my guess is that deergirl poster

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Reminds me of this one Anime con in Dallas a billion years ago I went to with my cousin. I met some...artists drawing yaoi and Ask them if they actually knew any RL gays. One told me that no and that gays "are gross". That left me quite confused.

So this is just some type of fetisch fantasy?

Correct. Slash/yaoi is hyperfeminine and has little resemblance to actual gay relationships. The old-school fujos often had some self-awareness about this, but now that identity politics has taken over fandom, not a single slash fangirl would ever admit to that.

 

[cybertoaster]

On the other hand it's a Pooner that joined a gang complete with being jumped in, 5 guys for a full 2 minutes.

Jumped in or blowed in? remember the pooner who went to a cabin with 7 totally gay guys who ran a train on her? and she thought it was gay male bonding...

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Which one of you is this?

Terfies saying pooners are just poor widdle victims of raep BTFO.

But it's also very satisfying and hilarious to see them drowning in their own misogyny.

There's no misogyny they still believe in the male privilege conspiracy theory, act like women and complain about said privilege saying now its other men not seeing them as men.

Much like many trannies are actual misogynists many pooners are unironic misandrists who think they can better men than real men are.

So this is just some type of fetisch fantasy?

Yes, always.

One told me that no and that gays "are gross".

Same as coomers like lesbians in porn and anime, not the real lesbians that mostly look like dudes.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't get where your conception of gangs all issuing a standardized, weighed, and measured 5 units of beatdown comes from, but it makes me have doubts you understand the core concepts at play here.

How do you type that shit, read it, and click the enter button without realizing it's basically an equally cringe wordswap post about how feminine Blair white's penis is, or how real Black people hate niggers.

Fucking lol.
Tell me all about your experience with bangers Brewster?
What are these core concepts?

Actually maybe don't I don't wanna derail the thread.
Seriously though, I was never in any street gangs. I know guys who spent a lot of time locked up, a lot of ex cons in my work, but I never quizzed them about it, didn't want to be pushy, just saw the ink and heard their stories. All cases gonna be different, so if you got any interesting stories my dms open I don't want to throw the thread. Genuinely.

As for the dyke thing, go fuck yourself lol. I'm just going off people I've known personally. Pull the stick out.

 

[PandaChai]

Some asshole on tumblr posted this to my dashboard so now you all have to see it too.

At first, not too bad. Tattoos are a bit naff, and "his" nipples seem a bit high, but then

Spoiler: NSFW

Of course they have a xitter to go with the onlyfans

 

[Fapcop]

LOLOLOLOL!!! What in the fuck?!?

Somehow she looks more like a man than your average pooner, but this shit is straight up bizarre! Like two Barbie dolls that were cut in half and glued together.

And once you know, you can’t help but notice the tiny hands, the little head and the hips.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Some asshole on tumblr posted this to my dashboard so now you all you have to see it too.
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At first, not too bad. Tattoos are a bit naff, and "his" nipples seem a bit high, but then

Spoiler: NSFW

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Of course they have a xitter to go with the onlyfans

NGL, that is one of the most dedicated pooners I've ever seen. And she's probably sensible enough not to get a rotdog. I wonder what she sounds like. Buck Angel passes in some photographs, but once she speaks, the illusion breaks.

 

[PandaChai]

NGL, that is one of the most dedicated pooners I've ever seen. And she's probably sensible enough not to get a rotdog. I wonder what she sounds like. Buck Angel passes in some photographs, but once she speaks, the illusion breaks.

From instagram, looks like she only speaks Spanish

Full video here, I cut it down from ~8 minutes

 

[Fapcop]

EXTENDOS NEW OUTFIT!





So remember how we were talking about these broads going full baby brained on their rotdogs?

Yeah… This pooner even got “him” a cute lil’ outfit.

Very masc lil’ dood! Very masc!

Shit, even when it comes to underwear these “doods” can’t help but go 100% fembrained. I’ve yet to see any man sperg as much about their boxers or showing them off like pooners.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Someone suggested I repost this here. It's a transition timeline pic for a pooner with a thread currently in Prospering Grounds, Victoria "Victor" Markhoff:

 

[Peaches Demure]

Someone suggested I repost this here. It's a transition timeline pic for a pooner with a thread currently in Prospering Grounds, Victoria "Victor" Markhoff:

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She looks like deathfat cow Corissa Enneking/Fatgirlflow in that last picture to the right.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Some asshole on tumblr posted this to my dashboard so now you all have to see it too.
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At first, not too bad. Tattoos are a bit naff, and "his" nipples seem a bit high, but then

Spoiler: NSFW

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Of course they have a xitter to go with the onlyfans

Close but not quite, Aiden. The too high nipples create the illusion that the belly button is higher on the torso than it actually is.
>opens spoiler
What the fuck? What's wrong with her thighs?