The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

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I think it could be a cryptic reference to Lincoln being assassinated at a theater.

And, so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's Theater that night, John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun, and-

[bell rings]

Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone.
 
And, so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's Theater that night, John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun, and-

[bell rings]

Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone.
Was President Lincoln okay?

Go home Ralph.


Ralph was so much better as an ordinary slow child then how he got Flanderized into a total retard.
 
Was President Lincoln okay?

Go home Ralph.


Ralph was so much better as an ordinary slow child then how he got Flanderized into a total retard.
Something like the Valentine's episode where Ralph burns his valentine card won't ever happen again.

 
A Bart Simpson fake ID, made by someone who seems to have never seen the show.

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Every time I hear current day Marge talk, it sounds like Kavner is in extreme pain just delivering her lines...

I feel really bad even just listening to somebody who is clearly in so much pain, being forced to continuously play a part that is obviously physically harming her, in a show that has been dead for decades now, and most people don't give a shit about anymore.

Even if current day Simpsons wasn't trash, I would still feel bad. But I guess she's making good money for keeping up the role, right? One would at least hope.
 
Every time I hear current day Marge talk, it sounds like Kavner is in extreme pain just delivering her lines...

I feel really bad even just listening to somebody who is clearly in so much pain, being forced to continuously play a part that is obviously physically harming her, in a show that has been dead for decades now, and most people don't give a shit about anymore.

Even if current day Simpsons wasn't trash, I would still feel bad. But I guess she's making good money for keeping up the role, right? One would at least hope.
It's obvious she's doing it for the money.

She went from 1 pack of cigarettes to 5 within 30+ seasons.
 
Homer: There's a question that's crossed out.
Clerk: Well, due to a recent presidential order we're not allowed to ask that particular question.
Homer: Oh, I think I can make it out. "Are you a homosex-"
Clerk: Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that. I could go to jail.
Homer: But I'm not a homosex-
Clerk: LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... I am not listening!
Homer: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay
 
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