The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

Its also really funny that Vick does more for animal rights and dogs, than PETA does. I used to live in Norfolk, VA where PETA HQ is.

They get caught dumping animal carcases all the time.

That's because PETA is made up of nutcases who think pet ownership is exploitation and that death is a preferable fate for a domesticated animal that falls under their custody than finding it a loving home slavery

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

Dolphins defense getting their asses chewed on the sidelines. Pretty sure that's no a good way to win your team back against one of the best in the league.

 

[SteinserGate]

Honestly, Dolphins' CTE Tua-scramble backyard offense is pretty entertaining when it works.

 

[HackerX]

Honestly, Dolphins' CTE Tua-scramble backyard offense is pretty entertaining when it works.

I appreciate how he artfully makes bootleg look like he's in full-blown panic every single time.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Uh oh Bill’s sissies, Tua is transferring his cumulative concussion damage to Josh Allen! McDaniel’s looks like he’s treading the line between “oh god I can salvage this!” and getting canned in two games.

Posing with your dog in a Vick jersey is a wild choice

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He’s half-Korean. He views dogs as a source of meat.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Game is tied. If the 0-2 Dolphins beat the Bills in a Thursday night shit-off I will laugh my ass off.

Also was in a bar last week and a guy saw my Vikings hat and was like "Thanks McCarthy, I lost 1000 bucks on that game cuz I bet the Bears to win."

Motherfucker, who the fuck bets a grand on the first game of the season...on the BEARS?!

Sports betting addicts are fucked.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Tua has a noodle arm to go with his scrambled eggs brain.

Yet, Miami is only down a tuddie. Literally just woke up from a nap ten minutes ago and have no idea what is going on.

 

[SteinserGate]

I appreciate how he artfully makes bootleg look like he's in full-blown panic every single time.

I would be doing the same thing if I was 1-2 concussions away from turning into Antonio Brown.
You can tell that every single scramble, he is running for his actual life. Every sack he takes, he might lose a good memory of his friends and family.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I would be doing the same thing if I was 1-2 concussions away from turning into Antonio Brown.
You can tell that every single scramble, he is running for his actual life. Every sack he takes, he might lose a good memory of his friends and family.

Well... This got dark fast

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Literally just woke up from a nap ten minutes ago and have no idea what is going on.

I got home from work, wasn't really bothered about missing this and was like "okay let's see how bad Miami's getting blown out..."

Damn, should've actually watched this one.

 

[HackerX]

Tua throws a devastating pick. What are the odds that McDaniel murders him in a fit of rage tonight? He looks strung out and like he hasn't slept since Sunday.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

TUA TURNDABALLOVA STRIKES AGAIN!!!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>stadium singing the cuck song

Do Americans really?

 

[JustStopDude]

That's because PETA is made up of nutcases who think pet ownership is exploitation and that death is a preferable fate for a domesticated animal that falls under their custody than finding it a loving home slavery

I really don't think it was necessary to explain that.

 

[Zaryiu2]

>stadium singing the cuck song

Do Americans really?

I'm not from the USA but i would think no,if it's in Miami then it's a display of Florida, if it's Buffalo then it's probably because there's nothing to do there (note, I am writing that about Buffalo based on not much info about so take it with a grain of salt or two)

 

[SteinserGate]

Will McDaniels be the first HC to overdose on cocaine and die?
I firmly believe that the playbook is the top 100 plays he saw in his dreams while blacking out on 4 drugs at a Miami club.

 

[Trombonista]

3-0 and 9 straight home wins against the Dolphins. Life is good.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Will McDaniels be the first HC to overdose on cocaine and die?

Miami is probably the best NFL city for overdosing on cocaine and dying. Maybe the NFL can expand to New Mexico and he can get hooked on some crystal meth

I firmly believe that the playbook is the top 100 plays he saw in his dreams while blacking out on 4 drugs at a Miami club.

McDaniels is an absolute madman when it comes to play design. He works well as an offensive coordinator under a strict head coach who will get players to get the timing down right but also slap some sense into Mike whenever he starts designing a play that involves his receivers to perform a stunt he saw at Cirque du Soleil 8 yards past the line of scrimmage

 

[HackerX]

Will McDaniels be the first HC to overdose on cocaine and die?
I firmly believe that the playbook is the top 100 plays he saw in his dreams while blacking out on 4 drugs at a Miami club.

I don't think he's doing coke at the club. He's doing it while making the playbook. He gets so manic he starts believing his QB is capable of executing the maniacal shit he conures up, and that his WRs can also follow through.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Dolphins put up a good fight tonight. i think they'll have better days ahead.