The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
The socially maladjusted autistic weirdos who hate sports could never understand what its like to suit up and go to battle with your boys.

If you're one of these spiteful nerds lurking this thread and dont understand I would recommend you read "Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight" by Clifford Geertz, then maybe you can understand a little bit what its like to have friends and fun.

Did you know in Frisco, Texas the high schools are talking about getting rid of football and other sports because they're so infested with Jeets that they're aren't the numbers to support the teams? Absolutely disgusts me. Their culture is completely devoid of any kind of team spirit and camaraderie and they only focus on individual achievement at the cost of everything else which is why India is such a gigantic hellhole and theyre bringing the same mentality here.
 
Did you know in Frisco, Texas the high schools are talking about getting rid of football and other sports because they're so infested with Jeets that they're aren't the numbers to support the teams?
They're getting rid of High School Football in Texas because theres too many jeets...

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Did you know in Frisco, Texas the high schools are talking about getting rid of football and other sports because they're so infested with Jeets that they're aren't the numbers to support the teams? Absolutely disgusts me. Their culture is completely devoid of any kind of team spirit and camaraderie and they only focus on individual achievement at the cost of everything else which is why India is such a gigantic hellhole and theyre bringing the same mentality here.
I'm trying to imagine jeet football. It sounds hilarious. Players throwing teammates into blocks for them, a complete dearth of linemen, the QBs would all be squabbling brahmin whose parents had the most izzat at the school. Imagine the arguments over referees flagging a play. Bench clearing would be routine (I'm convinced that's why they latched onto cricket so hard, there's a mechanism in the sport for group outrage, it's punished quite harshly in non-Indian cricket but obviously less so in their leagues). Jeez, imagine the Belichick-ian levels of spying and cheating that would go on as standard procedure.
 
Did you know in Frisco, Texas the high schools are talking about getting rid of football and other sports because they're so infested with Jeets that they're aren't the numbers to support the teams? Absolutely disgusts me. Their culture is completely devoid of any kind of team spirit and camaraderie and they only focus on individual achievement at the cost of everything else which is why India is such a gigantic hellhole and theyre bringing the same mentality here.
So what you are saying is they might make in the NBA (Not my opinion but I have heard the argument it is far more about personal achievements and there have been at least one Pajeet in one of those front offices)
 
I'm trying to imagine jeet football. It sounds hilarious. Players throwing teammates into blocks for them, a complete dearth of linemen, the QBs would all be squabbling brahmin whose parents had the most izzat at the school. Imagine the arguments over referees flagging a play. Bench clearing would be routine (I'm convinced that's why they latched onto cricket so hard, there's a mechanism in the sport for group outrage, it's punished quite harshly in non-Indian cricket but obviously less so in their leagues). Jeez, imagine the Belichick-ian levels of spying and cheating that would go on as standard procedure.
I'm imagining them all playing in sandals with cleats attached to them.
 
Shedeur carrying that team to the 1st pick!
And then there's this. Does anyone believe this?:

Shedeur earns $17.7M in NFLPA licensing income, shattering Brady's record​

Cleveland Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders earned a record $17.7 million in group licensing income last season, according to the NFLPA's annual report obtained by Front Office Sports' Daniel Kaplan.

Sanders shattered the previous record, nearly doubling Tom Brady's $9.5 million in group licensing income during the 2021-2022 season.

For comparison, Minnesota Vikings' J.J. McCarthy led all players during the 2024-25 campaign, taking home $4 million.


The bulk of player royalties through the NFLPA comes from group licensing deals, which compensate players for jersey sales, trading cards, video games, and other collectibles.

Once considered a potential first-round pick in the 2025 draft, Sanders instead slid to the fifth round before the Browns selected him. Initially buried on the quarterback depth chart behind Joe Flacco and fellow rookie Dillon Gabriel, Sanders waited until Week 11 to make his regular-season debut. He recorded his first career NFL start the following week against the Las Vegas Raiders.

Sanders led the Browns to a 3-4 record in seven starts, finishing his first NFL campaign passing for 1,400 yards, seven touchdowns, 10 interceptions, and a 56.6% completion rate.

Despite a modest start to his pro career, Sanders quickly emerged as one of the more popular figures in the NFL after becoming a fan favorite during his collegiate career at Colorado.

Sanders, the son of Hall of Fame cornerback Deion Sanders, will enter his second season in a battle with Deshaun Watson for the Browns' starting QB role under new head coach Todd Monken.
 
Russell Wilson has retired, moving on to CBS Sports.
It was time. What a polarizing QB. What a tale of two career halves.

Criminally underappreciated by the media, including by awards voters, in the first 2/3rds of his career. You'll never hear me question how legendary the Legion of Boom was, and how a lot of garden-variety QBs could Trent Dilfer their way to success having those guys harassing the opposing offense and Marshawn Lynch at his back, but Russ wasn't a garden-variety QB, even as a rookie. Dude stole the Malik Willis of his era's first starting contract in training camp. Brees might've suggested, in some ways, that short guys can hack it as starting QBs, but Russ provided the archetype for GMs to start scouting (besides "hope they develop HOF-level processing ability to laser balls between their linemen). Baker Mayfield, Kyler Murray, those guys don't go #1 overall if Russell Wilson wasn't lighting the league up by being a stout barrel of a dude destroying defenses with backyard football antics. Watching this dude slip under edge rushers and tackles twice his size to escape the pocket before chucking it 50 yards downfield to Baldwin or Lockett was a thing of beauty. He still throws a gorgeous moon ball, that didn't fall off when the rest of him did. There was a stretch, particularly from 2017 to 2020, where Russell Wilson was the only one keeping the Seahawks even remotely relevant while Pete Carroll and John Schneider were off doing peyote or whatever drug was behind the 2017 draft in particular. He'd have an MVP in 2019 if Lamar Jackson hadn't become an above-average passer and the media weren't obsessed with the new shiny object. He was the most valuable player to his team, in every sense of the word.

