The Moderator Drama Summarized

[LurkTrawl]

What the fuck is gooning? I see that term everywhere now.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide of gay furries and ERPs.

 

[Ass Dan]

What the fuck is gooning? I see that term everywhere now.

Compulsively masturbating to weird shit

 

[TyrasGuard]

What the fuck is gooning? I see that term everywhere now.

Porn addiction. Goon is like a word that's meant to say "I watch porn and masturbate all day"

I also fell for it, like instantly. I'm so used to secret DM channels getting dug up that it doesn't surprise me anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

April Fools?

 

[mindlessobserver]

the amount of times adhd is mentioned in this is triggering my adhd, also why is mod drama a feature? why give them the attention rather than just banning them?

Your avatar picture makes this even funnier.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

So how's her ass taste?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Man the april fools jokes this year are great

 

[LurkTrawl]

Compulsively masturbating to weird shit

Porn addiction. Goon is like a word that's meant to say "I watch porn and masturbate all day"

How do people have the energy for that shit?

Thanks for the info, now thoroughly disgusted.

I also fell for it, like instantly. I'm so used to secret DM channels getting dug up that it doesn't surprise me anymore.

I guess I did as I didn't question if it was fake or not due to the novella length of the post. That's a lot of effort for an April Fool's joke.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I made a cum tribute to ADHD. I shot hot goo all over her IRL pic.

Spoiler

 

[karz]

Huh... Featured thread on this day?

Thanks for the funnies, see you all next year!

 

[Cuckoman]

Not gonna read that long ass post about some faggot. Never heard about ADHD or his/her faggot ways before.
Only have two , neh, three, questions:
1, is ADHD a tranny?
2, does this mean we are now a self-contained singularity? We no longer need to look outside of the site to find autistic lolcows to laugh at?
3, are other mods at risk to troon out too?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

To the mod who leaked the PMs and to all people who leak PMs; Kys, faggots.

You will goon in the open, or you will not goon at all

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Sure this is an april fools joke, but I'll bet the parlor mods are all fat which is almost as bad as being a gooner, so.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The better April Fools was the one where everyone got anime profile pics. That one was actually funny

 

[QueenMegan]

to fap: perchance to goon

 

[Takodachi]

You will goon in the open, or you will not goon at all

State mandated gooning.
Literally 198cum.

 

[Spergichu]

Not one, but TWO April Fools posts? AND a decent joke on 4chan? I can't believe it. Am I the one actually getting fooled here?

 

[Heavy Culter]

Everyone in this thread deserves to get beaten to death with hammers

 

[Forlongend]

Nice fucking job Mods. Very Italian flavor.

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If this is your first April Fools Day on this site:
lurk_moar.mp4

Is it really a nice job though? Found the whole thing surprizingly boring honestly.

If it's littered with inside jokes for people keeping track of inner-happenings or something and I just couldn't see them, nevermind this I guess.