Law The Mueller Report

The Mueller Report
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Well, it looks like we finally made it to the end of the line. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would drag on indefinitely: Take a sigh of relief. To everyone who thought the Mueller report would wind up resulting in impeachment proceedings: Sorry to disappoint, but that was never going to happen in the first place. In any event, we've made it to the end and somehow managed to avoid setting the country completely on fire, so that alone is worth a drink.

Seeing as how this is going to be THE most-spun political document since the fucking Clinton impeachment hearings, I'm not going to link to any articles about it. I don't care who has to say what about the Mueller report, be it FOX, MSNBC, CNN, or even smaller outlets like the Epoch Times. Everyone is going to spin this, so all I'm going to do is pore over the report and bring anything interesting to the fore, just like I did with the OIG Report on the Handling of the Clinton Email Investigation.

Yet again: The best advice I can offer is to read this yourself, but I don't expect everyone to do that because it's four-hundred fucking pages long. If you do not see a direct link to the information someone is quoting from this report so you can read the quote yourself, I'd advise disregarding it. If I do not directly quote something from the report and provide an easy way for you to look up the page for yourself, disregard it.

If you need an extremely-abridged TL;DR, I'll include one in the spoiler below. For everyone else: Buckle up, because I'm about to bore your fucking socks off.

Spoiler: TL;DR

 

[Draza]

Another L for Democrats

 

[Collections Agent]

That Donald Trump meme is literally the only time in history I've ever seen the term "Haters" used properly.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I knew waking up at 3 AM was due to a salt spike in the air. Hot damn.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

MSM has no idea what to do with this except keep spinning it with stream of consciousness talking. They're mostly at the point where "This is obviously indications of a crime because it sounds like people around him didn't follow Trump's orders."

 

[Clop]

If you thought the cries for impeachment were bad before, peek at the MuellerReport hashtag on Twitter right now.

The left can't meme, nor can they read.

 

[Nobunaga]

So basically the Trump campaign knew that Russia was fucking around with the elections - as anyone with half a brain would know - and decided they could capitalize on it, while Russia decided that a Trump presidency was way better than an economic war with Hillary?

Yeah wow, how terrible. eye fucking roll.

You dont understand, everything russia does is bad mkay?
So that means drumpft is bad, checkmate

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

400 pages sure is a lot to basically say fuck all.

 

[It's HK-47]

(Pgs. 62, 63, & 65) I love how the Special Counsel took so much interest in whether or not the Trump campaign was coordinating with Russia in an attempt to recover Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails, but didn't seem the least bit interested in the fact that a Presidential candidate had a home-brew server loaded to the gills with incredibly confidential and classified information that had virtually no real protection and that had doubtlessly been breached by hostile, foreign entities.

But her emails tho, I guess.

 

[NQ 952]

400 pages sure is a lot to basically say fuck all.

hey, listen, this took two years and millions of dollars. It damn well better be hundreds of pages long.

(Pgs. 62, 63, & 65) I love how the Special Counsel took so much interest in whether or not the Trump campaign was coordinating with Russia in an attempt to recover Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails, but didn't seem the least bit interested in the fact that a Presidential candidate had a home-brew server loaded to the gills with incredibly confidential and classified information that had virtually no real protection and that had doubtlessly been breached by hostile, foreign entities.

But her emails tho, I guess.

BUT IT'S HER TIME REEEEEEEEE

 

[Superman93]

well what other retarded shit the democrats are gonna whip out there ass?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Mueller confirms that George Papadopoulos was investigated for being an unregistered agent not of Russia, but Israel

 

[OG 666]

The section on the Internet Research Agency is fascinating. I'm very interested to see the implications of these particular findings, not even for Trump, but for social media overall. It starts around page 14.

Regardless of your thoughts on the investigation, this should be concerning to people. Over 100 million Americans were possibly exposed to fake activist content on both sides of the aisle. The report even cites examples of journalists and politicians (both democrats and republicans) who promoted the posts from these accounts without realizing it.

 

[CatParty]

@It's HK-47 did you not see the actual meuller thread? lmao

 

[ICametoLurk]

Factual error in the Report. Sessions recused on March 2, 2017 not March 2, 2016. Seems minor but for all the manpower that went into producing this thing, you're really going to get a date wrong?

 

[Draza]

The section on the Internet Research Agency is fascinating. I'm very interested to see the implications of these particular findings, not even for Trump, but for social media overall. It starts around page 14.
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Regardless of your thoughts on the investigation, this should be concerning to people. Over 100 million Americans were possibly exposed to fake activist content on both sides of the aisle. The report even cites examples of journalists and politicians (both democrats and republicans) who promoted the posts from these accounts without realizing it.

But muh Russia.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

TDS is real.

How I read this:

I'm reading this and recognize my bias but am also signalling that nothing in this report can possibly make me rethink my statements about Trump because I know he's a criminal regardless of lack of evidence and I don't care to examine the source of my bias because I've accepted it exists--that's good enough.

Holy run on...These people are insane. I get what Fry was trying to say but what he really communicated was that he wasn't going to make the slightest attempt to overcome his bias because reasons?

By the way the Twitter is a fucking goldmine today.

 

[OG 666]

Is there a trophy for members who are mentioned in federal investigations? @Fancy Bear

 

[Superman93]

You guys are a fucking exceptional

 

[Whatevs]

So supposedly China, Russia, Iran all possibly infiltrated her email server. Clinton in all her hubris as a Clinton and being Secretary of State, which has know security protocols, committed such an egregious breach of security protocol which allowed various foreign agencies a way in and access to sensitive information. Now if they got access to that email server, that's a potential weak point to SIPRNet (one of the secure networks that the DoD and the US State Department uses to talk to each other and transmit classified information) and the whole Defense Information System Network, if they could sneak anything malicious into it through her server and get it passed on who knows what else has been accessed. I hope they did a full analysis of those networks because this dumb cunt thought security protocols don't apply to her, and no one thought this breach through and let her get away with it.

I've always been meh on the Clintons, they've been getting away with shit since like almost my whole life, like "oh just a Clinton doing Clinton things", but man fuck that bullshit. Any other government employee would had their pension removed, put on trial for negligence at a minimum and the rest of their life ruined.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Hillary Clinton - The Russian Connection