The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
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I love that the set has a glowing neon "WE ACCEPT EBT" sign in the store window. Because of course it does, I'm sure everyone on the stage except Bad Bunny gets it.
 
They have so much Puerto Rican pride that there are more of them in NYC than on the island because their territory is so shitty they flee to the mainland the first chance they get.
 
The halftime show is a good ICE recruitment ad, after watching it you will want to deport even more hispanics before they come to your neighborhood with horrible music and twerking.
 
While we're talking about Hispancis does anybody know why they molest so much? I swear every Latina girl I've ever known got touched by her uncle. What's the deal?
Hispanic blood is spicy like their chiles ese. Also I dunno maybe because they spent so long under Muzzie oppression. Or because of the Aztec genes
 
T minus approximately 5 minutes until someone posts the first rule 34 of the Svedka robots
 
While we're talking about Hispancis does anybody know why they molest so much? I swear every Latina girl I've ever known got touched by her uncle. What's the deal?

Machismo culture. Ask any bouncer in a high Hispanic population area. A ton of the work is dealing with them getting mad that women tell them to fuck off because they're super aggressive and freak out when told to fuck off.
 
Honestly, Jay-Z had done an ok job curating the halftime shows. But this is just not doing it for me. At least I could enjoy Usher, Rhianna, and Kendrick.
Someone earlier ITT was shitting on Kendrick Lamar for "just rapping about another rapper the whole time" but at least you can actually understand what he's saying 90% of the time.

Also I dislike Drake and think "Not Like Us" is hilarious.
 
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