The *Not* "Deadpool" thread - All theories are made up, in Minecraft, of course.

[McKimsReRolledRoof]

So... The *NOT* Deadpool. Pick your cause of permanent sleep (in Minecraft) for the Gunt-Lord and those in his SEKTUR.

Mine is Ralph performing a self-inflicted GSW to the roof of the mouth. I want a modernized Budd Dwyer-esque memorial photo.

 

[rel=alternate]

I'll hedge my bet and go with overdose.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Eaten by the wild dogs of Mexico

 

[daddydeath42069]

I'll hedge my bet and go with overdose.

Beat me to it.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Killed by mahogany sun gods

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Crossing the center line at 80mph wiping out an innocent Mexican family in the process

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Heart attack

 

[Butwhythough2]

Killed by cartel

 

[Mango Cobra]

I'll hedge my bet and go with overdose.

Definitely the safest option, for certain.

However I'm going to put my kiwicoin down on Ralph being beaten to death in the streets of mexico.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I am betting on something a little more spectacular.
Hmmm. How about esophageal varices, that rupture while he is a hollerin' into his microphone, while his chat doesn't even notice that he is spouting geysers of blood out of his mouth.

Longshot, I know, but one can always hope.

 

[Blasterman]

Whacked to death in Portugal

 

[Estate]

Old age at 69.
Piggy is eternal and the corn will never wither.
All you haters suck my balls dipped in Makers Mark!!!

 

[Dell Conagher]

Suck starting a double barrel shotgun

 

[Oxous]

Killed by trigger happy Mexican police in a swatting.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Stabbed by a current or former fan

 

[Beautiful Havoc]

Will either fall into an eternal slumber from the alcohol mixed with xanax or in a car accident from the way he’s driving in Mexico

 

[Polska krowa]

Maybe a (heavily intoxicated) fall

 

[AIKA]

Gets run over by a coked out sicario.

 

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After a dozen or so consecutive streams where Ralph fails to break double digit donos, Ralph tries to bait his audience again with another fakeout retirement stream. When that stream also fails to rake in the desired amount of money, Ralph realizes that it really is the end. He invites Pantsu and Rozy on the stream under the guise of flexing his family to Harry and Josh, then proceeds to stab both of them to death with a kitchen knife. Ralph then turns the knife on himself and proclaims he's going to commit suicide, but pussies out.

The neighbors hear the death screams of Ralph's wife and child and call the police. While streaming in a pool of his family's blood, Ralph hears the sirens outside, hops into his truck, and engages in a high-speed car chase with the cops. After crashing his vehicle, Ralph is then taken into custody by the Mexican policia.

While in a Mexican prison, Ralph is unable to acquire the funds needed to buy drugs and maintain his fix. Because of the lack of health services, Ralph also doesn't receive the proper detox treatment to manage his withdrawal symptoms. Thus, Ralph slowly dies while suffering from seizures and hallucinations during his incarceration.

Meanwhile, PPP delivers a Kino Casino exclusive: footage of Ethan Ralph getting arrested, obtained while he and Warski were taking a trip to Mexico for some IRL streaming. The stream is an unmitigated success. But unbeknownst to Ashton, the demon has passed on to its new host.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

Heart attack or poisoned by Meigh

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