The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This kills the gate sales which might literally be the only thing that matters to Jimmy while he tries to get the people of Cleveland to foot the bill in replacing First Energy Stadium.
I can't express how bad the timing of this very, very necessary tank is for this team.
Sure he deserves it but lmao

Oh yeah its not good timing. Cleveland essentially has to tank next year and in 2026 hit the ground running with a playoff win at minimum. Otherwise you might as well just move the franchise again

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Is Mahomes just the greased up deaf guy, or why can't anyone sack this fuck? There's been like 4 missed sacks so far

 

[Drama Fan]

FAT MAN INTERCEPTION

 

[Squanto Airi]

FAT MAN INTERCEPTION
fat man.mp4

FAT MAN HAS WHEELS!

 

[Sam Losco]

Game is a little close. Time for penalties against the Saints and closed ref eyes for penalties against the Chiefs.

 

[Ensok]

Game is a little close. Time for penalties against the Saints and closed ref eyes for penalties against the Chiefs.

They haven't won a game yet by more than one score, let's see if they can change that and become legitimate winners.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Remember when after week 2, the Saints looked like world beaters?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Welp I think that settles it. All you need to do to win games is get a Chud kicker.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

FAT MAN INTERCEPTION
fat man.mp4

I was very conflicted watching this. I love a big guy with the ball, but not like this.

Welp I think that settles it. All you need to do to win games is get a Chud kicker.

Highest scoring Chief last year. Probably this year too if the sub-30% red zone efficiency keeps up

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Welp, the Jets have fired Salah. Their DC, Jeff Ulbrich, will be their Interim Head Coach.

Hey Eagles, you guys know you can do something similar with your own Head Coach, right?

 

[BikeLock]

This list is so wrong that I have to assume its ragebait, for the creators sake:
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Mahomes and Prescott should be lower, Mayfield should be higher, putting Cousins a single point above Williams is comical, etc etc.

I looked Dan Pizzuta up online and found his Twitter with a bunch of obviously bot followers, his tweets get literally 1-2 likes lol. He's a couch surfer who doesn't know shit about Football and has no place trying to make himself a sports journalist authority.

Look, I like Stafford and all, but number 4? Really? Over Darnold?

The person who wrote this list is on crack.

 

[Absolutego]

Woody Johnson fucking it up per usual, if you're going to make changes clear the whole house because Joe Douglas is just as much of a problem.
This reeks of Rodgers having too much influence over the team. The Jets are undisciplined as fuck but that's not why they're losing games.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

This reeks of Rodgers having too much influence over the team.

[LAUGHS IN PACKER FAN]

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Welp, the Jets have fired Salah. Their DC, Jeff Ulbrich, will be their Interim Head Coach.

Hey Eagles, you guys know you can do something similar with your own Head Coach, right?

And the way he was fired; yikes. Simply showed up to work and was escorted out with no heads up to him or the players. It should have been Hackett way before Saleh. Jets looks like a clown show even worse than before now.

 

[Americunt]

Hey Eagles, you guys know you can do something similar with your own Head Coach, right?

Sirriani and Zac Taylor gotta be shitting bricks today. Really hope we don't lose to the browns, but if it means getting rid of Nicky do-nothing, I'm all in.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

This firing does not make sense to me. 2-3 and the only issue is the offense is off to a slow start?

 

[Absolutego]

This firing does not make sense to me. 2-3 and the only issue is the offense is off to a slow start?

Aaron's big mad he isn't playing at an MVP level after tearing his achilles as a senior citizen and Breece Hall is playing terribly

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

This firing does not make sense to me. 2-3 and the only issue is the offense is off to a slow start?

If his QB was anyone but Aaron Rodgers, it wouldn't make sense. But that isn't what they're dealing with now, is it? No way this wasn't an executive decision made by Rodgers.

 

[Americunt]

This firing does not make sense to me. 2-3 and the only issue is the offense is off to a slow start?

Some people are speculating that him wearing the Lebanese flag on his jacket during the London game played a part in it, but I honestly doubt it. For one that's an initiative the league implemented to "highlight diversity" or whatever, and I imagine it's a huge lawsuit if it comes out that was a factor anway.

I think the obvious answer is Rodgers is trying to LeBron the Jets, and told the owner a defense focused HC was the reason they were faltering, instead of the obvious fact that he's just washed on coming off a year-ending injury, and probably never will perform at the level he used to. Can't wait for the bottom to fall out on their defense (aka the only thing keeping them alive) now that Saleh's gone tho. (I'm still salty Philly's only loss before our fall off last year was the freakin' Jets)

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

The Rodgers hate is retarded. Dude's still a better QB than half the starters in the league right now, and everyone was shitting all over Saleh until he got fired then suddenly he's a great coach who was pushed out by the quarterback.