The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
 
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
That Saints defense is something else. And they won't face an actual good team till they face the Lions in December. Prior to that its the Packers, the Bucs, the Patriots, the Texans, the Jaguars, the Colts, the Bears, the Vikings, and finally the Falcons. And even calling the Lions good might be pushing it, depending on how things play out. The Bucs and Falcons aren't as good as their records suggest as they've faced terrible teams. The Packers are overrated. The Vikings are the Vikings and the Colts are the Colts. The Bears, Texans and Patriots unreservedly suck. If the Saints can get past the Lions, then they get to whoop the Panthers again and take down the Giants, another give me game. After that, they face the Rams, before ending it with a return to the Bucs and the Falcons, and those games probably won't matter by the time we get to that point.

Considering their defense and their strength of schedule, the Saints are setup to go a pretty deep undefeated run, at least till the Lions game.
 
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
Bucs will be the last undefeated team because the NFC South is a meme and the football gods are capricious.
The Broncos defense is going to make them the last winless team. I trust Fields/Eberflus to pull a fluke win out of nowhere now that they got found out more than I trust Russ and his corpse of a receiving corps.
 
After Farve and Rogers, Packers Fans just assume they can always get an MVP Caliber QB.

Yeah, Jordan Love looked good Week 1, but that was against a literal Poverty Franchise in the Bears. He’s started 3 Games as a Packer - he could potentially bomb the entire rest of the season, and the schadenfreude would be delicious.
The Packers were literally a basement-tier franchise in the '80s before Atlanta traded him like the retards they are. The only team worse that the '80s Packers were the Patriots before Bill Parcells.
 
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
We have two more weeks before really dialing in on how bad a team can really be. With the shortened full-pad practices and shortened preseason, even more variables.

Chicago is the last winless, because I know they will be. But I call Arizona so I can suffer more.
 
While I mocked the NFL, I don’t hate football Americano as a sport

As for the teams:

The Texans are pitiful to watch as a team. Bad defense, bad offense, bad strategy. Their loss to the Colts a couple of days ago is just pitiful to watch. I like rooting for the underdogs in sports (for some reason), but the Texans so far haven’t been that good.
 
While I mocked the NFL, I don’t hate football Americano as a sport

As for the teams:

The Texans are pitiful to watch as a team. Bad defense, bad offense, bad strategy. Their loss to the Colts a couple of days ago is just pitiful to watch. I like rooting for the underdogs in sports (for some reason), but the Texans so far haven’t been that good.
I fucking love competition. It legit is something that keeps me going every day. When I see people who tune/train their bodies professionally to make themselves better at something it gets me hyped. Is it retarded? Probably but I love seeing people push themselves. I'll actively root for the comeback in games I have no weight in the matter.
 
I fucking love competition. It legit is something that keeps me going every day. When I see people who tune/train their bodies professionally to make themselves better at something it gets me hyped. Is it retarded? Probably but I love seeing people push themselves. I'll actively root for the comeback in games I have no weight in the matter.
I wished the Texans were as good as the Astros are right now - is that too much to ask?

They need to sort out their shit. Build up the team like how their Astros counterparts did over the past half decade.
 
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I need the memes, please.
Late but idc
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I guess we're going to score 30 points every game. And I'm totally fine with that.
 
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
Definitely the 49ers. They are the most complete team but injuries are always a concern with their offensive core.

I want to say the Chargers because of Staley. I'm sick of this useless cocksucker ruining my damn team but the football gods mock us eternally so he'll bullshit his way into key wins to keep his job. I'll say Chicago because they are such a fuckin mess rn
 
Okay boys its that time of year where your team is either 100%, 50% or 0% win rate. Time for some bets.

Who will be the last undefeated team?

Who will be the last winless team?
49ners have great momentum and I honestly think they can win it all barring injury or other major fuck ups.


I'm gonna be that guy and say the Patriots. Fuck Matt Patricia
 
Definitely the 49ers. They are the most complete team but injuries are always a concern with their offensive core.
I am hoping the 49ers expose the Cowboys for being a team that beat a shitty Giants team and a jets team that lacked any offense. Would def be the pick right now to stay undefeated. Ravens have a relatively easy schedule for the next few weeks but I don't trust them. Although, Dolphins might be up there too. Their first potential loss comes Week 7 against the Eagles and then Week 9 against the Chiefs.



I want to say the Chargers because of Staley. I'm sick of this useless cocksucker ruining my damn team but the football gods mock us eternally so he'll bullshit his way into key wins to keep his job. I'll say Chicago because they are such a fuckin mess rn
Chargers play the Vikings, Raiders, and Bears between Weeks 3 and 7 so theres going to be a win in there. The Broncos and Bears also play Week 5 so theres gotta be something there. Texans play the Falcons Week 5 and the Panthers week 7 so that could be an interesting watch. The Cardinals Week 7, 9 and 10 is Seahawks, Browns, and Falcons. Panthers have their shot to get a win against the Seahawks this week and Vikings next week. Then its probably Week 7 against the Texans. Vikings play the Chargers, Panthers, and Bears week 3,4, and 6 so they gotta win one of those.

But my guess is the Bears. The only wins I can see them potentially getting are the Broncos Week 4 as an outside chance, Panthers week 8, Browns mid December, or the Cardinals on Christmas Eve. They will def be 0% for a while



I'm gonna be that guy and say the Patriots. Fuck Matt Patricia
They play the Jets next and after the Cowboys, its the Saints and Raiders. I see a win coming in at least one of those
 
I am hoping the 49ers expose the Cowboys for being a team that beat a shitty Giants team and a jets team that lacked any offense. Would def be the pick right now to stay undefeated. Ravens have a relatively easy schedule for the next few weeks but I don't trust them. Although, Dolphins might be up there too. Their first potential loss comes Week 7 against the Eagles and then Week 9 against the Chiefs.




Chargers play the Vikings, Raiders, and Bears between Weeks 3 and 7 so theres going to be a win in there. The Broncos and Bears also play Week 5 so theres gotta be something there. Texans play the Falcons Week 5 and the Panthers week 7 so that could be an interesting watch. The Cardinals Week 7, 9 and 10 is Seahawks, Browns, and Falcons. Panthers have their shot to get a win against the Seahawks this week and Vikings next week. Then its probably Week 7 against the Texans. Vikings play the Chargers, Panthers, and Bears week 3,4, and 6 so they gotta win one of those.

But my guess is the Bears. The only wins I can see them potentially getting are the Broncos Week 4 as an outside chance, Panthers week 8, Browns mid December, or the Cardinals on Christmas Eve. They will def be 0% for a while




They play the Jets next and after the Cowboys, its the Saints and Raiders. I see a win coming in at least one of those
New England may have a dogshit offense but if there's a thing I'll count on, it's Belichick destroying a shitty QB. His grudge from being coach for a day or something is also there.
 
Please God let my team bully a team without their first round QB today
 
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