The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[Jason Wynn]

And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, pure West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

 

[Vault Boy]

Stan lee's still here?

Stan Lee never left.

"I'm starting to think his mind's no longer in mint condition."

 

[A Grey Cat]

And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, pure West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Don't worry superman! Your secret's safe with me!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique, pure West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

*grabs kids and backs away*

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is it batman?

No a scientist

Batmans a scientist

It's not Batman!

 

[Tootsie Bear]

 

[Chad Holdenford]

He can't be the Hulk! I am the Hulk! RRRAAAGH! RAAAAAWRRRR! *tears shirt*

...Oh please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet riddled body was found?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

shh!

GRACIE
FILMS

♩ ♫ ♩​

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

shh!

GRACIE
FILMS

♩ ♫ ♩​

*shriek*
*organ music*

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Somebody get LS Mark.

At this point it would take almost 10 days to watch every episode - and that's going nonstop.

If you watched them all as a full time 9-5 job on weekdays, it would take around a month and a half.

(and it's likely only the first third or so of the time would be enjoyable)

 

[A Grey Cat]

shh!

GRACIE
FILMS

♩ ♫ ♩​

"You're cut too shushy!"

 

[Creep3r]

So one of the Simpsons writers gave out Chuck's full name.

Charles Tamzarian

Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.Chuck upon meeting Homer Simpson Charles Tamzarian, known informally as Chuck, is the former owner of Sneed's Feed and Seed, a convenience store close to the Farm where Homer grew up. Al Sneed purchased the store from Chuck...

simpsons.fandom.com

This is the same last name Skinner had in Principle and the Pauper.

Which just raises further questions.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I posted this somewhere else but it's very true.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Don Hertzfeldt warns us about this, you guys. We could've let the show die, but nope... it's all about the merchandise.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Don Hertzfeldt warns us about this, you guys. We could've let the show die, but nope... it's all about the merchandise.
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WHAT MERCHANDISE?

 

[A Grey Cat]

this...cookie...is...property...of...homer...simpson

DO...NOT...TOUCH!

 

[CWCissey]

So...how bad was it?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So one of the Simpsons writers gave out Chuck's full name.

Charles Tamzarian

Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.Chuck upon meeting Homer Simpson Charles Tamzarian, known informally as Chuck, is the former owner of Sneed's Feed and Seed, a convenience store close to the Farm where Homer grew up. Al Sneed purchased the store from Chuck...

simpsons.fandom.com

This is the same last name Skinner had in Principle and the Pauper.
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Which just raises further questions.

That legitimately makes me curious.

What if Skinner's vanishing and going MIA is what drove Chuck to sell his store. Imagine Years of depression and alcoholism putting Chuck into enough debt that he had to Sell his store.

 

[A Grey Cat]

"Now who want to sleep with the fishes?"

*GASP*

"Cause I brought this finding Nemo bedspread."

"OH"


"Milhouse can i borrow your 3 ring binder?"

"Garfield? or Love is?"

"I prefer the cat, he hates Mondays! We can all relate!"

Homer: precious Venus!

*reaches for the gummy di milo on Ashley's pants which looks like he's groping her*

Homer: Gargles and slobbers' like a lummox

Ashley: AHHHH!

Homer: Thank you! Eats gummy that was stuck to a girl's ass.