The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[ToroidalBoat]

How very odd.....

Kids today could be like "what's an answering machine?"...

You call that a knife? This is a knife! Oh dear~! *tips over*

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

 

[Creep3r]

In America... First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

 

[TowinKarz]

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

 

[ditto]

In America... First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second... and I'd do it again.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Notice how all of these quotes are from seasons 1-9 and nothing from the other 20+ seasons that exist.

 

[Creep3r]

Notice how all of these quotes are from seasons 1-9 and nothing from the other 20+ seasons that exist.

Only post-season 8 quote that I know of is "Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots... They ruined Scotland!" And that's only because it's been edited so much.

 

[TowinKarz]

"What'd you say? I'll have you know that me mother only smells because she works all day up to her armpits in manure! But, *sniffs* it's still the best damn Starbucks in Glasgow!"

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Skinner: Willy, go into the vent and get him.

Willy: WHAT?! Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in that wee vent, you croquet-playing mint muncher!

Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you... you guff-speaking work-slacker!

Willy: Ooh, good comeback.

 

[TowinKarz]

"A Krusty Burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing, what kind of stew do you have?"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[after Bart is revived "through technology" he shows off a yoyo]

"What's normal to him amazes us!"

 

[TowinKarz]

"Awww. not a quarter! He'll be dancin' for hours!"

 

[John Titor]

Notice how all of these quotes are from seasons 1-9 and nothing from the other 20+ seasons that exist.

"Oh no! An anti-escape orb!"
*pop*
"Huh, that was easy."
"What made you think a big balloon was going to stop him?"
"Shut up! That's why!"

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I will never be able to be able to separate my first time having sex from the Simpsons and this troubles me. That movie will haunt my memories until my dying day.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I will never be able to be able to separate my first time having sex from the Simpsons and this troubles me. That movie will haunt my memories until my dying day.

Why?

 

[vertexwindi]

"A Krusty Burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing, what kind of stew do you have?"

My taxes paid for that horn!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Notice how all of these quotes are from seasons 1-9 and nothing from the other 20+ seasons that exist.

From Lisa the treehugger a y2k episode.


Wiggum: "nice job with the bean bag bazooka boys"

Lou: "you gotta love what you do chief".

 

[ditto]

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life" is from season 19

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Notice how all of these quotes are from seasons 1-9 and nothing from the other 20+ seasons that exist.

exactly

(the new episodes really don't have any memorable lines)

 

[CWCissey]

Can I betray the country I pledge allegiance to every day?
You pledge allegiance to the flag.
And the flag is made in China!

 

[TowinKarz]

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream?