The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

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Frink: Now, working with former Carter Administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement for various reasons which we won't go into here, ng-hey, we have planned this defense for the city. (he flicks a switch, and the model starts moving) As the comet hurtles towards the city, our rocket will intercept it and blow it to smithereens.

[The model rocket hits the comet as it approaches. The comet explodes and Moe's catches fire.]

Moe: Oh dear God, no!
 
Frink: Now, working with former Carter Administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement for various reasons which we won't go into here, ng-hey, we have planned this defense for the city. (he flicks a switch, and the model starts moving) As the comet hurtles towards the city, our rocket will intercept it and blow it to smithereens.

[The model rocket hits the comet as it approaches. The comet explodes and Moe's catches fire.]

Moe: Oh dear God, no!

"No no I felt that you foolish person! You forgot to carry the one, now you'll incure the compound interest and the wrath and the truncheons, oy glavin!"
 
Krusty is a serious scumbag. Honestly I actually got the impression that kids only watch his show for Itchy & Scratchy anyways.
Except they're on the Gabbo show now.

That Worker & Parasite cartoon is funner than the last 20 seasons of the Simpsons.

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Last thing I remember Bob doing is becoming a genetic scientist and giving himself loads of different animal traits, like gills and stuff.

It was dumb.
It got worse: Bob briefly appears in "Clown in the Dumps" (season 26, 2014), where offered his condolences to Krusty after the death of his father, Rabbi Krustofsky. He also made a brief appearance on "Blazed and Confused" (season 26, 2014), where he meets Mr. Lassen, Bart's former teacher, who was now reduced to working in prison as a guard after Bart's actions got him fired. Despite Lassen's offer to get him out, Bob rejects the idea that they team up as Lassen thought that they would take turns gutting Bart. In Treehouse of Horror XXVI segment "Wanted: Dead, then Alive", Bob successfully kills Bart, but finds his life so meaningless in Bart's absence that he creates a machine to bring Bart back to life so that he can keep killing his enemy over and over, until the other Simpsons rescue Bart and Bart uses the resurrection machine to turn Bob into a twisted amalgamation of creatures. Bob has made a brief appearance in "Gal of Constant Sorrow", grunting in annoyance as he wipes off Bart's graffiti from Hettie Mae Boggs' promo poster on the wall along with Snake Jailbird and other inmates. Bob appeared in the 29th season in Gone Boy when he tries to track down the whereabouts of Bart Simpson. Sideshow Bob appears in the 31st season in Bobby: It's Cold Outside in where he plays Santa Claus at a theme park.
 
It got worse: Bob briefly appears in "Clown in the Dumps" (season 26, 2014), where offered his condolences to Krusty after the death of his father, Rabbi Krustofsky. He also made a brief appearance on "Blazed and Confused" (season 26, 2014), where he meets Mr. Lassen, Bart's former teacher, who was now reduced to working in prison as a guard after Bart's actions got him fired. Despite Lassen's offer to get him out, Bob rejects the idea that they team up as Lassen thought that they would take turns gutting Bart. In Treehouse of Horror XXVI segment "Wanted: Dead, then Alive", Bob successfully kills Bart, but finds his life so meaningless in Bart's absence that he creates a machine to bring Bart back to life so that he can keep killing his enemy over and over, until the other Simpsons rescue Bart and Bart uses the resurrection machine to turn Bob into a twisted amalgamation of creatures. Bob has made a brief appearance in "Gal of Constant Sorrow", grunting in annoyance as he wipes off Bart's graffiti from Hettie Mae Boggs' promo poster on the wall along with Snake Jailbird and other inmates. Bob appeared in the 29th season in Gone Boy when he tries to track down the whereabouts of Bart Simpson. Sideshow Bob appears in the 31st season in Bobby: It's Cold Outside in where he plays Santa Claus at a theme park.
Reading the plot synopses for some of those episodes was painful.
 
"29th season" said it all.....


There's a reason some of our most beloved shows ended even when popular demand was so high they could have easily just made another 5 seasons of shit and had it happily lapped up anyway.....

In TV - You go out on top, or you live long enough to see yourself become a bad show.
 
"29th season" said it all.....


There's a reason some of our most beloved shows ended even when popular demand was so high they could have easily just made another 5 seasons of shit and had it happily lapped up anyway.....

In TV - You go out on top, or you live long enough to see yourself become a bad show.
The older I get, the more I appreciate Jerry Seinfeld ending his show when he did and refused the multi-million dollar deal to keep going.

One of more sobering details I remember in that Zombie Simpsons article was that even the most popular shows don't make it past 8 or 9 years. The Cosby Show, Seinfeld, hell even Full House made it to 8. People debate on when it was The Simpsons lost its magic, but the fact that it outlasted all those shows and continues to go down the shitter only speaks to why it should have followed those other shows' example.
 
The older I get, the more I appreciate Jerry Seinfeld ending his show when he did and refused the multi-million dollar deal to keep going.

That was the exact show I had in mind too...... for all the same reasons.

To me, the shelf life of any show is about 7-8 seasons.

1 to find it's footing
5 to be good
2-3 slowly but surely declining ones to kill it off.

The smart people bail before that last step.
 
To me, the shelf life of any show is about 7-8 seasons.

1 to find it's footing
5 to be good
2-3 slowly but surely declining ones to kill it off.

The smart people bail before that last step.
Amen, boy... Amen...

How time and greed can change people.
RIP
Season 1 - Season 7
 
"29th season" said it all.....
Since I'm kind of out of the loop with pop culture -- I still think of the movie and the older zombie episodes as "recent" -- it's amazing to me just how much Zombie Simpsons there has been.

So many crappy episodes...
 
RIP Seasons 1-7

Generally, niggas who say that say the show dropped off after that episode.
Season 7 was a goldmine (with the exception of Summer of 4 Ft. 2 which is okay I guess) and 22 Short Films About Springfield would've been the perfect way to end the series had it been the season finale. As for Marge Be Not Proud, it was a wonderful episode and Marge finding out that Bart had bought her a gift near the end was heartwarming, probably one of my favorite moments in the series. But I'll stop now before I get called a sentimental faggot.
 
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Since I'm kind of out of the loop with pop culture -- I still think of the movie and the older zombie episodes as "recent" -- it's amazing to me just how much Zombie Simpsons there has been.

So many crappy episodes...

I stopped watching in 2001, whatever season that was and have only heard through the popculture grapevine the depths to which it's fallen to try and regain that status it had.

My fondest memories were of the episodes wayyyy back in the day on live TV with horrific-at-times art and the possibility it'd be preempted by football, they were just that good that you'd risk it over any other option. It really says something that 20 years of new episodes have come out and I couldn't tell you a single thing about any of them.
 
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