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The Mueller Report
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Well, it looks like we finally made it to the end of the line. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would drag on indefinitely: Take a sigh of relief. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would wind up resulting in impeachment proceedings: Sorry to disappoint, but that was never going to happen in the first place. In any event, we've made it to the end and somehow managed to avoid setting the country completely on fire, so that alone is worth a drink.

Seeing as how this is going to be THE most-spun political document since the fucking Clinton impeachment hearings, I'm not going to link to any articles about it. I don't care who has to say what about the Mueller report, be it FOX, MSNBC, CNN, or even smaller outlets like the Epoch Times. Everyone is going to spin this, so all I'm going to do is pore over the report and bring anything interesting to the fore, just like I did with the OIG Report on the Handling of the Clinton Email Investigation.

Yet again: The best advice I can offer is to read this yourself, but I don't expect everyone to do that because it's four-hundred fucking pages long. If you do not see a direct link to the information someone is quoting from this report so you can read the quote yourself, I'd advise disregarding it. If I do not directly quote something from the report and provide an easy way for you to look up the page for yourself, disregard it.

If you need an extremely-abridged TL;DR, I'll include one in the spoiler below. For everyone else: Buckle up, because I'm about to bore your fucking socks off.

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I’m sure I’m not the only one tired of all the bullshit speculation taking place AFTER the release of this.

Even the guy who delivered my pizza couldn’t shut up about how “biased” and shit the report is.

Jesus fucking Christ, just give me my food and get the fuck off my lawn!
 
It's HK-47 said:
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(Pg. 5 & Pg. 6) Oh man, I really hope there's more stuff in here about Mifsud as we make our way down through it. That guy's been borderline memory-holed by the press over the last year or so, they hate talking about that guy to the point where they were trying to float the idea that he'd actually died.
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(Pg. 7) Thanks, Obama.
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There's a great interview with Papadopoulos about Mifsud here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjGLCCP_lPg

The second the FBI got whiff that Papadopoulos was planning on joining the Trump campaign they were setting him up to be a patsy. He was swarmed by a procession of FBI spooks and honeypots trying to catch him in a conspiracy by feeding him info about Hilary's emails. Mifsud is 100% a western intelligence asset and luckily Papadopoulos' wife knew somebody that knew Mifsud and she was able to dispel that myth that he was "Russian connected".
 
I thought "caviar" was a poop thing.
Judge Holden said:
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https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1118882452007718912

At this point the media hysteria over memes and how they hold mystic and world changing powers is quite possibly the single stupidest fucking concept that has EVER been entertained and believed by the mainstream media in world history.

Seriously, point me out a time when media chucklefucks said something more fucktarded than "MAYME MAGIC IS REAL AND DRUMPFF USED IT TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND SMITE HIS ENEMIES!!!" because frankly even fucking north korean propaganda about how the dear leader never shits isnt this bad
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meme magic made meme magic real
 
Just A Butt said:
I’m sure I’m not the only one tired of all the bullshit speculation taking place AFTER the release of this.

Even the guy who delivered my pizza couldn’t shut up about how “biased” and shit the report is.

Jesus fucking Christ, just give me my food and get the fuck off my lawn!
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You should call their Buisness and say their employee wouldn’t give you your fucking food and were talking about politics instead
 
ConfederateIrishman said:
You should call their Buisness and say their employee wouldn’t give you your fucking food and were talking about politics instead
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I considered it. But I don’t want dude to get fired over this.

He’s an idiot, but that’s probably why he is stuck delivering pies.

ETA: I try not to fuck with people who know where I live.
 
This investigation was an incredible waste of time and money. You still won't hear the end of this shit, though; even now the programmed left are latching on to some key lines. Expect them to continue harping on for impeachment.

Here's a few to get familiar with, courtesy of the biggest hack-frauds in journalism.

"President Trump reacted negatively to the special counsel's appointment. He told advisors that it was the end of his presidency, sought to have Attorney General Jeff Sessions unrecuse from the Russia investigation and to have the Special Council removed, and engaged in efforts to curtail the Special Council's investigation and prevent the disclosure of evidence to it, including through public and private contacts with potential witnesses [...]"

"The President's efforts to influence the investigation were mostly unsuccessful, but that is largely because the persons who surrounded the President declined to carry out orders or accede to his requests."

"We recognized that a federal criminal accusation against a sitting President would place burdens on the President’s capacity to govern and potentially preempt constitutional process for addressing presidential misconduct. "
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The Russians didn't want WW3. Clinton would have supplied WW3 without a fucking doubt, the sociopathic loon.

It's as simple as that. Had Bernie won the DNC Primary, they'd have did what they could for him to win, being the most predictable leader over Trump.
 
As far as I can tell, the report amounts to "he's absolutely good on collusion, on obstruction he sperged out a bit but didn't do anything actually illegal as far as we can tell, we'd need to waste even more time on this shit". Am I good?
 
Something came up so I might not be able to finish the entire document tonight. If anyone feels the need to pick up where I left off, I was on page 73 of volume II (Page 285/448 of the PDF.) If not, I'll pick this back up again sometime tomorrow. This report has been unusually boring so far, though. I honestly had much more fun reading the last OIG report because it was full of all sorts of crazy nonsense, this one's just... It's just kind of filled with shit we've already known for ages, now.
 