In Seattle he was a legend, but outside of that? Just a punchline. So he marries a famous singer, goes all Hollywood, gets on social media. He was still cringe af, he was always cringe af, that's just in his blood, but there was a volume to the cringe now, and an ego behind it. He started demanding more control over the team. Got his choice of OC hired, then fired. Got his choice again and picked a football terrorist because he farted in the same elevator as Sean McVay once, and Stafford's career took off on a new team. Maybe, he thinks, that's the thing he needs. A new team, where he's welcomed as a franchise savior. Where people in the building don't remember him as that overenthusiastic, kinda preachy 3rd round draft pick. But he gets his shot, gets his chosen offense installed to make him the centerpiece. He can't hack it. He gets flustered easily, defenses know his tells by now, and he's slower. Aaron Donald gets in the way of a throw and Russ breaks his finger on the guy's helmet. When he's out, Pete reverts his playcalling and Geno's actually looking pretty ok. The team's still a mess, this is the worst defense in the league in 2021, but something had changed. Until Russ came back. And that gave his front office everything they needed to know.

So he goes to Denver, nets his team a haul (I'm sure his ego loved that), gets a massive new contract, and it fucking blows up in his face, in spectacular fashion. You all know the highlights. Fans in Denver having to count down the play clock for him because he can't get a snap off in time. WRs throwing tantrums on the field because he missed them wide open for a potential game-winning TD, again. His teammates giving him the side eye on the bench. Getting mocked by a fucking cartoon starfish on Nickelodeon after throwing an interception to his old teammate, Bobby Wagner. On Christmas. His coach gets fired. The Broncos bring in Sean Payton, and he is having none of Russ' shit.

I'll give Payton this, he's the only reason Russ got any contracts after the Denver one. Dude showed that if you tightly managed him as a QB, he can still be pretty good. Even a pro bowl QB (as an alternate, which he'll never pass up). But Russ hated it, and did not like Payton. And it was mutual, so he gets cut, which I'm sure was humiliating. The highs are there, infrequently. But his average is a bottom 1/4 starting QB. Defenses don't play the way they used to anymore. They took away his backyard football fun by posting 2 high safeties on most drops. The Moon Ball means nothing if nobody gets open, and he can't scramble long enough to get one off anymore as it is. We got one good game out of him in 2025. Man, did he ever torch the shit out of the Cowboys defense (and it is not a coincidence that his one good game came against the worst defense in the league). He followed it up by throwing balls at nobody but the goalpost crossbar. Pretty sure he threw a 4th down throw into the tunnel, and shortly thereafter followed it out. For good, it seems.

I never subscribed to the "played himself out of the Hall of Fame" narrative that's been surrounding discussions of Russell Wilson lately. His resume was extremely fringe at the time he left the Seahawks. Too many good QBs in the 2010's. And he was criminally underrated. But if it was fringe then, it's definitely not happening now. He will, for the medium term at least, be mostly remembered for his hubris. For Mr. Unlimited. For telling Broncos Country it was time to ride, even when he could barely trot. For that photo of Melvin Gordon staring increduously at him on the bench.

It'll be interesting to see what he winds up doing. Old teammates often joked that Russ came off like he was always running for president, but there's enough memes about the latter half of his career that, if he had that ambition, it's probably dead now. I'll be curious how Seattle fans welcome him in the future. He's for-sure the greatest QB the Seahawks have ever had. I think 2022 was enough of a salve that nobody in the fandom really holds the two-faced way in which he pushed himself out of town against him anymore. Pete's gone, I don't know what his relationship with Schneider is like. If Richard Sherman can come back and be welcomed, I don't really see a reason why Russ couldn't, if he wants to.

Thanks for the memories. I don't think I've ever seen a QB humiliate Nick Bosa the way he did.
 
In what universe can a coach who hasn't even made a Super Bowl be a greater choke artist than the man who has lost three Super Bowls via choking, two of them holding multi-score leads in the 3rd quarter? The tree's even partially named after him, at this point.
The apprentice has bested the master. LeFleur has choked thrice against Shanahan in the playoffs, once in the NFCCG in 2019, once in the divisional round in the 21 season, and once in the 2023 divisional.

LeFleur is such a notorious terrorist choke artist Aaron Rodgers couldn’t drag him to the Super Bowl in back to back MVP seasons. LeFleur libel is absolutely necessary until he retires in shame and stops fucking up my team.

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Of all the reasons to be pissed off at your teammates, this has to be the gayest reason to request a trade. You were hurt your teammate was fuckin the same masseuse and cried because your QB didn't side with you? But look at the bright side AJ. Vrabel might hit you up next time he wants to fuck Russini


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You think Deshaun pulled a Ray J and hat sex with the masseuse first?
 
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