Law The Mueller Report

The Mueller Report
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Well, it looks like we finally made it to the end of the line. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would drag on indefinitely: Take a sigh of relief. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would wind up resulting in impeachment proceedings: Sorry to disappoint, but that was never going to happen in the first place. In any event, we've made it to the end and somehow managed to avoid setting the country completely on fire, so that alone is worth a drink.

Seeing as how this is going to be THE most-spun political document since the fucking Clinton impeachment hearings, I'm not going to link to any articles about it. I don't care who has to say what about the Mueller report, be it FOX, MSNBC, CNN, or even smaller outlets like the Epoch Times. Everyone is going to spin this, so all I'm going to do is pore over the report and bring anything interesting to the fore, just like I did with the OIG Report on the Handling of the Clinton Email Investigation.

Yet again: The best advice I can offer is to read this yourself, but I don't expect everyone to do that because it's four-hundred fucking pages long. If you do not see a direct link to the information someone is quoting from this report so you can read the quote yourself, I'd advise disregarding it. If I do not directly quote something from the report and provide an easy way for you to look up the page for yourself, disregard it.

If you need an extremely-abridged TL;DR, I'll include one in the spoiler below. For everyone else: Buckle up, because I'm about to bore your fucking socks off.

Spoiler: TL;DR

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I normally go looking for salt threads on 4chan after things like this but I can hardly even find any today. Are they all salted out? Maybe I should check into the TDS thread on here. I don't think I've ever felt such great shadenfreude about anything as I feel about "muh Russia" being such a dud. All of the smug tweets, terrible memes, and foolishness from late night talk show hosts, and it's on the internet forever. So good.


Loved watching Trump call out these hacks today too:

 

[There'll be another time]

I normally go looking for salt threads on 4chan after things like this but I can hardly even find any today. Are they all salted out? Maybe I should check into the TDS thread on here. I don't think I've ever felt such great shadenfreude about anything as I feel about "muh Russia" being such a dud. All of the smug tweets, terrible memes, and foolishness from late night talk show hosts, and it's on the internet forever. So good.


Loved watching Trump call out these hacks today too:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s5pbH9hHDmI

Are they finally getting tired of winning?

Hope not, better for all the lols if they're not

 

[Ягода]

The whole thing was a clown show. Mueller came off as a demented old man they just wheeled out of the nursing home. A few of the more cynical talking heads I listened to today were speculating that Mueller himself had very little to do with the final report and that it was written perhaps entirely by his aides. I'm inclined to believe that at this point.

that's what I took out of it listening on the radio, this morning. Democrats sounded completely convinced that Trump is a KGB agent who broke laws right and left, while Rs was saying the same about the investigation and the special council. With all the grievous accusations, I don't expect anyone going to jail. It's like a fucking TV show, someone definitely committed treason and purjury among other things, yet after the show is over actors will just move onto another episode like nothing of consequence ever happened. When the fuck Hillary is donning the orange??

 

[Niggernerd]

Even I, a person who voted Trump, was scratching my head over the "Obama wiretapped me" thing, and here we are: it is reality.

they expected to hear nefarious plans of Russian collusion but more than likely just heard JJBA part 2 op playing in the background and Trump making trumpet noises to it.

 

[It's HK-47]

So should we all start gloating about just how adamantly these people all used to suck his dick or should we hold out for a little bit longer?

 

[qu_rahn]

I normally go looking for salt threads on 4chan after things like this but I can hardly even find any today. Are they all salted out? Maybe I should check into the TDS thread on here. I don't think I've ever felt such great shadenfreude about anything as I feel about "muh Russia" being such a dud. All of the smug tweets, terrible memes, and foolishness from late night talk show hosts, and it's on the internet forever. So good.

There was a 1000+ post thread on /pol/ earlier while the testimony was going on. The only other threads about it seem to be buried pretty quick. Shills putting in overtime tonight?

 

[tehpope]

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So should we all start gloating about just how adamantly these people all used to suck his dick or should we hold out for a little bit longer?

I wouldn't be surprised if places like Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, et. al, start banning people who even mention Mueller was going to be their savior.

 

[Maxliam]

How could they possibly expect this to help them?

The Dems are that delusional. The problem right now is they are fighting so much with themselves they don't realize this two front war they have going on it just making them look worse and worse.

At this point they've so fucked themselves that they have nothing to lose.

With this Russia conspiracy the hole they dug is so deep they're not climbing out. They might as well keep digging and pray they reach China. If they don't keep at it they're fucked anyway.

It's the same reason these media and tech companies are acting increasingly desperate. They stand to lose a lot but all their credibility is already gone. In for a dime, in for a dollar.

Actually they do have something to lose: voters.

The rest of my family are hard core Dems and they are absolutely disgusted by the debates that went on. Even my mom who is from Mexico was PISSED they were speaking Spanish at the debates.

 

[heyitsmike]

Actually they do have something to lose: voters.

The rest of my family are hard core Dems and they are absolutely disgusted by the debates that went on. Even my mom who is from Mexico was PISSED they were speaking Spanish at the debates.

Well you said it yourself though, it was the debates that lost your family's votes, not the Russiagate fiasco.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

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So should we all start gloating about just how adamantly these people all used to suck his dick or should we hold out for a little bit longer?

This shit is the best part of all this, IMO. I get the biggest grin on my face, I can't even help it.

 

[PN 801]

I normally go looking for salt threads on 4chan after things like this but I can hardly even find any today. Are they all salted out? Maybe I should check into the TDS thread on here. I don't think I've ever felt such great shadenfreude about anything as I feel about "muh Russia" being such a dud. All of the smug tweets, terrible memes, and foolishness from late night talk show hosts, and it's on the internet forever. So good.


Loved watching Trump call out these hacks today too:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s5pbH9hHDmI

Is trump getting younger.

Where does he get the energy and stamina to completely decimate fake media like this.

So many boners.

 

[Maxliam]

Well you said it yourself though, it was the debates that lost your family's votes, not the Russiagate fiasco.

It isn't helping the dems though, keep in mind this is fresh and I haven't seen them yet. This weekend I bet they will be talking about it. Already the Dems look like a shit show to them. They are most likely not voting. I have a feeling this isn't uncommon for most democrats.

 

[pwnest injun]

Reminder that Obama signed off on a $180,000,000 domestic propaganda effort to counter Russian propaganda which Mueller's $25,000,000, two-year long investigation DEFINITIVELY FAILED to demonstrate with even the slightest bit of evidence. I want to load all that money up into a Chinook and drop it on their fucking heads.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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So should we all start gloating about just how adamantly these people all used to suck his dick or should we hold out for a little bit longer?

That's a photo who won't age well. I got the feeling it might turn into a meme.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

That's a photo who won't age well. I got the feeling it might turn into a meme.

Have a GIF

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[TowinKarz]

That's a photo who won't age well. I got the feeling it might turn into a meme.

It's as amazing as it is sad, a cargo cult worshiping their idol, sure their wishes will come true because THEY BELIEVE.

 

[pwnest injun]

Well, if they had any sense in the first place, they would MAGA.

 

[8777BB5]

The theme for this thread

 

[It's HK-47]

Don't go pitching those stones too hard now, Michael. You built those walls out of some pretty fragile material and some of us have memories long enough to remember the kind of pro-Mueller vomit that you used to push.

 

[Coldgrip]

There are few people on this earth I'd wish a stroke on, and Moore is one of them. Fuck that sleazebag.