"The pilot" speculation thread - What's it gonna be?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
You can tell something is a big success when everybody who had been hyping it up doesn't even mention it a month later
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It's amazing watching Ralph senselessly hypes things up which always fall into the abyss of never being mentioned again every single time. I understand why he'll hype things up like that. Ralph likes the wrassle wrassle. He's a heel and everything is a work. Unfortunately, Ralph always manages to turn the work, and every work, into a shoot because the wrassle wrassle is a cope for him being a performative retard. I'm convinced he buys into his own unsubstantiated hype every single time and gets butthurt when reality hits.

FFS, the man was postulating da pilot would make him eligible to join the Screen Actors Guild, along with the entire thing being some life altering opportunity that'd help get his life back on track. Keep in mind Ralph wasn't confident any of it was real until he was physically in Memphis, lol. He swore off da Sektur and everything. Although that was too late as King Mersh already dethroned him so it all came off as Ralph being a butthurt baby because King Mersh won their retarded Internet spat effortlessly. Now what? Everything in his life is the same, da pilot is now a distant memory, and now there's nothing on the horizon other than this totally real project Ralph is now working on and his book which is also totally real.
 
HackerX said:
the man was postulating da pilot would make him eligible to join the Screen Actors Guild, along with the entire thing being some life altering opportunity that'd help get his life back on track
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lol he was gonna be a BIG STAR (in his dreams,) And the big HOMECOMING trip to Memphis, he was gonna be reunited with rich Uncle Ralph and that was gonna be lifechanging as well. Unfortunately Uncle Ralph told him he was a bum loser and needed to do something with his life and pay back all his student loans, and also kicked him out of the mansion with no Thanksgiving or Christmas invitations, and no ticket to live in the USA either.
HackerX said:
Now what? Everything in his life is the same, da pilot is now a distant memory, and now there's nothing on the horizon other than this totally real project Ralph is now working on
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That ‘project’ is his new bestie colonel kurtz’s series ‘Becoming Candace Owens,’ a multi part series delving into Candace’s history and how she got to where she is today. She announced it two weeks ago and mentioned she was ‘talking to someone who knew Candace back in the day before she got famous,’ I assume that will be the extent of Ralph’s involvement is this ‘project’ (she doesn’t mention him by name in the intro.)

Then there’s the collab he was doing with (again) his new bestie colonel kurtz. I guess he’s trying to branch out to the celeb gossip (Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni, Depp/Heard and Marilyn Manson for some reason) and ‘pop culture’ arena where colonel kurtz resides. What she hopes to gain from this collab is anyone’s guess (I doubt his 20 or so loyal viewers have any interest in celeb gossip or pop culture) as is why any woman would want anything to do with this bottom-feeding creature.

Anyway, the collab has fizzled out after three episodes, the last one being 25 days ago, where ralph made it all about himself. Another failed venture for the ralphagirl.
 
So it goes without saying that the pilot is dead, the question is when will Ralph spill the beans?

I’m almost positive we’re getting an ol’ pillstream in January, after the first sob session I am sure he will start spilling his guts if someone super chats him.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
So it goes without saying that the pilot is dead, the question is when will Ralph spill the beans?

I’m almost positive we’re getting an ol’ pillstream in January, after the first sob session I am sure he will start spilling his guts if someone super chats him.
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It's just in its later season so the plot is kinda stale , I'm sure after this writer's block something will happen
 
AndyGuntski said:
here for the pilot update
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It was a huge success and pushed Ralph into unimaginable fame and success with multiple seasons, Hollywood and Netflix are in talks over how many millions they want to give Ralph. He’s showing up on late night shows to do interviews.

And then Ralph woke up from his dream and saw he was still in his Mexican shack
 
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