Nonconclusive findings
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Great, another two-to-six years of people arguing over something that didn't fucking happen. Maybe even more if people are still butthurt afterwards.

Honestly, in the end, all of this could have been avoided if Trump just made better staffing decisions. I blame his exceptional kike son in law for stacking his side with incompetent criminals and people who clearly didn't like him.

There's never going to be any kind of consequences for any of this beyond the arrests of incompetent people who committed crimes in broad daylight without being powerful enough to ignore it, not just for Trump's side, but for everyone else as well.

The biggest insult a congressman can say to the american people is that they're trying to "protect the rule of law" or "protect the justice system", because if those things worked to begin with, they'd be sitting in the hole somewhere in a max-sec prison yard.
 
It's HK-47 said:
Something came up so I might not be able to finish the entire document tonight. If anyone feels the need to pick up where I left off, I was on page 73 of volume II (Page 285/448 of the PDF.) If not, I'll pick this back up again sometime tomorrow. This report has been unusually boring so far, though. I honestly had much more fun reading the last OIG report because it was full of all sorts of crazy nonsense, this one's just... It's just kind of filled with shit we've already known for ages, now.
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No new evidence is presented. It's all the same handful of incidents everyone has been citing for 3 years. Things like the Trump Tower meeting, Trump Moscow Tower deal, Papadopoulos meeting, Flynn talking to Kislyak, etc... except Mueller saying no collusion was apparent. Truthers then cheer "WE'RE VINDICATED, see Mueller said it's only apparent nothing happened not DEFINITIVELY!"
 
deodorant said:
The biggest insult a congressman can say to the american people is that they're trying to "protect the rule of law" or "protect the justice system", because if those things worked to begin with, they'd be sitting in the hole somewhere in a max-sec prison yard.
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If they gave even one half of a damn about either of those things then they would be voting to multiply the number of prosecutors we have, the number of judges we have, the number of defense attorneys we have, and the number of prisons we have. The system is so overburdened it is completely ridiculous. The cost is completely irrelevant; the number one purpose of any government, the one that gives it the moral justification to even exist in the first place, is law enforcement. The reason they don't do that is purely because it makes it easier for them and their slimy rich friends to get away with massive amounts of crooked shit.
 
Another perspective from Trump critic and Russiagate skeptic Glen Greenwald, whose skepticism over the whole affair, like more than a few left-skewing skeptics he thinks the whole mess is a waste of time that takes attention away from other more important issues and for this like a lot of the liberal/left Russiagate doubters has been accused of everything from being a "Trump lover" (gasp) and a Russian asset receiving his orders directly from Mad Vlad Putnisky by everyone from random internet commentators to "professional" pundits like MSNBCIA guest/conspiracy theorist/"security expert" who has grossly over-inflated his resume Malcolm Nance.

Robert Mueller Did Not Merely Reject the Trump-Russia Conspiracy Theories. He Obliterated Them.

In sum, Democrats and their supporters had the exact prosecutor they all agreed was the embodiment of competence and integrity in Robert Mueller. He assembled a team of prosecutors and investigators that countless media accounts heralded as the most aggressive and adept in the nation. They had subpoena power, the vast surveillance apparatus of the U.S. government at their disposal, a demonstrated willingness to imprison anyone who lied to them, and unlimited time and resources to dig up everything they could.

The result of all of that was that not a single American – whether with the Trump campaign or otherwise – was charged or indicted on the core question of whether there was any conspiracy or coordination with Russia over the election. No Americans were charged or even accused of being controlled by or working at the behest of the Russian government. None of the key White House aides at the center of the controversy who testified for hours and hours – including Donald Trump, Jr. or Jared Kushner – were charged with any crimes of any kind, not even perjury, obstruction of justice or lying to Congress.

These facts are fatal to the conspiracy theorists who have drowned U.S. discourse for almost three years with a dangerous and distracting fixation on a fictitious espionage thriller involved unhinged claims of sexual and financial blackmail, nefarious infiltration of the U.S. Government by familiar foreign villains, and election cheating that empowered an illegitimate President. They got the exact prosecutor and investigation that they wanted, yet he could not establish that any of this happened and, in many cases, established that it did not.
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Then there is the issue of Manafort’s relationship with the Ukrainians, and specifically his providing of polling data to Konstantin Kilimnik, an episode which Trump/Putin conspiracist Marcy Wheeler, along with many others, particularly hyped over and over. To begin with, Mueller said his office “did not identify evidence of a connection” between that act and “Russian interference in the election,” nor did he “establish that Manafort otherwise coordinated with the Russian government on its election-inteference efforts”:

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Also endlessly hyped by Wheeler and other conspiracists were the post-election contacts between Trump and Russia: as though it’s unusual that a major power would seek to build new, constructive relationships with a newly elected administration. Indeed, Wheeler went so far as to cite these post-election contacts to turn her own source into the FBI on the ground that it constituted smoking gun evidence, an act for which she was praised by the Washington Post (nothing Wheeler claimed about the evidence “related to the Mueller investigation” that she claimed to possess appears to be in the Mueller Report).
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