"The pilot" speculation thread - What's it gonna be?

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I can't WAIT to see how tiny and non-Euclidian little gnome ralphy looks next to human beings.
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I'll save everyone the trouble and tell you how this saga ends.

The pilot is some half-brained "edgy" political debate or sketch show. It will be awful. Nobody will see it.

However, because you can basically put anything on IMDB, it will have a page and Ralph may have credits. No chance the producers are WGA/SAG signatories so the credits won't actually mean anything but to Ralph they will because he'll be able to reference the IMDB page, which he will do often and with little provocation.

When confronted about the pilot being a colossal failure, he will fall back on "well what shows have you written for?" And claim supreme victory.
 
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The elderly toddler has the same short pants on now, this time paired with those white crocs he treated himself to on his unfortunate Florida trip ($29.98!) And white socks.
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Sure to impress anyone he meets.
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He looks like a Nigerian faggot’s idealized version of a Cuban at a Vegas pool party. Hope he wears this several days in a row.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Can’t wait for a very serious debate and you have this stinky smelly elderly toddler shuffle on where he just gets infuriated and starts screaming the n word repeatedly.
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"Elderly toddler" is unironically the perfect way to describe Ralph. Both in demeanor, and stature. Benjamin Button doesn't have shit on the ragepig, the world's oldest 39-year-old and simultaneously the world's youngest 89-year-old. Also whatever the pilot is, it will suck or be gay, or both.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I hope it's some alt right sketch show because it will be the worst shit ever recorded
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screenshot is from a Kick chat, I'd assume Loulz' stream. Somebody mentioned that Rumble are the ones funding it, but that's pure speculation.

Several times on Loulz' Kick stream (including around 7:05:00), Baked says they've signed NDAs and are not allowed to discuss anything about it, telling Loulz to be careful of Ralph letting something slip. Baked seems to think that if it's successful, it could be a full time gig (LMAO). Earlier in the stream Ralph called Loulz and spent several minutes talking about the show. He can be heard briefly early in the call, maybe somebody can boost the audio.

He also steps back from the camera several times when he first arrives, talking to both Baked and Loulz, and they're still audible albeit barely. Downloaded both streams already, I don't know anything about boosting audio but I'll see about looking into it tomorrow.
 
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screenshot is from a Kick chat, I'd assume Loulz' stream. Somebody mentioned that Rumble are the ones funding it, but that's pure speculation.

Several times on Loulz' Kick stream (including around 7:05:00), Baked says they've signed NDAs and are not allowed to discuss anything about it, telling Loulz to be careful of Ralph letting something slip. Baked seems to think that if it's successful, it could be a full time gig (LMAO). Earlier in the stream Ralph called Loulz and spent several minutes talking about the show. He can be heard briefly early in the call, maybe somebody can boost the audio.

He also steps back from the camera several times when he first arrives, talking to both Baked and Loulz, and they're still audible albeit barely. Downloaded both streams already, I don't know anything about boosting audio but I'll see about looking into it tomorrow.
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"Right-Wing SNL" written by 3 talentless retards who are only funny when they embarrass themselves. This is piggys big hope of improving his abysmal existence, lmao. Looking forward to the day when reality sets in.
He thinks he's got a full time gig now, that's why he neglected streaming in recent weeks. In his delusional piggy brain he's already spending money he'll never have on renting a nice apartment in the USA.
Sorry piggy, you will sit in silence for 9.5 hours watching shitty clips to scrape together a pauper's wage in your humid concrete box till the day you melt into the wooden chair.
 
This was on Loulz's stream on Rumble last night.

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Ralph flashed five one-hundred-dollar bills shortly after arriving (trotter and slit eyes gratuity shot 'for the culture').

He claims this was for 'the pilot' and that he was actually paid six hundo. Baked was eager to confirm.

Most of us with work experience would recognize this as per diem, largely compensation for travel, expense, and the time away from your home base. It might be a little extra cash if you are frugal and if it was in addition to your regular hourly/salary pay but this is not the case as Ralph would've eagerly mentioned it. This is effectively his big payout for taking two weeks off from streaming.

I'm no tax magician but $600 is also conveniently near the cutoff point for not having to bother with stuff like 1099s, which typically applies to per diem. This could suggest they're done with paying them.

Because in part of their oversharing, it seems reasonable to believe they've been milked, extracted, and likely discarded for the near legal minimum.
 
Braphamut said:
This was on Loulz's stream on Rumble last night.

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Ralph flashed five one-hundred-dollar bills shortly after arriving (trotter and slit eyes gratuity shot 'for the culture').

He claims this was for 'the pilot' and that he was actually paid six hundo. Baked was eager to confirm.

Most of us with work experience would recognize this as per diem, largely compensation for travel, expense, and the time away from your home base. It might be a little extra cash if you are frugal and if it was in addition to your regular hourly/salary pay but this is not the case as Ralph would've eagerly mentioned it. This is effectively his big payout for taking two weeks off from streaming.

I'm no tax magician but $600 is also conveniently near the cutoff point for not having to bother with stuff like 1099s, which typically applies to per diem. This could suggest they're done with paying them.

Because in part of their oversharing, it seems reasonable to believe they've been milked, extracted, and likely discarded for the near legal minimum.
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Wow, $500 might buy four cartons of name brand cigarettes and another knockoff designer polo shirt. Very impressed.
 
FiveStarAce said:
If it's right wing SNL i'll donate 50 bucks to Joosh for every time Black dick is the punchline
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Comedy, especially sketch comedy, is super hard to write so I can't imagine what these 4 numbskulls with 0 experience can come up with. My guess is there really aren't going to be any punchlines because you have to actually set them up to deliver them. The sketches will be "libs gay"
 
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