The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Jogger The Nogger]

for those of you wondering why this is Feature Worthy, this is what Micah Parsons looks like
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That's Migay Persons. Common mistake.

 

[Escalating Violence]

I like that this is featured. A boomer team owner being retarded with his pet niggers and money is hilarious considering there's been a dark week for lolcows.

Since we are on the topic of sports lolcows: Would Travis Kelce be considered one?

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

What does F in NFL stands for? Can't be football, football looks like this:
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I wish they kept calling it 'gridiron' since that is a pretty cool name.

 

[Americunt]

I like that this is featured. A boomer team owner being retarded with his pet niggers and money is hilarious considering there's been a dark week for lolcows.

Since we are on the topic of sports lolcows: Would Travis Kelce be considered one?

Jerry Jones has been a lolcow for decades. He fired the guy who brought him 2 superbowl rings because he was jealous of all the credit he was getting for it.

 

[TEA 3HF]

for those of you wondering why this is Feature Worthy, this is what Micah Parsons looks like
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Nigga looks like the last hipster I allegedly sold meth to.

 

[Absolutego]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9_WC8qx9EQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xSbw-9AD0PkTom Grossi's reaction and his fan reaction video. On the latter, Scooter Magruder has the top comment:
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Scooter just sat quietly with a thousand yard stare for pretty much the entire hour long stream this is from, until the egghead (who is a Giants fan) intimated that the Cowboys might lose to them in week 2, at which point he started sperging out that they could run 5 verts all game and still beat the Giants in very typical Cowboys fan fashion.

 

[Meiwaku]

Ah, now for the influx of tourists coming with (richeous) rage over sports being featured on OUR autistic forum.

Suffer NFL thread. Suffer.

 

[Moths]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9_WC8qx9EQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xSbw-9AD0PkTom Grossi's reaction and his fan reaction video. On the latter, Scooter Magruder has the top comment:
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Ok this is fucking some top tier autistic seething

I like that this is featured. A boomer team owner being retarded with his pet niggers and money is hilarious considering there's been a dark week for lolcows.

Was it a payment thing or did he piss the nigger off?

Guess his team will just have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

 

[Unpalatable]

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Good summary for all the spoon-fed goobers perplexed by the feature. I hope their team scores 100 front yards.

 

[Pomniman]

Ah, now for the influx of tourists coming with (richeous) rage over sports being featured on OUR autistic forum.

Suffer NFL thread. Suffer.

Niggerball fans are literal cattle, usually fat drunken boomer slobs too, and deserve to hear it as often as possible.

 

[Drugged Flamingo]

I always thought that every state had its own team, it turns out thats not true and some states even have multiple. I just figured that there were teams that nobody talked about for some states because they were really bad, like the Nebraska Wombats or something like that.

Whats the worst team in NFL history?

The Cowboys.

 

[Americunt]

I like that this is featured. A boomer team owner being retarded with his pet niggers and money is hilarious considering there's been a dark week for lolcows.

Since we are on the topic of sports lolcows: Would Travis Kelce be considered one?

Travis, and as much as an Eagles fan it pains me to say this, his brother Jason, are literally so fucking retarded, it hurts to watch either of them talk in interviews.

I have nightmaress about when Travis retires and we as a nation are forced to watch some awful Monday Night Football game where they're doing the commentary.

 

[Journoscum]

Someone please explain this in lolcow terms for those of us who don't watch sportsball

Nick Rekeita (Jerry Jones) trading a wife (Micah Parsons) and a stable family life (playoff contention) for an ugly cocaine whore (draft picks) and whippets (failure).

In the same way Jerry Jones thinks he's too good to pay this guy money, Rekeita felt he was too good to pay an oath of loyalty to his wife.

Anyway, don't trust Dallas. There's gotta be a string attached, like maybe he's been feeling tightness in his hamstring that was conveniently not disclosed.

 

[W00K #17]

Tank time for Arch.

 

[YachieKicchou]

TOTAL PACKERS VICTORY BABY LETS GO

 

[Americunt]

Tank time for Arch.

Real ball knowers know the Manning family
would never let Arch go to a franchise like Dallas. Saints is my guess where he ends up.

 

[Absolutego]

Was it a payment thing or did he piss the nigger off?

Don't know for sure yet, it could either be quibbling over payment or Jerry was really sour that one of his pet negroes stuck with the demand to do things through his agent, no matter how much monopoly money Jerry tried to convince them was in his handshake deal.

The Cowboys.

Jokes aside, if we're going by franchises it's the Cardinals, who are the oldest team by a fair margin and have absolutely nothing to show for it besides a Super Bowl appearance and wasting Larry Fitzgerald's career.
If it's single teams, idk, probably one of the ones during the Great Depression that was mostly unemployed workers who had more free time than expected.

 

[Journoscum]

Real ball knowers know the Manning family
would never let Arch go to a franchise like Dallas. Saints is my guess where he ends up.

Pretty excited for a repeat of Eli and San Diego. Jacksonville is a moronic franchise who already has a franchise QB, and still I expect them to be the San Diego in this equation.

 

[SteinserGate]

My little favorite corner of the forum is now featured and being raped by rage. Yes, it is niggerball. But I like to watch it. It's fun to watch.
Kiwifarmers are the tush push I cannot stop, please have mercy.
Go Texans...

I don't know if Jerruh wants a rebuild, he's so damn old he might not live to see a rebuilt roster.

I think this is more him balking at Micah wanting $47m (which is insane) along with being personally pissed off by Micah's agent.

Jerruh has access to life-extending technology and will still somehow be around for the next 10-15 years.
Jerry's past experience with good, possibly standout D-Linemen have been D. Ware (good), D. Lawrence (also good), Randy Gregory (retard), and Parsons (we see what happens)
You can tell the vast differences on how those personalities are, so when Parson's agent told him to chimp out, Jerry got flashbacks and traded him.

I forgot that Kenny Clark is only 29, despite having been with the Packers for so long. Suck to see him go.
Hope that Micah plays like he's worth that huge contract and 2 first rounders.

Every Packer fan I have talked to made me believe Kenny Clark was like 35 years old. He's just been there for forever since he was young.

 

[You're an idiot]

Scooter just sat quietly with a thousand yard stare for pretty much the entire hour long stream this is from, until the egghead (who is a Giants fan) intimated that the Cowboys might lose to them in week 2, at which point he started sperging out that they could run 5 verts all game and still beat the Giants in very typical Cowboys fan fashion.

Even though as an iggles fan I wish they would end in a 0-0 tie, I can't deny it would be equally as enjoying to me to watch old man Russ sling moonballs all game because the Brokeback Mountaineers got rid of their pass rush. After we drop the banner on them in week 1 the only thing that could bring me greater joy than another chip is watching the 'boys have an all time season long crash.