"The pilot" speculation thread - What's it gonna be?

[FiveStarAce]

My money is on a prank. There is no way that any person who knows Ralph would want to work with him.

Either that or some asshole stole my comic!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I would love for it to be a werk, but I think in all likelihood it’s a pilot for some Z-list show like Fishtank, or maybe something Public Access.

Bigger question is who would be deluded enough to think that Ralph is a good fit for anything?

 

[alan thicke]

It’s either a ween or some actual retarded television producer is about to have the worst day of his life when he meets Ralph in person.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hope it's some alt right sketch show because it will be the worst shit ever recorded

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

An enthusiastic but inept and incredibly shitty attempt to mimic the Adam Friedland show.

 

[sufferhorse]

ok so he is in memphis. with baked alaska? this is some astroturfed bullshit. are they really trying to come up with a show about right wing grifters?

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I think it's this. Word War Debate.

https://x.com/WordWarDebate/status/1988361419218153507

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-biyLD852/

https://wordwardebate.com/

Get your VIP tickets to watch retards yell at each other like it's 2018!

 

[Major Child]

Hoping anything worthwhile comes out of this is foolish, but I'd like it to be a BUM FIGHTS reboot.

 

[Crab Battle]

I think it's this. Word War Debate.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-biyLD852/

efde.mp4

https://wordwardebate.com/

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Oh god I think you're right

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I think it's this. Word War Debate.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-biyLD852/

efde.mp4

https://wordwardebate.com/

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Does Ralph even still own long pants and a button shirt? How is he going to be made presentable for any debate?

 

[Pale Empress]

I think it's this. Word War Debate.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-biyLD852/

efde.mp4

https://wordwardebate.com/

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The only problem is that this is meant to be a live event taking place in New Jersey at the beginning of next year

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I think it's this. Word War Debate.

https://x.com/WordWarDebate/status/1988361419218153507

Word War Debate on X OfficialTEN Presents Word War Debate WW1 be.mp4

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-biyLD852/

efde.mp4

https://wordwardebate.com/

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It's not like Ralph can actually debate anything, he just hollers like a retard. Whatever it is, it will either be excessively boring, or just Ralph stuttering for two hours while sucking up to the host

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is he going to Nashville or Memphis for this? Nashville is the new hub for all kinds of right wing media grifters. Some shitty right wing flavored fish tank.

But wouldn’t it be great if they could get all the gamergate retard failures under one roof?
Sadly it will never happen.

Warski hasn’t mentioned going to Memphis, Dick hates Ralph and CRP is dead so no Tonkasaw reunion.

Maybe Ali Jamal’s dad greenlight a streaming project to get Jr out of the house.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

If baked is there my money is on some retarded IP2 ripoff bullshit that may or may not involve an RV. It gets Ralph a home in the country his daddeh gave heeeeemmn

 

[Pale Empress]

Is he going to Nashville or Memphis for this? Nashville is the new hub for all kinds of right wing media grifters. Some shitty right wing flavored fish tank.

He posted a video on Xitter showing he's at a bar called Posty's in Nashville; which is also corroborated by the Baked Alaska picture.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hope he gets matched up against a recording of David Foster Wallace in round 1.

 

[Blipli]

TLC 6 part miniseries called "My Gunted Life"

 

[Beavis]

The YOBA RV is back bish!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Does Ralph even still own long pants and a button shirt? How is he going to be made presentable for any debate?

Can’t wait for a very serious debate and you have this stinky smelly elderly toddler shuffle on where he just gets infuriated and starts screaming the n word repeatedly.



DEW YEW UNDASTAND BISH

 

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Can’t wait for a very serious debate and you have this stinky smelly elderly toddler shuffle on where he just gets infuriated and starts screaming the n word repeatedly.

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DEW YEW UNDASTAND BISH

The elderly toddler has the same short pants on now, this time paired with those white crocs he treated himself to on his unfortunate Florida trip ($29.98!) And white socks.

Sure to impress anyone he meets.