The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[Jacques Strap]

Get out here son! There's a-doin's a transpirin'!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

I WORE AN ONION ON MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.

 

[Trilby]

I WORE AN ONION ON MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.

And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter!" you'd say.

 

[Syaoran Li]

And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter!" you'd say.

We'll all be rich! As rich as Nazis!

 

[Pina Colada]

I’M SO DRUNK, I CAN BARELY SEE

 

[I Love Beef]

"Beer goggles! See the world through the eyes of a drunk!"

*puts on glasses"

"WHOW!"

"You're charming the pants offa me."

"What did you say, Aunt Selma...?"

"I said take off those damn glasses!"

 

[Quijibo69]

"Beer goggles! See the world through the eyes of a drunk!"

*puts on glasses"

"WHOW!"

"You're charming the pants offa me."

"What did you say, Aunt Selma...?"

"I said take off those damn glasses!"

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!

 

[Syaoran Li]

Wait, I can call my Ma from up here. HEY MA! GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Preacher (marrying Cletus and Brandine) - I now pronounce you...wait a minute. Are you two brother and sister?

Brandine - We's all kinds of things!

 

[Ruin]

Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!

Hi super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Hi super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[Jub-Jub]

"Gentleman behind that door is the next Mayor of Springfield"

Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

vote sideshow Bob for mayor

 

[CWCissey]

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

vote sideshow Bob for mayor

And Quimby's favourite motto is "Corrptus in Extremis".

 

[Ruin]

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Hey I am no longer illiterate!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Quimby. If you were running for Mayor, he'd vote for you!

 

[Syaoran Li]

Quimby. If you were running for Mayor, he'd vote for you!

Even though this debate is being broadcast on...ugh, FOX, I don't want to hear any hooting or catcalls.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I'm just going to post the whole Quimby election ad as its one of my favorite bits.

"It's not the Mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!" always forces a laugh out of me. I've seen so many ineffectual municipal election ads that remind me of this.