The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[MCLOS Horthy]

King of the Hill makes a lot of sense if you think of Peggy as the antagonist.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Why get angry at that pajeet Hari Kondabolu when we can set his soul ablaze with a mambo?

Wounds won't last long
But an insulting song
Hari will always carry with him

So I'll settle my score
On the salsa floor
With this vengeful Latin rhythm!

Hari!
Con El corazon de perro!
Senor Hari!
El Diablo con dinero!

It may not surprise you
But all of us despise you
Please die and fry
In Hell, you rotten
Dumb, autistic fag!

Adios Viejo!

 

[Ruin]

"Maybe you all are homosexuals too!"

"Well well well, a big musclebound nerd." "What's your name nerd?"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Well well well, a big musclebound nerd." "What's your name nerd?"

"Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?"

 

[Ruin]

"Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?"

Hello dean, you're a big stupid head!

 

[BrunoMattei]

Hello dean, you're a big stupid head!

Homer is that you?

 

[Travoltron]

I still don't get why she's referred to as the show's Brian or Lisa. Did Mike Judge identify with her?

It seemed like she changed a lot. She started out as this uptight, prudish southern woman. And then she gradually just morphed into Kathy Najimi's real life raging bitch personality.

 

[deeman]

Und here is my Woody Allen impression: "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

Spot on! i had to doublecheck underneath the sofa... what if Woody hid there? Would you throw your prebubescent daughter under there to gain time or sacrifice yourself?

Jewish Predator - soon in 3d cinemas (sound of a spinning dreidl, then a zimmermanian BWAAAAPH.) May 2021.

 

[Zaryiu]

Blame that whiny faggot Hari Kondabolu.

Spoiler

That's what you get when you mix soy and Pajeet
As for who still watch the show? People like my dad who are unfortunately old enough their memory aren't as good as they used to so they forget they said they wouldn't watch it anymore

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hello dean, you're a big stupid head!

"I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt."

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm sorry boys. I've never had to expel anyone, but that pig had some powerful friends.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Lighten up, Bitterman! That youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!"

 

[Jason Wynn]

We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours!

...then I was slain by an elf.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Wallet inspector here!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours!

"My computer has 512 shades of red!"

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

To honor Kirk Douglas' passing, let us remember his role as Chester Lampwick.

 

[Brit Crust]

A day late, but eh.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Let's reflect back to when The Simpsons predicted the Cornoavirus in China. <3

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

You know, I went back and started watching some of the older episodes of The Simpsons after having not watched any episodes of it at all for a couple of years now. God, the difference is night and day.
Way back The Simpsons used to make me laugh so fucking hard it would actually hurt. Take this classic Simpsons moment for instance.

Upon rewatching this episode and getting to this scene I laughed so hard I physically could not breathe for almost a solid minute. It hit the funny bone just fucking right, a tendency The Simpsons had quite regularly back in the old days.
Now? They'd be lucky to get a solid laugh out of me in an entire season, let alone damn near kill me from laughter.

I miss the past.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

"My eyes, the goggles do nothing" is right up there with the "Biggus Dickus" monologue in Life of Brian in terms of "comedy moments I wish I could forget so I could see them for the first time again".